Toilet Piano Mat

Tinkle the Ivories

Toilet Piano Mat

Tinkle the Ivories

    • Play the piano while you poop!
    • Learn new songs, pass the time, drown out your flatulence
    • Comes with a songbook and a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign
    • Waterproof with a non-slip base, phew
    • Remember, tinkle but do not sprinkle the ivories
    Remember that classic scene from 'Big' when Josh and MacMillan are leaping about playing chopsticks on that enormous floor piano?

    Now you can recreate that youthful exuberance and unhinged joy from the comfort of... your toilet!

    The waterproof and slip-proof Toilet Piano Mat rolls out flat to reveal a set of large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having a casual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowning out a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence.

    The creators have even thrown in a song book and handy 'Do Not Disturb' sign - you know, for when you're composing your next movement.
  • Please Note:
    • Powered by 3x AA batteries (not included)
    Product Features:
    • Roll out piano mat for your toilet!
    • A full scale in length - 13 keys (8 white, 5 black)
    • Includes a songbook and Do Not Disturb sign
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 60cm(W) x 30cm(H) x 48cm(D)
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