Llama Lap Warmer

Chilly llap, warm llama

Llama Lap Warmer

Chilly llap, warm llama

    • Get cosy with it
    • It’s cold out there and your lap is freezing
    • Pop this llama in the microwave and let it heat up your frozen core
    • Perfect for cuddling up to in lieu of a real llama
    • Safer than a hot water bottle
  • Reasons why this is a better alternative to putting a real llama in your lap:
    • Import duties on a real living breathing spitting llama are through the roof these days, plus you have to wait for it to get through quarantine and all that nonsense
    • Being a wild animal, real llamas tend to smell a bit - whereas this one smells nice and clean
    • This cuddly cosy heatable lap warmer will NEVER spit on or at you - not even in your general direction
    • Putting him in the microwave won’t cause a meaty explosion
    Do you really need any other reasons to get your frosty mitts on this sweet little guy? No. No you don’t.
  • Product features:
    • Llama shaped lap warmer
    • So. Damn. FUZZY.
    • Pop him in the microwave for a bit to warm him up
    • Then stick him in your lap and he’ll keep you toasty for hours
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 33cm (H) x 24cm (W) x 4cm (D)

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