Looking for a gift with a not-so-subtle expression of gratitude for the people in your life who have been dealing with your trials and tribulations throughout your life? Say it (and dry it) with the Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Towel!

You can sign off your message of appreciation with your name, so the next time your gift-receiver goes to the beach, everyone can see who they have to put up with on a daily basis.

You’ve got one side made from cotton as soft as a baby’s butt, and another side made from microfiber that dries as fast as Usain Bolt runs an Olympic race.