£39.99
Luxury Heated Foot Massager Whether you've been on your feet all day, or stuck behind a desk, or you're just enjoying a movie on the sofa – slip your weary tootsies inside the warm embrace of the Luxury Heated Foot Massager.
Put simply, these are the best pair of slippers you will ever own. The softest, the cosiest, the most relaxing - the slippers to end all slippers. Sure, you can't take them for a stroll down to the newsagent to grab a pint of milk and a paper, but who even does that anyway? Put some proper shoes on for heaven's sake!
These luxury loafers aren't just super comfy, they provide a gentle vibrating massage to caress your feet and soothe away the day's stresses. If it's a chilly evening or you just fancy dialling up the cosiness, there's an additional warming function to lavish your frosty feet with with a heavenly heat. Just bliss.
Best of all, the slippers are mains powered so the warm, pillowy pleasure never has to end.
Based on 2 reviews Put simply, these are the best pair of slippers you will ever own. The softest, the cosiest, the most relaxing - the slippers to end all slippers. Sure, you can't take them for a stroll down to the newsagent to grab a pint of milk and a paper, but who even does that anyway? Put some proper shoes on for heaven's sake!
These luxury loafers aren't just super comfy, they provide a gentle vibrating massage to caress your feet and soothe away the day's stresses. If it's a chilly evening or you just fancy dialling up the cosiness, there's an additional warming function to lavish your frosty feet with with a heavenly heat. Just bliss.
Best of all, the slippers are mains powered so the warm, pillowy pleasure never has to end.
£179.99
Star Theatre Planetarium Flux You don’t need to journey to the frigid middle of nowhere to enjoy the stunning beauty of the night sky anymore. This home planetarium gives you unbridled access to every star in the solar system from the comfort of your own sofa by projecting them onto your ceiling in stunning detail, regardless of how high or low it is.
Unlike the real deal, you won't be squinting aimlessly into the dark. The Flux model features custom made 5 watt LEDs for optimal visibility and advanced multilevel glass lenses that allow for better-than-real-life projection. There’s even an advanced shooting star function so you don’t miss out on any aspect of real life stargazing.
Instead of shivering in your gloves and hat, truly relax under the stars from your sofa, bed, or even the floor. There’s nothing more peaceful than falling asleep under the stars - only this time you don’t need to be paranoid that you’ll wake up to a fox nibbling your toes. The Flux doesn’t make any sounds so you can drift off in peace. And with the 15/30/60 minute timers, you don't even need to worry about turning it off when you’re asleep.
When you become acclimated to coat-less stargazing, you’ll never settle for the cold, harsh outdoors again.
Based on 1 reviews Unlike the real deal, you won't be squinting aimlessly into the dark. The Flux model features custom made 5 watt LEDs for optimal visibility and advanced multilevel glass lenses that allow for better-than-real-life projection. There’s even an advanced shooting star function so you don’t miss out on any aspect of real life stargazing.
Instead of shivering in your gloves and hat, truly relax under the stars from your sofa, bed, or even the floor. There’s nothing more peaceful than falling asleep under the stars - only this time you don’t need to be paranoid that you’ll wake up to a fox nibbling your toes. The Flux doesn’t make any sounds so you can drift off in peace. And with the 15/30/60 minute timers, you don't even need to worry about turning it off when you’re asleep.
When you become acclimated to coat-less stargazing, you’ll never settle for the cold, harsh outdoors again.
£79.99
The Small Viking Axe Throwing Game We've come a long way as a species, and we're pretty grateful we no longer have to strangle wild boar with our bare hands or murder each other just to keep the Norse Gods sweet!
But every now again we find ourselves getting a hankering for some seriously old-school pursuits – like Axe Throwing.
The Small Viking Axe Throwing Game downscales this timeless activity to a more manageable size so you can enjoy it at home (ideally in the garden!). The set comes with three dinky little axes as well as a chunky tree stump target for you to hang up and hurl them into.
Don't let their size fool you, the axes are still super sharp with plenty of heft to them. And after extensive play-testing, we can confirm that they are exceedingly satisfying to throw!
So what are you waiting for? Gather your best mates, get the mead flowing, the mutton roasting and the axes flying!
Based on 1 reviews But every now again we find ourselves getting a hankering for some seriously old-school pursuits – like Axe Throwing.
The Small Viking Axe Throwing Game downscales this timeless activity to a more manageable size so you can enjoy it at home (ideally in the garden!). The set comes with three dinky little axes as well as a chunky tree stump target for you to hang up and hurl them into.
Don't let their size fool you, the axes are still super sharp with plenty of heft to them. And after extensive play-testing, we can confirm that they are exceedingly satisfying to throw!
So what are you waiting for? Gather your best mates, get the mead flowing, the mutton roasting and the axes flying!
£32.99
Unusual Mystery Box What do you get for the weirdo with everything? One of these. Problem solved!
This box of Firebox favourites is guaranteed to contain four big surprises that they definitely won’t be expecting. We can't reveal too much about what's inside (or we'd spoil the surprise, duh!) but trust us when we say this is a mad box of fun. Bestselling fun, in fact.
This may be a fantastic guilt-free present for someone a little quirky, but you’ll have just as much success freaking someone straightlaced out - we defy them not to crack a big grin when they see what they’ve got.
Based on 5 reviews This box of Firebox favourites is guaranteed to contain four big surprises that they definitely won’t be expecting. We can't reveal too much about what's inside (or we'd spoil the surprise, duh!) but trust us when we say this is a mad box of fun. Bestselling fun, in fact.
This may be a fantastic guilt-free present for someone a little quirky, but you’ll have just as much success freaking someone straightlaced out - we defy them not to crack a big grin when they see what they’ve got.
£11.99
Lil' Nitro - The World's HOTTEST Gummy Bear Right now you might be wondering why you only get one single gummy bear in the box. Just one?! But once you've tasted Lil' Nitro there'll be no doubt in your mind – only fear, regret and panic caused by the crazy pain you're experiencing!
Put simply, Lil' Nitro is the hottest gummy bear in the whole world This innocent-looking sweet treat has been infused with a 9 million Scoville chilli extract, making it 900 times hotter than a Jalapeño pepper.
Based on 1 reviews Put simply, Lil' Nitro is the hottest gummy bear in the whole world This innocent-looking sweet treat has been infused with a 9 million Scoville chilli extract, making it 900 times hotter than a Jalapeño pepper.
from £10.99
Beer Socks
Based on 1 reviews These quirky Beer Socks are a great gift for the beer connoisseur in your life. They’re also perfect to wear to your local beer festival or with sandals on your next holiday. The packaging alone is delightful, with the socks coming stored in a beer can. Genius!
Made from 80% cotton, you can choose from yellow (lager), orange (ale) or black (stout). Simply open the can and pop these beauties on your tootsies before you head down the pub.
£89.99
The Black Box
Based on 1 reviews Famously described by Sir Winston Churchill as “a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma”, The Black Box is a treasure trove of surprise gifts the likes of which we cannot describe. Literally, we can’t describe them, otherwise it wouldn’t be a mystery box, it would be an obvious box.
Get your hands on our biggest box to date and not only will you delight in the surprise of its glorious contents, but you’ll also be getting a brilliant deal, having scored £160 worth of products for only £89.99.
So, are you brave enough to step into the unknown?
Personalised Face Flip Flops
Based on 1 reviews These personalised face flip flops will ensure no one steals your shoes at the beach while you make awkward Tik Tok videos on the water’s edge. A fun addition to your summer wardrobe, they can be personalised with the face of your choice, from your own mug to the flawless visage of your celebrity crush.
These flip flops also make a wildly original gift for mates’ holidays, stag or hen weekends, and they’re available in three different sizes so no one gets left out.
£9.99
Where's Bowie? Forget dancing, put on your red shoes and help us find Bowie, we’ve lost him!
Everyone’s favourite rockstar has gone missing in loads of different places. It’s up to your eagle-eyes to find him again and make sure he’s Hunky Dory. Don’t worry, he’s usually just hanging about looking cooler than everyone else in one of his lovely fancy outfits.
You can’t take him anywhere. He goes missing on the Moon, he goes bonkers in Berlin, he’s nowhere to be seen in New York… Good thing he’s always surrounded by cool people having fun, like Bob Dylan, Laika the space dog, and the lads from Flight of The Conchords.
Based on 1 reviews Everyone’s favourite rockstar has gone missing in loads of different places. It’s up to your eagle-eyes to find him again and make sure he’s Hunky Dory. Don’t worry, he’s usually just hanging about looking cooler than everyone else in one of his lovely fancy outfits.
You can’t take him anywhere. He goes missing on the Moon, he goes bonkers in Berlin, he’s nowhere to be seen in New York… Good thing he’s always surrounded by cool people having fun, like Bob Dylan, Laika the space dog, and the lads from Flight of The Conchords.
£12.99
UNT Mug UNT.
What is UNT?
Is it some kind of curious code? Perhaps it’s a super-secret luxury brand, or simply a popular nickname in some far-flung part of the world?
Actually, now you mention it, we heard someone shouting it on the street the other day.
All we know about this mysteriously named mug is that is features a sturdy 325ml ceramic body with three unexplained letters and a large black c-shaped handle.
Based on 2 reviews What is UNT?
Is it some kind of curious code? Perhaps it’s a super-secret luxury brand, or simply a popular nickname in some far-flung part of the world?
Actually, now you mention it, we heard someone shouting it on the street the other day.
All we know about this mysteriously named mug is that is features a sturdy 325ml ceramic body with three unexplained letters and a large black c-shaped handle.
£29.99
Storm Skull Weather Predictor Sick of leaving the house without a coat and getting caught in the rain and chilled to the bone? Sounds like a job for our Storm Skull Weather Predictor.
This stylish little skull uses the same 'futuristic alien technology' Admiral Fitzroy employed to preempt a storm on his famous voyage with Charles Darwin, aboard the HMS Beagle. The liquid crystals inside the skull react to atmospheric conditions and change their form to indicate what the weather has in store for you!
Don't rely on iffy weather apps or looking out the window, just glance at this skull to get the inside scoop on the day ahead.
Based on 1 reviews This stylish little skull uses the same 'futuristic alien technology' Admiral Fitzroy employed to preempt a storm on his famous voyage with Charles Darwin, aboard the HMS Beagle. The liquid crystals inside the skull react to atmospheric conditions and change their form to indicate what the weather has in store for you!
Don't rely on iffy weather apps or looking out the window, just glance at this skull to get the inside scoop on the day ahead.
£12.99
Pint2Go: Portable Pint Glass That sinking feeling as time slows down and you watch in your horror as a beer glass tips over and your precious beer sloshes out onto the ground. Is there anything sadder than a spilt pint of beer?
No. No there isn't.
If that opening description made you feel physically ill - and it should have - you need to grab yourself a Pint2Go: The Portable Pint Glass.
This simple, yet life-changing drinking vessel is made from rugged SAN acrylic to prevent breakages and features a clever sliding lid to stop spillages. Clumsy friends at a picnic? Choppy water on a row boat? Flailing elbows at a music festival? No problem.
And that's not all – the glass is double-wall insulated so it'll keep your pint chilled for longer! Anyone fancy a cold one?
Based on 1 reviews No. No there isn't.
If that opening description made you feel physically ill - and it should have - you need to grab yourself a Pint2Go: The Portable Pint Glass.
This simple, yet life-changing drinking vessel is made from rugged SAN acrylic to prevent breakages and features a clever sliding lid to stop spillages. Clumsy friends at a picnic? Choppy water on a row boat? Flailing elbows at a music festival? No problem.
And that's not all – the glass is double-wall insulated so it'll keep your pint chilled for longer! Anyone fancy a cold one?
£22.99
Naked Kitchen - Make Your Own Halloumi Just take a moment to envisage a sizzling slab of freshly-grilled, homemade halloumi – salty, squeaky and f*cking delicious.
Our Make your own Halloumi kit contains enough equipment and ingredients to make eight (yes eight!) batches of mouth-watering halloumi – all you need to do is add your own milk!
If you're not too hungry and have the patience to leave your cheesy creation in the fridge overnight – do it, it's worth the wait. The salt and mint will have time to fully infuse into the halloumi and the resulting flavour is absolutely sublime.
Based on 1 reviews Our Make your own Halloumi kit contains enough equipment and ingredients to make eight (yes eight!) batches of mouth-watering halloumi – all you need to do is add your own milk!
If you're not too hungry and have the patience to leave your cheesy creation in the fridge overnight – do it, it's worth the wait. The salt and mint will have time to fully infuse into the halloumi and the resulting flavour is absolutely sublime.
£5.99
Evil Hot Gummi Bears Once upon a time, there were three bears – a big bear, a medium sized bear and tiny weeny bear. Being so small, the tiny weeny bear was forever being left behind and ignored. His cousins the bigger bears got all the attention with their bright colours and huge size. The little bear would often find himself left behind. He was so small, he thought, he was barely a bear at all.
But the tiny weeny bear was a resourceful sort. Not to mention a bit of a dark horse. Which is why, one day, he left his massive cousins without saying goodbye and climbed down into hell. Which is harder than it sounds. Once there he met Beelzibear, the Antipooh, and over a bottle of tequila and a bowl of chilli, reached something of an agreement.
Some time later, the tiny weeny bear returned. But there was something different about him. He was still the same size, still the same shape, but he was packed with more fire than a honey pot full of habaneros. No longer did he mind being the smallest bear at the party – he had the power to make people gasp, cry, sweat and turn a hilarious shade of purple. Which is more than his chubby cousins could do. The first Evil Hot Gummi Bear was born.
And now there flamin’ thousands of them! So everyone can share in the legacy of this fiery little hot ted. Pop a handful of Evil Hot Gummi Bears into your mush (or casually hand them round at your next party) and see what all the fuss is about. Go on… we dare you.
Based on 3 reviews But the tiny weeny bear was a resourceful sort. Not to mention a bit of a dark horse. Which is why, one day, he left his massive cousins without saying goodbye and climbed down into hell. Which is harder than it sounds. Once there he met Beelzibear, the Antipooh, and over a bottle of tequila and a bowl of chilli, reached something of an agreement.
Some time later, the tiny weeny bear returned. But there was something different about him. He was still the same size, still the same shape, but he was packed with more fire than a honey pot full of habaneros. No longer did he mind being the smallest bear at the party – he had the power to make people gasp, cry, sweat and turn a hilarious shade of purple. Which is more than his chubby cousins could do. The first Evil Hot Gummi Bear was born.
And now there flamin’ thousands of them! So everyone can share in the legacy of this fiery little hot ted. Pop a handful of Evil Hot Gummi Bears into your mush (or casually hand them round at your next party) and see what all the fuss is about. Go on… we dare you.
£16.99
COVID-19 Vaccine Plush Tired of twiddling your thumbs waiting to be called up for your jab? Don't worry, Firebox can hook you up.
Our COVID-19 Vaccine Plush is finally ready to be rolled out to the public. It has no known side effects and you can enjoy as many doses as you please – in fact, we encourage you to share the vaccine with your friends and family!
Don't get too excited though, our cute and cuddly vaccine is only effective against the lesser-known plush Covid variant. Huge shout out to all the universities, companies, non-profits, governments, and our amazing NHS who have all helped turn the real vaccines around in record-breaking time.
Based on 1 reviews Our COVID-19 Vaccine Plush is finally ready to be rolled out to the public. It has no known side effects and you can enjoy as many doses as you please – in fact, we encourage you to share the vaccine with your friends and family!
Don't get too excited though, our cute and cuddly vaccine is only effective against the lesser-known plush Covid variant. Huge shout out to all the universities, companies, non-profits, governments, and our amazing NHS who have all helped turn the real vaccines around in record-breaking time.
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