Toilet Piano Mat
Tinkle the Ivories
5 /5
Toilet Piano Mat
Based on 1 reviews (1) Purchased 2,100 times
Purchased 2,100 times
Key Features:
- Play the piano while you poop!
- Learn new songs, pass the time, drown out your flatulence
- Comes with a songbook and a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign
- Water-repellent mat
- Remember, tinkle but do not sprinkle the ivories
More Info:
Toilet Piano Mat Remember that classic scene from 'Big' when Josh and MacMillan are leaping about playing chopsticks on that enormous floor piano?
Now you can recreate that youthful exuberance and unhinged joy from the comfort of... your toilet!
The waterproof and slip-proof Toilet Piano Mat rolls out flat to reveal a set of large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having a casual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowning out a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence.
The creators have even thrown in a song book and handy 'Do Not Disturb' sign - you know, for when you're composing your next movement.
Now you can recreate that youthful exuberance and unhinged joy from the comfort of... your toilet!
The waterproof and slip-proof Toilet Piano Mat rolls out flat to reveal a set of large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having a casual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowning out a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence.
The creators have even thrown in a song book and handy 'Do Not Disturb' sign - you know, for when you're composing your next movement.
Product Details:
- Toilet Piano Mat
- Fits most spaces as standard
- Fully functional keyboard with built-in speaker
- Play yourself or listen to 13 different songs
- Listen to songs: Press the "Press" button (a short melody sounds); press any piano key to hear a specific song (each key plays a different song);
- To return to normal mode: Press the "Press" button again (short melody sounds); you can now play your own melody again
- Automatic switch-off: after approx. 1 minute of inactivity, the piano switches off automatically - activation by pressing any piano key
- Water-repellent mat
- Includes "Do Not Disturb" sign
- Requires 3x AA batteries (not included) - Battery compartment requires a screwdriver
- Material: Plastic
- Cleaning: Wipe with a damp cloth
Toilet Piano Mat
5 /5
Toilet Piano Mat
Based on 1 reviews (1)
Purchased 2,100 times
Purchased 2,100 times
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Key Features:
- Play the piano while you poop!
- Learn new songs, pass the time, drown out your flatulence
- Comes with a songbook and a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign
- Water-repellent mat
- Remember, tinkle but do not sprinkle the ivories
More Info:
Toilet Piano Mat Remember that classic scene from 'Big' when Josh and MacMillan are leaping about playing chopsticks on that enormous floor piano?
Now you can recreate that youthful exuberance and unhinged joy from the comfort of... your toilet!
The waterproof and slip-proof Toilet Piano Mat rolls out flat to reveal a set of large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having a casual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowning out a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence.
The creators have even thrown in a song book and handy 'Do Not Disturb' sign - you know, for when you're composing your next movement.
Now you can recreate that youthful exuberance and unhinged joy from the comfort of... your toilet!
The waterproof and slip-proof Toilet Piano Mat rolls out flat to reveal a set of large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having a casual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowning out a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence.
The creators have even thrown in a song book and handy 'Do Not Disturb' sign - you know, for when you're composing your next movement.
Product Details:
- Toilet Piano Mat
- Fits most spaces as standard
- Fully functional keyboard with built-in speaker
- Play yourself or listen to 13 different songs
- Listen to songs: Press the "Press" button (a short melody sounds); press any piano key to hear a specific song (each key plays a different song);
- To return to normal mode: Press the "Press" button again (short melody sounds); you can now play your own melody again
- Automatic switch-off: after approx. 1 minute of inactivity, the piano switches off automatically - activation by pressing any piano key
- Water-repellent mat
- Includes "Do Not Disturb" sign
- Requires 3x AA batteries (not included) - Battery compartment requires a screwdriver
- Material: Plastic
- Cleaning: Wipe with a damp cloth
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