£9.99
Where's Bowie? Forget dancing, put on your red shoes and help us find Bowie, we’ve lost him!
Everyone’s favourite rockstar has gone missing in loads of different places. It’s up to your eagle-eyes to find him again and make sure he’s Hunky Dory. Don’t worry, he’s usually just hanging about looking cooler than everyone else in one of his lovely fancy outfits.
You can’t take him anywhere. He goes missing on the Moon, he goes bonkers in Berlin, he’s nowhere to be seen in New York… Good thing he’s always surrounded by cool people having fun, like Bob Dylan, Laika the space dog, and the lads from Flight of The Conchords.
Based on 1 reviews Everyone’s favourite rockstar has gone missing in loads of different places. It’s up to your eagle-eyes to find him again and make sure he’s Hunky Dory. Don’t worry, he’s usually just hanging about looking cooler than everyone else in one of his lovely fancy outfits.
You can’t take him anywhere. He goes missing on the Moon, he goes bonkers in Berlin, he’s nowhere to be seen in New York… Good thing he’s always surrounded by cool people having fun, like Bob Dylan, Laika the space dog, and the lads from Flight of The Conchords.
£12.99
UNT Mug UNT.
What is UNT?
Is it some kind of curious code? Perhaps it’s a super-secret luxury brand, or simply a popular nickname in some far-flung part of the world?
Actually, now you mention it, we heard someone shouting it on the street the other day.
All we know about this mysteriously named mug is that is features a sturdy 325ml ceramic body with three unexplained letters and a large black c-shaped handle.
Based on 2 reviews What is UNT?
Is it some kind of curious code? Perhaps it’s a super-secret luxury brand, or simply a popular nickname in some far-flung part of the world?
Actually, now you mention it, we heard someone shouting it on the street the other day.
All we know about this mysteriously named mug is that is features a sturdy 325ml ceramic body with three unexplained letters and a large black c-shaped handle.
£16.99
COVID-19 Vaccine Plush Tired of twiddling your thumbs waiting to be called up for your jab? Don't worry, Firebox can hook you up.
Our COVID-19 Vaccine Plush is finally ready to be rolled out to the public. It has no known side effects and you can enjoy as many doses as you please – in fact, we encourage you to share the vaccine with your friends and family!
Don't get too excited though, our cute and cuddly vaccine is only effective against the lesser-known plush Covid variant. Huge shout out to all the universities, companies, non-profits, governments, and our amazing NHS who have all helped turn the real vaccines around in record-breaking time.
Based on 1 reviews Our COVID-19 Vaccine Plush is finally ready to be rolled out to the public. It has no known side effects and you can enjoy as many doses as you please – in fact, we encourage you to share the vaccine with your friends and family!
Don't get too excited though, our cute and cuddly vaccine is only effective against the lesser-known plush Covid variant. Huge shout out to all the universities, companies, non-profits, governments, and our amazing NHS who have all helped turn the real vaccines around in record-breaking time.
£15.99
Toilet Piano Mat Remember that classic scene from 'Big' when Josh and MacMillan are leaping about playing chopsticks on that enormous floor piano?
Now you can recreate that youthful exuberance and unhinged joy from the comfort of... your toilet!
The waterproof and slip-proof Toilet Piano Mat rolls out flat to reveal a set of large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having a casual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowning out a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence.
The creators have even thrown in a song book and handy 'Do Not Disturb' sign - you know, for when you're composing your next movement.
Based on 1 reviews Now you can recreate that youthful exuberance and unhinged joy from the comfort of... your toilet!
The waterproof and slip-proof Toilet Piano Mat rolls out flat to reveal a set of large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having a casual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowning out a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence.
The creators have even thrown in a song book and handy 'Do Not Disturb' sign - you know, for when you're composing your next movement.
£29.99
Finger Dance Machine While Konami DDR machines gather dust at the arcade, TikTok has done a pretty decent job of filling the good-times dancing void. But now there's a new dancing craze in town...
Introducing the Finger Dance Machine.
It's exactly as it sounds, a classic retro-style dance machine... for your fingers! All you have to do is install the free Finger Dance Game app on your smartphone and then connect it wirelessly to the machine – you'll be shaking that pinky and gyrating those knuckle joints in no time. The app includes heaps of tunes, all with different complexities and speeds that are guaranteed to trip up even the most dextrous digits.
What better way tokick flick back after a long day of typing and Whatsapping?
Based on 2 reviews Introducing the Finger Dance Machine.
It's exactly as it sounds, a classic retro-style dance machine... for your fingers! All you have to do is install the free Finger Dance Game app on your smartphone and then connect it wirelessly to the machine – you'll be shaking that pinky and gyrating those knuckle joints in no time. The app includes heaps of tunes, all with different complexities and speeds that are guaranteed to trip up even the most dextrous digits.
What better way to
£9.99
Social Distancing Zapper Some people don't seem to understand what two metres looks like. Some people need to be shown with markings on the floor. Some people just need to be lightly electrocuted.
If your forehead aches from glaring angrily from behind your face mask – you need the Social Distancing Zapper!
This pocket telescopic tool extends to six feet (including your arm) and administers a cheeky 4.5 volt zap to any moron foolish enough to venture into your personal space.
No need to get into a pointless debate about COVID-19 with a total stranger – just ZAP!
Based on 3 reviews If your forehead aches from glaring angrily from behind your face mask – you need the Social Distancing Zapper!
This pocket telescopic tool extends to six feet (including your arm) and administers a cheeky 4.5 volt zap to any moron foolish enough to venture into your personal space.
No need to get into a pointless debate about COVID-19 with a total stranger – just ZAP!
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