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Ice cubes are for peasants
Magnets with cattitudeÂ
Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the most British of them all?
Give yourself a hand
3rd degree insults
A Pho-nomenal Light
No dicking about
Perfect for scratching that itch.
Better than a boyfriend
Adventure has never tasted so good!
Scroller disco!
Have a boozy breakfast.
"It's Showtime A-holes!"
Sip happens
Oi Oi geezer
Get down with your plant self
Let there be light!
With great pub tricks comes great responsibility
It's mug-nificent.
I got a story to tell, I hope you listenin’.
Someone just puked - BINGO!
Roll out the barrel.
Every card is a trump card
A double dose of knock your socks off
Add some filth to your feet.
You’ll Overlook all other doormats