
There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro penises. An inspired design that casually treads the fine line between subtle abstract masterpiece and horrendous phallic overload. Is it just us or does it have a bit of a Scandi vibe going on?
Best not to overthink it – it's a cup of dicks!

If you’re always moaning about that one family member or friend who can’t put down their phone, then this phone escape room game is the genius way to finally spend some quality time together. Simply put all your phones in the cage, lock it, then work together to find the code to unlock it. With 54 escape room cards, a compelling story line, a phone cage and padlock, this brilliantly-crafted game will blow some of the dust off your brain cells.

The Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book pays homage to these delicate derrieres, with 45 line drawings of pert cat booties winking you in the face. Enjoy colouring in lasers shooting from an intergalactic cat butt, a chill skater cat that isn't ashamed to hold his tail a little too high, and more!
With an additional 25 games to play, this adult activity book is a veritable feline frenzy that every cat lover can get behind.

Well, it turns out you don't need to dig out your Pog collection and listen to N'Sync on your dodgy walkman to transport you and your mates right back to the 90s – you just need the Totally 90s Board Game.
This 90s-themed trivia game is jammed full of nostalgic questions covering everything from Furbys to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and everything in between. So round up your fellow 90s babies, roll the dice and prepare to find out how much you really know about this carefree decade.

This tinned treat is hand-made in Germany using only natural and high-quality ingredients, and because it's baked right in the can, it has a lengthy shelf life of up to 18 months without the need for nasty additives, stabilisers, colourings or raising agents.
Packed full of delicious chocolate brownie flavour, this soft and moist sponge cake is ready to be devoured straight from the can - no further cooking required! And that's not all; to ramp up the birthday vibes we've included a candle for your lucky recipient to blow out. Just the one though because, you know, no one likes to be reminded of their age!
Fancy trying some of our other canned delicacies? Make sure you check out the full range of Cancakes.

That's a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game – the party card game that combines colours and swear words with good old-fashioned psychological mind-f*ckery.
Here's how to play:
Players take turns to flip over a card and yell out what they see. Depending on the nature of the card, you might have to say the background colour, the text colour or a swear word. You keep turning cards over and shouting until someone f*cks up and picks up the pile. The winner is the first player to get rid of all their cards.
It sounds relatively straightforward, but the cards employ a psychological phenomenon known as the 'Stroop effect'. In short, it massively messes with your head and slows down your brain's responses. No matter how quick-witted you think you are, this game will catch you out.
There are three extended instructions cards so once you’ve mastered the basics you can take the game to the next level by introducing a whole host of new rules – you can even create your own.

We've all flipped the bird or a cheeky V, and most of the time that's all the situation requires – a mad moment of road rage, a useless co-worker leaving the room etc.
But if you yearn to expand your gesticular vocabulary, you need to get your hands on How To Swear In Sign Language.
This handy set of cue cards introduces 100 vulgar hand gestures; each one comes with simple illustrated instructions so you'll be signing Shit for Brains, Eat a Dick, Fuck Face and Cock-topus in no time.

If you're bored of wielding a pair of perfectly functional "normal-sized" appendages, it's about time you embraced the simple comedy magic of these miniature mitts.
Just slip on your favourite long-sleeved garment, grab onto the handy hand handles and let the fun begin!

This miniature marvel features Santa Clause atop his bright red sleigh, pulled by four of his fastest reindeers, along with a big sack of prezzies in the back, naturally. Three sets of powerful mini propellers keep Saint Nick afloat while you can easily manoeuvre him about with the included radio control.
You could whizz him past your children's bedroom window on Christmas eve to blow their minds, or you could fly him through the house to guide them to their presents on Christmas day! He even makes the perfect airborne accompaniment to a wintery walk. Happy festive flying!

But every now again we find ourselves getting a hankering for some seriously old-school pursuits – like Axe Throwing.
The Small Viking Axe Throwing Game downscales this timeless activity to a more manageable size so you can enjoy it at home (ideally in the garden!). The set comes with three dinky little axes as well as a chunky tree stump target for you to hang up and hurl them into.
Don't let their size fool you, the axes are still super sharp with plenty of heft to them. And after extensive play-testing, we can confirm that they are exceedingly satisfying to throw!
So what are you waiting for? Gather your best mates, get the mead flowing, the mutton roasting and the axes flying!

This box of Firebox favourites is guaranteed to contain four big surprises that they definitely won’t be expecting. We can't reveal too much about what's inside (or we'd spoil the surprise, duh!) but trust us when we say this is a mad box of fun. Bestselling fun, in fact.
This may be a fantastic guilt-free present for someone a little quirky, but you’ll have just as much success freaking someone straightlaced out - we defy them not to crack a big grin when they see what they’ve got.

Put simply, Lil' Nitro is the hottest gummy bear in the whole world This innocent-looking sweet treat has been infused with a 9 million Scoville chilli extract, making it 900 times hotter than a Jalapeño pepper.

Famously described by Sir Winston Churchill as “a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma”, The Black Box is a treasure trove of surprise gifts the likes of which we cannot describe. Literally, we can’t describe them, otherwise it wouldn’t be a mystery box, it would be an obvious box.
Get your hands on our biggest box to date and not only will you delight in the surprise of its glorious contents, but you’ll also be getting a brilliant deal, having scored £160 worth of products for only £89.99.
So, are you brave enough to step into the unknown?
