Toilet Piano Mat

Tinkle the Ivories
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Key Features:
  • Play the piano while you poop!
  • Learn new songs, pass the time, drown out your flatulence
  • Comes with a songbook and a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign
  • Waterproof with a non-slip base, phew
  • Remember, tinkle but do not sprinkle the ivories
More Info: Toilet Piano Mat
Remember that classic scene from 'Big' when Josh and MacMillan are leaping about playing chopsticks on that enormous floor piano?

Now you can recreate that youthful exuberance and unhinged joy from the comfort of... your toilet!

The waterproof and slip-proof Toilet Piano Mat rolls out flat to reveal a set of large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having a casual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowning out a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence.

The creators have even thrown in a song book and handy 'Do Not Disturb' sign - you know, for when you're composing your next movement.
Product Details:
  • Toilet Piano Mat
  • Fits most spaces as standard
  • Fully functional keyboard with built-in speaker
  • Play yourself or listen to 13 different songs
  • Water-repellent mat with non-slip underlay
  • Includes "Do Not Disturb" sign
  • Requires 3x AA batteries (not included) - Battery compartment requires a screwdriver
  • Material: Plastic
  • Cleaning: Wipe with a damp cloth
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