The weather is hotting up and we’re here to help you hone your holiday flirting skills with some quality summer pick up lines. They are either so good you won’t fail to succeed, or so bad that the object of your affection will take pity on you and agree to a date. Either way, you win.
Summer Pick Up Lines Need A Summer Setting
If you and your mates are still trying to frantically organise your summer holiday in the dedicated Whatsapp group, you better get a move on. Stop trying to accommodate Big Dave and his ridiculous list of family commitments, or work around Racy Tracy’s hectic work schedule. Pick a date and whoever comes, comes. Once you have your list of confirmed holiday buddies, it’s time to focus on your team’s pulling strategy. In order to get the chance to unload your pick up line on your crush, you need something to grab their attention and, would you believe it, we’ve got just the thing.
The Bait: A Personalised Beach Bod Towel
Superimpose you or your mates’ faces on one of our many Beach Bod towels and watch the flood gates open. Choose from an array of different torsos from dad bod to dream bod and everything in between, and right now, if you order two, you’ll get a third one for free! Once they’ve seen what masters of comedy you lot are, you can then blindside them with your crap banter. Here are a few summer pick up lines you can use that will seal the deal.
11 Summer Pick Up Lines For Guaranteed Success*
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Now, You Play the Waiting Game.
You’ve got your crew confirmed, your tickets booked, your Beach Bod towels ordered, and your pick up lines committed to memory, all that’s left to do is hope there’s no volcano, plague, swarm of locusts, or other pesky inconvenience that could mess up your holiday plans. We hope you get your holiday romance, even if you don’t remember any of it on the flight home.
