This Saturday, 17th of February, marks a special day in the world’s calendar: it’s Random Acts of Kindness day! But our kindness is so off the charts, we’ve decided to celebrate for the whole week with our most unusual gifts.
While every other day is filled with sour faces, bitterness, and a whole bunch of grumpy boomers reminiscing about the good old days, this week will be filled with people pretending to be kind. Neat, huh?
Lucky for you, we will still be our awesome selves, filled to the brim with dry humour and dirty jokes. So if you want to put the ‘random’ in Random Acts of Kindness, or maybe add a dash of ‘weird AF’ to it, check out our 13 most random gifts for anyone in your life.
Are You Ready for Random Acts of Kindness Day?
1. Yodelling Pickle – £14.99
This has to be our most random gift. I mean, who would actually expect a Yodelling Pickle as a gift? It will definitely make them smile.
2. Name That Bumhole – £9.99
Is there someone in your life that is absolutely anal about everything? They’ll be a pro at this Name That Bumhole game!
3. Guess Poo? Game – £17.99
If you know someone whose life has been a little shitty lately, turn their frown upside down with this Guess Poo? Game! It’s basically your doody to help them not feel down in the dumps.
4. Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy – £9.99
The perfect desk companion for any weirdo. It also comes with a 32-page mini book to teach you all about this weird Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy.
5. Personalised Face Flip Flops – from £19.99
If you love someone who enjoys walking all over you, it’s time to bring that to life. Give them these Personalised Face Flip Flops with your face on them and watch them walk around doing their favourite hobby.
6. Willy Egg Fryer – £5.99
Know anyone who’s desperate to get some but isn’t having any luck lately? Bring a little bit of satisfaction in their life with this Willy Egg Fryer!
7. Giant Pierre The Penis – £24.99
The perfect gift for that one person in your life who just loves to be a giant dickhead. We all know and love (or maybe tolerate) someone like that.
8. Fried Chicken Candy in a Tin – £7.99
You might be saying “what the actual cluck?” right about now, but we finally have the answer to that question. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was Fried Chicken Candy in a Tin on the other side.
9. Toilet Piano Mat – £15.99
There’s no better gift than the gift of learning a new skill. This Toilet Piano Mat will teach your gift-receiver how to play the piano with their feet while they take a dump. Just don’t complain about their shitty musical skills later.
10. Stressticles – £5.99
Is there anyone busting your balls right now? Gift them the gift of kindness with a side of Stressticles, so they can unleash their inner demons on these balls instead of yours.
11. The SHIIT Workout – £7.99
If you think crap cannot get weirder in here, you’re wrong. Help your buddies get fit while they shit and plunge into the fitness world!
12. Freshly Baked Bread Slippers – £19.99
Nothing screams kindness more than a comfortable pair of loaf-ers. Warm feet, comfortable soles (and souls), and a nice smell of freshly-baked toes.
13. Butt Plug Sink Plug – £12.99
Fill that gaping hole in someone’s life with this Butt Plug Sink Plug. Disclaimer: not an actual butt plug, so get your head out of your ass.
These gifts may be out-of-this-world-unusual, but…
…hey, that’s why you love us! Whether you actually want to be nice or you want to pass on a message to your friend, partner, colleague, or family member, we’re here to help you kill them with kindness.