If you're on the look out for some cheeky discounts you've come to the right place. Many of these products won't be returning to our shelves so get your hands on 'em while stocks last...
Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£6.99£8.99
Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.99£6.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
552How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
No garden required.
£14.99£19.99
Levitos Cosmos Light
Floating in space
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£39.99£99.99
Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
“I couldn’t put it down!” - Jeremy Clackson
£7.99£9.99
Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
551Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
This dachshund really is a hot dog!
£14.99£19.99
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
551Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
The best thing since sliced bread
£12.99£19.99
Mini Massage Cushion
You knead this in your life
£24.99£39.99
Mini Plant Life Support
Say aloe to your little friend.
£6.99£9.99
Mini Plant Life Support
551Mini Plant Life Support
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
See if you can figure it out
£9.99£15.99
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
551Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
Shower Steamers
It makes scents
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£4.99£7.99
Shower Steamers
4.552Shower Steamers
Never-Ending Birthday Card
Happy Birthday...forever
£6.99£11.99
Never-Ending Birthday Card
4.2554Never-Ending Birthday Card
Truth Or Drink - Extra Dirty
What could possibly go wrong?
£19.99£24.99
Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
£14.99£21.99
World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
£7.99£11.99
Invisi-Puzzle
The solution is crystal clear
£7.99£11.99
Cowboy Boot Mug
Rootin’ tootin’ sip of the Wild West.
£6.99£9.99
Cowboy Boot Mug
4.552Cowboy Boot Mug
Toilet Piano Mat
Tinkle the Ivories
£9.99£15.99
Toilet Piano Mat
551Toilet Piano Mat
Name That Porno
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
£7.99£9.99
Naked Ramblers Mini Planters
Get closer to nature
£9.99£12.99
Naked Ramblers Mini Planters
552Naked Ramblers Mini Planters
Grip Strip
Get to grips
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£2.99£6.99
Grip Strip
552Grip Strip
Endless Meowy Christmas Card
The ultimate festive prank
£6.99£9.99
Endless Meowy Christmas Card
554Endless Meowy Christmas Card
Llama Lap Warmer
Chilly llap, warm llama
£16.99£19.99
Smelly Bum Incense Holder
Stick it where the sun don't shine!
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£12.99£19.99
Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
£4.99£6.99
Fart Sound Box
Childish? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes.
£6.99£9.99
Fart Sound Box
552Fart Sound Box
Guess Poo? Game
A craptivating addition to game night.
£9.99£14.99
Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
Moo-ve over, boring slippers!
£16.99£19.99
Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
551Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
Hanging Cauldron Oil Burner
Spooks and scents.
£6.99£9.99
Endless Cool Cat Birthday Card with Glitter – Prank Card
Glitter, groans, and glorious chaos.
£6.99£9.99
Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
Painting Perfection
£7.99£10.99
Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
552Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
Caramel Waffle Candle
For a dash of sweetness.
£6.99£9.99
Bob Ross Bobblehead
The man, the meme, the legend.
£6.99£9.99
Bob Ross Bobblehead
4.2558Bob Ross Bobblehead
Capybara Hot Water Bottle
Absolutely capy-tivating.
£16.99£19.99
Underwater Disco Light
Shower to disco fever.
£6.99£9.99
100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out
£6.99£9.99
100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
552100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
Get down with your plant self
£16.99£39.99
Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
552Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
Penis Pasta
Little Italian Stallions
£3.99£4.99
Mini Christmas Record Player
Good things come in small packages.
£7.99£11.99
Neon Cat Light
Time for a glow up!
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£19.99£24.99
Neon Cat Light
551Neon Cat Light
Beer Buds
Stay Chill!
£14.99£19.99
Long Cow Hot Water Bottle
Udderly cute and super soft.
£19.99£24.99
Pocket Commando Dad – Tactical Parenting Guide
Parenting tactics for every mission.
£4.99£8.99
Heated Cuddly Sloth
The only sloth you should be putting in a microwave.