Never-Ending Birthday Card

Happy Birthday...forever
Based on 3 reviews

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Never-Ending Birthday Card
Key Features:
  • This devilish birthday card plays for over 3 hours straight
  • Starts playing as soon as it's opened
  • Emits the catchiest ear-worm ever conceived
  • Features a safety tab so you can write in the card first
  • Unleashes a merciless spray of glitter if they try and rip it open
  • Gets louder if they press the button inside to try and stop it
  • Whether smashed, torn or submerged in water it continues to play!
More Info: Never-Ending Birthday Card
Despite everyone's best intentions, birthdays are inevitably a stressful affair. All the attention, the candles, the singing, the pressure. Why not take things to the next level and get them the Never-Ending Birthday Card

A birthday card like no other, treat your loved ones to a gift they'll always remember. Because they wont have a choice. Because it never stops playing. Give them the gift of a permanent ear-worm combined with extreme mental anguish. Don't worry, there's a safety tab so you can sign the card and test it before the fun begins.

Once opened, the Never-ending Birthday Card continues to play for up to three whole hours (though the one we foolishly tested played for five!). The music gets even louder if they try pressing the button inside to stop it, heck they can submerge the card in water – this relentless beast just keeps on jingling. Best of all, when the lucky recipient finally reaches breaking point and tries to rip into the card to destroy its circuitry they'll be greeted with a merciless explosion of glitter.

Needless to say, this is the best prank birthday card in existence.

Word to the wise:
  • This card arrives packaged and needs to be opened and signed first before gifting
  • Send it to yourself first before giving it to your unfortunate recipient
Product Details:
Product Features:
  • Once opened, the Never-ending Birthday card continues to jingle for up to 3 hours (though we tested one and it actually went on for about 5!)
  • Gets louder if they press button inside to try and stop it
  • A flurry of glitter sprays out when you rip it open
  • Safety tab so you can sign and test the card first
  • Measures approximately 15.5cm(W) x 23cm(H)
Customer Reviews
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I ordered this card to send to a close friend that luckily lives on another continent (we are separated by the Atlantic) and I got the impression she initially thought the card was faulty until I pointedly asked her about ""the card"".
She swore at me for 5 mins straight, I laughed through most of it until ""...and then!! AND THEN!!!... there was all of this glitter!! It's stuck in my carpet, you [email protected]*ch!!...""
I sheepishly said ""Oh, I forgot about the glitter bomb"" which trigged another round of swearing.

On the 2nd occasion I sent this card to someone, the person left the card in his work truck and it took 3 DAYS for the music to stop playing (and he went to work covered in glitter for a few days as it was all over his car).

I am no longer trusted with the post.

I LOVE this card - Please hurry and restock
Great card - gave us all a good laugh... for about 30 seconds.
My friend opened the card and instantly tried to stop the music by crushing the speaker under a chair leg.

It stopped instantly :(

Still a good card and tempted to buy it again for round 2 but might try to make it even harder to break myself. Would recommend it to anyone if they want a good laugh just make sure the recipient isn't too clever with ways to stop it!
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