If you're on the look out for some cheeky discounts you've come to the right place. Many of these products won't be returning to our shelves so get your hands on 'em while stocks last...
Endless Cool Cat Birthday Card with Glitter – Prank Card
Glitter, groans, and glorious chaos.
£6.99£9.99
-30%
Self-Watering Herb House
Because looking after plants sucks!
£9.99£14.99
-33%
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Fill with earth (wind and fire optional).
from
£19.99£24.99
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
552Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
£4.99£6.99
-29%
Never-Ending Birthday Card
Happy Birthday...forever
£6.99£11.99
-42%
Never-Ending Birthday Card
4.2554Never-Ending Birthday Card
Mushroom LED Lamp
This lamp will make you a fun-guy (or girl)
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£6.99£11.99
-46%
Llama Lap Warmer
Chilly llap, warm llama
£16.99£19.99
-15%
ChocClits
Congrats. You found the sweet spot.
£5.99£7.99
-25%
ChocClits
551ChocClits
Giant Pierre The Penis
The bigger the better
£19.99£24.99
-20%
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
Totally tubular
£8.99£11.99
-25%
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
554Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
Heated Cuddly Sloth
The only sloth you should be putting in a microwave.
£19.99£24.99
-20%
Heated Cuddly Sloth
552Heated Cuddly Sloth
Smelly Bum Incense Holder
Stick it where the sun don't shine!
from
£12.99£19.99
Boogie Bath Duck Light
Have a quacking good time.
£6.99£9.99
-30%
Neon Cat Light
Time for a glow up!
from
£19.99£24.99
Neon Cat Light
551Neon Cat Light
Head Massager
Zen mode: on.
£17.99£24.99
-28%
Head Massager
551Head Massager
Giant Octopus Plushie
XXL cuddle buddy
£54.99£69.99
-21%
Levitos Plant Pot
Raise your houseplant game
£59.99£79.99
-25%
Levitos Plant Pot
551Levitos Plant Pot
Mini Massage Cushion
You knead this in your life
£24.99£39.99
-38%
Pulse Neck Massager
Ooh yeah, right there.
£14.99£19.99
-25%
Endless Meowy Christmas Card
The ultimate festive prank
£6.99£9.99
-30%
Endless Meowy Christmas Card
554Endless Meowy Christmas Card
Giraffe Slippers
Embrace your wild side.
from
£14.99£19.99
Toilet Piano Mat
Tinkle the Ivories
£9.99£15.99
-38%
Toilet Piano Mat
551Toilet Piano Mat
Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
Dirty Decorative Dwarfs
£8.99£12.99
-31%
Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
551Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
You Can't Say Umm Game
Umm… No.
£12.99£19.99
-35%
Top Spoons
You’ve gotta be “inn” it to win it!
£6.99£9.99
-30%
Top Spoons
551Top Spoons
Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
The best thing since sliced bread
£12.99£19.99
-35%
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
“Get in line, Steve.”
£7.99£11.99
-33%
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
452Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
£14.99£21.99
-32%
Edible Anus
It's not Terry's, it's mine
£8.99£12.99
-31%
Edible Anus
551Edible Anus
Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
Get down with your plant self
£16.99£39.99
-58%
Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
552Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
Penis Pasta
Little Italian Stallions
£3.99£4.99
-20%
Capybara Hot Water Bottle
Absolutely capy-tivating.
£16.99£19.99
-15%
Swearing Punch Ball
Your new favourite desktop buddy.
£6.99£9.99
-30%
Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
No garden required.
£14.99£19.99
-25%
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Bottoms up!
£10.99£12.99
-15%
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
552Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Boobs White Stone Non Slip Bath Mat
The breast bath mat money can buy.
£19.99£29.99
-33%
Boobs White Stone Non Slip Bath Mat
551Boobs White Stone Non Slip Bath Mat
Chocolate Bums
Ass-orted chocolates.
£3.99£6.99
-43%
Marshmallow Willies
Chewable Chodes
£3.99£5.99
-33%
Marshmallow Willies
451Marshmallow Willies
Dashboard Jesus
Heavenly guidance while you drive.
£7.99£11.99
-33%
100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out
£6.99£9.99
-30%
100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
552100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Fizzing fantasy floaters
£4.99£7.99
-38%
Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
“I couldn’t put it down!” - Jeremy Clackson
£7.99£9.99
-20%
Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
551Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
Fart Sound Box
Childish? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes.
£6.99£9.99
-30%
Fart Sound Box
552Fart Sound Box
Name That Porno
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
£7.99£9.99
-20%
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
See if you can figure it out
£9.99£15.99
-38%
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
551Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
That's Totally You Game
The only time you can point a finger.
£14.99£19.99
-25%
Cat yoga mugs
Nameowste!
£17.99£22.99
-22%
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
This dachshund really is a hot dog!
£14.99£19.99
-25%
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
551Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.99£6.99
-29%
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
552How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Tipple Topple Tower
Tipple, topple, and get tipsy.
£16.99£24.99
-32%
Itty Bitty Titty Mug
“Wait a minute, are those tiny boobs?”
£6.99£8.99
-22%
Penis Mug
Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.