A Valentine’s Day Gift Guide for the Lad in Your Life
Coming up with a decent Valentine’s Day gift can be tough, Christmas has just passed so all your good gift ideas went on that. Also, you totally forgot it was Valentine’s Day until now, so there’s no time for imagination, you need to get it sorted now! You would dig out your craft box and make him something but you’re about as creative as a potato so how are you going to secure a unique gift that shows him how much you care?
Our Valentine’s Gift Guide for Guys Works Hard So You Don’t Have To
Check out our Valentine’s gift collection for guys and you’ll be spoiled for choice. There’s no way he’s going to beat you on present points like he did last year; this Valentine’s Day you will be victorious. Take a look at just a few of our quirky Valentine’s Day gifts below, and if you want more genius gift ideas, head over to the full collection.
Valentine’s Day Gift Guide for Men: 10 Perfect Presents
1. Stormtrooper Beer Valentine’s Thirst Aid Kit – £24.99
If he’s a Star Wars fan, then congratulations, you’ve just won Valentine’s Day. Our brand new stormtrooper beer and snack pack is full of edible Star Wars themed delights, from galactic pale ale to crisps and coasters. You definitely won’t miss the mark with this one.
2. After Dinner Nipples – £7.99
Is your man forever banging on about how After Eight Mints just aren’t quite nippley enough? Well, we’ve solved this common gripe with our own version, After Dinner Nipples! They’re just as moreish and a perfect finisher for you romantic Valentine’s dinner.
3. ‘Sexercise’ Fitness Guide – £7.99
With a tagline like ‘F*ck yourself fit and burn while you bang’ we’re pretty sure any husband/boyfriend/f*ck buddy would be over the moon to receive this on Valentine’s Day. It even has space for them to list their fitness goals. Get ready to shag yourself thin!
4. Personalised Marmite – £12.99
Nothing embodies a love/hate relationship like Marmite. But this Valentine’s Day it’s all about the love, so if your partner is a devotee of the yeasty snack, definitely get him a personalised jar of marmite. Spread the love all over you toast, ooh yeah, just like that.
5. Valentine’s Mystery Box – £34.99
Worried that you’ll get them a gift they’ll hate? Remove all responsibility for your Valentine’s Day gift choice by getting them our new Valentine’s Day Mystery Box. It’s bursting with romantic presents and there’s nothing sexier than a bit of mystery.
6. ‘Thanks for Putting Up with My Shit’ Chocolate – £9.99
You’re hard work. Don’t get us wrong, you are totally worth it, but it really is about time you recognised your man’s patience. Not only will he love the honest sentiment on this chocolate bar, but he can eat it too so it’s a guaranteed win.
7. Plush Heart Organ – £19.99
Give him your heart as literally as you possibly can without dying with our plush heart organ. Complete with arteries and a cute little smiley face, this true-to-life organ is the perfect way to take your relationship to the next level.
8. Personalised Photo Mug – £9.99
Okay, so a mug is hardly as exciting as our sex guides, but what are you going to drink out of after all that banging? Get personal this Valentine’s Day when you create a mug with a photo and message of your choice.
9. Craft Beer Socks – £10.99
Socks get a hard time, constantly labelled as the most boring present one can receive. However, with their quirky beer can packaging and creative designs, these craft beer socks are sure to give your man the hoppiest feet in town.
10. ‘Position of the Day’ Playbook – £9.99
Forget Wordle’s ‘word of the day’, we’ve got something a bit more exciting to add to your to-do list. Each of the 366 positions in this book comes with info on calories burned, possible side effects, and any props required. Handy!
A Valentine’s Day Gift Guide for Men That Embraces the Unconventional
No matter how weird your boyfriend is or how quirky your husband’s hobbies are, we’ve built a Valentine’s Day gift collection that ensures your man gets a present that seems like it was made just for him. Your partner is one-of-a-kind, let him know you that you love him unconditionally (and unconventionally) with a gift that’s just as unique as he is.