Stressticles

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Stressticles

Scrotes amaze

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    • Crush the pain away
    • Endless enjoyment and effective stress-relief for both genders
    • Made from durable rubber that can take some punishment
    • Life-size! (depending on genetics and testosterone levels)
    • Ironically a great gift for someone who's already been given the sack
  • These are Stressticles. Stress Testicles. A lovely rubberised sack of balls to grab and manipulate to ease your anxious mind.

    And they're therapeutic for both men and women!

    For women:
    When the moment strikes, just give these balls a pulverising squeeze and know that if this was real life, the owner of the testicles would be paralysed with fear and pain, dry-heaving and wishing for a swift death. What a calming thought.

    For men:
    Stop playing trouser billiards like a mucky little ape! It might feel wonderfully relaxing but it's horrific to watch. Keep your hands off your – in all probability – unwashed balls and relieve yourself with this rubber prosthesis instead.*

    *although don't stop checking them for lumps n' that. Maybe do it in the shower.
  • Product Features:
    • An extremely effective way to relieve anxiety
    • Stress balls shaped like a pair of testicles
    • Made of rubber so they'll take some serious punishment
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 11.5cm(W) x 11cm(H) x 0cm(D)

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