A Valentine’s Day Gift Guide for the Lad in Your Life
Coming up with a decent Valentine’s Day gift can be tough, Christmas has just passed so all your good gift ideas went on that. Also, you totally forgot it was Valentine’s Day until now, so there’s no time for imagination, you need to get it sorted now! You would dig out your craft box and make him something but you’re about as creative as a potato so how are you going to secure a unique gift that shows him how much you care?
Our Valentine’s Gift Guide for Guys Works Hard So You Don’t Have To
Check out our Valentine’s gift collection for guys and you’ll be spoiled for choice. There’s no way he’s going to beat you on present points like he did last year; this Valentine’s Day you will be victorious. Take a look at just a few of our quirky Valentine’s Day gifts below, and if you want more genius gift ideas, head over to the full collection.
Valentine’s Day Gift Guide for Men: 10 Perfect Presents
1. Stormtrooper Beer Galactic Pale Ale Valentines Fridge Pack – £15.99
If he’s a Star Wars fan, then congratulations, you’ve just won Valentine’s Day. Our brand new stormtrooper beer and snack pack is full of edible Star Wars themed delights, from galactic pale ale to crisps and coasters. You definitely won’t miss the mark with this one.
2. After Dinner Nipples – £7.99
Is your man forever banging on about how After Eight Mints just aren’t quite nippley enough? Well, we’ve solved this common gripe with our own version, After Dinner Nipples! They’re just as moreish and a perfect finisher for you romantic Valentine’s dinner.
3. Sex Snap- £6.99
Sex Snap. Not the kind where the harrowing scream wakes the neighbours and your partner is frantically calling an ambulance at 1am. Not that.
This is the fun kind of Sex Snap!
4. Choc Clits – £7.99
We know what you’re thinking, ‘In what circumstances would a box of chocolate vaginas be appropriate?’. Granted, it may seem a bit niche, but here are just a few potential opportunities where ChoClits would make the perfect present: a gynaecologist’s birthday, nibbles at the neighbourhood swinging party, baby shower (like a ‘farewell tidy vagina’ gift), the list goes on…..actually it doesn’t, it pretty much stops here.
5. Valentine’s Mystery Box – £29.99
Worried that you’ll get them a gift they’ll hate? Remove all responsibility for your Valentine’s Day gift choice by getting them our new Valentine’s Day Mystery Box. It’s bursting with romantic presents and there’s nothing sexier than a bit of mystery.
6. ‘Thanks for Putting Up with My Shit’ Towel – £24.99
Looking for a gift with a not-so-subtle expression of gratitude for the people in your life who have been dealing with your trials and tribulations throughout your life? Say it (and dry it) with the Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Towel!
7. Heatable Grumpy Hot Potato – £14.99
Everyone needs a bad-tempered spud to cuddle up with after a long day. And that’s where the Heatable Grumpy Hot Potato comes in. This plush is stuffed with lavender grains and a whole lot of attitude, but at least the former will calm you down. It’s always ready to be chucked in the microwave to be warmed up for your evening of self-care.
8. Personalised Photo Mug – £13.99
Okay, so a mug is hardly as exciting as our sex guides, but what are you going to drink out of after all that banging? Get personal this Valentine’s Day when you create a mug with a photo and message of your choice.
9. Personalised Face Socks – £19.99
We’re single-handedly reinventing the sock gift with our range of fun personalised socks. No longer the lazy gift, these socks are bursting with personality and, although quick and simple to create, will make it look like you put way too much thought into them. Simply upload the face of your choice and choose your favourite background, and voila, your socks have gone from yawnsome to awesome.
10. Rude Games Book – £6.99
Forget Wordle’s ‘word of the day’, we’ve got something a bit more exciting to add to your to-do list. Each of the 366 positions in this book comes with info on calories burned, possible side effects, and any props required. Handy!
A Valentine’s Day Gift Guide for Men That Embraces the Unconventional
No matter how weird your boyfriend is or how quirky your husband’s hobbies are, we’ve built a Valentine’s Day gift collection that ensures your man gets a present that seems like it was made just for him. Your partner is one-of-a-kind, let him know you that you love him unconditionally (and unconventionally) with a gift that’s just as unique as he is.
