Painful feet from a long day of being up and about all day? No need to break down and rye, wheat love to introduce you to our cosiest invention yet.
It’s Bread Shoes! (Whole-y grain, we bread your mind, just what you were after!)
Slip those knackered extremities into these soft baguettes. Or are they loaves? Either way, we can’t get enough of these buttery-soft slippers. Expertly cushioned, the podiatric bakers behind these certainly knew what they were doing.
Let’s face it, you knead these. It’s the yeast you could do for those hard-working feet of yours. P.S. We were on a roll with the puns but we’ll stop now. Crust us.
Are your colleagues still coming up to your desk and asking you to do things for them, even though you told them you’re completely swamped with work? Are they flooding your inbox with reminders?
Instead of telling them to p*** off and risk getting hauled into your manager’s office, try this mini ticket dispenser, a system tried and tested by butchers across the land. It comes with 100 paper tickets, and even a little electronic notice board to display the current number being “served”.
What’s more, it includes a booklet outlining different ways to tackle common office distractions, like Karen from accounts asking you if you watched last night’s episode of The Masked Singer.
This interactive wine gift is packed full of mind-boggling puzzles for you and your friends to grapple with. Work your way through four different stages to slowly reveal the numbers to the combination padlock - solve them all and you'll liberate the bottle of wine from its metal prison.
The secure cage will fit any regular bottle of wine, so once solved it can be re-gifted and used to imprison another unsuspecting bottle! Oh and don't worry, if you (or your lucky recipient) aren't up to the challenge, the solution is provided with the pack. Cheeeeat!
Some would say that these Personalised Face Socks are a bit much, and that’s exactly why you need them in your life. Whether you want to buy a pair for yourself or as a gift for your favourite person, this delightful wardrobe accessory adds a bit of personality to the dull world of foot fashion.
Simply upload a photo of your choice (making sure it follows our printing guidelines) then our wizards will turn your image into a multi-portrait masterpiece that will make you the envy of the world.
They saunter over to your desk, they gaze at your screen ponderously, their eyes slowly scanning the spreadsheet. After a few short moments they confidently reach for your laptop, highlight a few cells and then BANG. A split-second keyboard shortcut and your problem is solved. Blink and you'd miss it.
"There you go, all done" they say with a cheeky wink and a sympathetic pat as they moonwalk back to their desk.
With the mighty Excel Shortcut Mug at your disposal, you too can possess this powerful spreadsheet wizardry, you'll wonder how you ever functioned without it.
PS. Google Sheets is for wimps.
Somewhere... betwixt the undulating pages of this lush and sprawling book... resides one of nature's rarest and most precious creatures. The David Attenborough.
Exactly where this legendary animal resides... is unknown.
Its habitat... ever-changing.
Within the coldest glaciers, the hottest desserts, the densest rainforests ... the Attenborough waits... patiently... for you to discover him.
Okay, that's enough.
Spoil your feet with the ultimate Christmas treat – our personalised Christmas socks! Snap a photo of your choosing, and let work our magic, printing it on your preferred background. Now, the big question is: which Christmas character will you rock? Or perhaps you'd rather create the perfect customised gift by featuring your favourite face. Say goodbye to those mundane Christmas sock presents – this year, nobody will grumble about getting socks for Christmas!