Endless enjoyment and effective stress-relief for both genders
Made from durable rubber that can take some punishment
Life-size! (depending on genetics and testosterone levels)
Ironically a great gift for someone who's already been given the sack
These are Stressticles. Stress Testicles. A lovely rubberised sack of balls to grab and manipulate to ease your anxious mind.
And they're therapeutic for both men and women!
When the moment strikes, just give these balls a pulverising squeeze and know that if this was real life, the owner of the testicles would be paralysed with fear and pain, dry-heaving and wishing for a swift death. What a calming thought.
Stop playing trouser billiards like a mucky little ape! It might feel wonderfully relaxing but it's horrific to watch. Keep your hands off your – in all probability – unwashed balls and relieve yourself with this rubber prosthesis instead.*
*although don't stop checking them for lumps n' that. Maybe do it in the shower.
An extremely effective way to relieve anxiety
Stress balls shaped like a pair of testicles
Made of rubber so they'll take some serious punishment
Measures approximately 11.5cm(W) x 11cm(H) x 0cm(D)
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