Affordable Birthday Gifts They’ll Actually Like
There’s that one unique day every year when we celebrate the fact that someone made it through another orbit around the sun without losing all of their marbles: the birthday. And with birthdays come presents. But let’s be honest, it may be just as difficult to choose the ideal birthday gift as it is to herd cats. Don’t be alarmed, fellow shoppers! This list of the best 10 affordable birthday gifts is here to save you from the pit of gift-giving despair.
The Punny Card
Shall we begin with the fundamentals? An old-fashioned birthday card is like the amuse-bouche of gift-giving; it’s tiny but it can be incredibly meaningful if you put some thought into it. But why settle for a basic, boring card? There are puns out there waiting to be used to their full potential. There are personalisable options waiting for your creativity. Don’t just give them a card, give them a hilarious, personalised masterpiece which they will have no option but to frame and show off. Make them gasp for breath with laughter as they read your jokes, telling them that growing older isn’t always a bad thing—or is it?
The Potted Plant
Plants are great affordable birthday gifts and they can be anyone’s best friend (unless they are the kind of person who is able to kill a cactus). If your buddy has green fingers, a new plant will send them to cloud nine. If you want to keep it extra safe, choose the most low-maintenance plant you can find. A new, leafy addition to their indoor jungle will be the perfect gift for your plant pal!
The Marvellous Mug
The ever-dependable coffee cup is a perfect present for any occasion. But instead of settling for a dull, basic mug, why not choose one with a funny, inappropriate statement or a distinctive design that would make them laugh so hard they’ll spit up their morning coffee? Just make sure that the mug you go for is dishwasher safe, because ain’t nobody got time for hand washing.
The Brilliant Book
Know somebody who is an avid reader? Books come in a variety of sizes, shapes, and genres to suit any taste, and they make excellent birthday gifts. There’s something for everyone, ranging from heartbreaking tragedies to laugh-out-loud comedies. If you want to make things more personal, add a note inside to remind them that you didn’t just pick up the first book you saw on the clearance shelf.
The Sweet (or Savoury) Treat
It’s impossible to resist the temptation of a basket full of delectable snacks. Treat them to a variety of sugary or savoury treats to satisfy their tastebuds. Snacks, cookies, chocolates, candies, crackers, dips, or a bunch of their favourite treats. You’ll get extra credit if you include a toothbrush as a not-so-subtle reminder that, after indulging in all those treats, they might want to brush their teeth.
A DIY Disaster Kit
Do you have a creative person in your life who is always coming up with new projects? A DIY Disaster Kit would be the perfect gift for them. Include anything that would save their ass if they ever find themselves in a catastrophe while working on a DIY project, like googly eyes, glitter, glue, tape, scissors, and maybe a little joke to calm them down while going through a meltdown.
A Spa Day Supply
Get your loved one a set of spa day essentials and treat them to a day of pampering and relaxation. Imagine giving them opulent bath bombs, luscious lotions, and soft robes that will elevate them to the status of royalty. They might look like a shrivelled prune after their spa day, but hey, that’s the price of beauty!
The Tech Trinket
If you’re looking for a gift for someone who is a gadget enthusiast, a brand-new tech trinket would be a great gift for them. They may end up putting it away in a drawer and never looking at it again, but hey, at least they will appreciate the thought. Whether it’s a cool phone case or a fun, portable device, like a portable console, they will definitely like you a little more for it.
The Adventure Experience
Sometimes an unforgettable experience is a much better gift than an actual, physical present. Take your daring companion on an exhilarating experience such as ziplining, skydiving, or bungee jumping. Let’s face it, things could become dicey, so make sure they sign a waiver first. If they’re not so adventurous, you could get them something a little less bold, like a boat ride or a cooking class.
The Regift Rumble
If everything else fails, the option of regifting has been tried and tested for generations. The three Rs of sustainability have now gone up to four: reuse, reduce, recycle, and regift. While regifting should always be your last resort, it’s a safe option, unless they ask you for the gift receipt. Remember that ugly bowl that your aunt gave you last Christmas? Put a bow on it and pass it on to someone else! After all, one person’s trash is another person’s… well, trash.
Affordable Gifts That Aren’t Sh*t
And there you have it, folks: the best 10 affordable birthday gifts! You are now equipped to embark on the adventure of gift-giving. Any one of these items is sure to make the grumpiest grinch form a little grin on their face.
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