You don’t deserve that. So we made them cry, then we bottled their aching sadness.
All that sweet retribution turned their salty tears into a juicy passion fruit and mango flavoured shimmering gin liqueur with a 20% ABV. It’s the perfect partner for prosecco or tonic water and a slice of grapefruit. Swirl their tears around your glass to unlock their magnificent holographic shimmer, reassured at least a few f*ckboy's were harmed in the making of this mythical elixir.
Warning: drinking too much of this may lead to rogue ex-texting. Be on your guard.
Well, it turns out you don't need to dig out your Pog collection and listen to N'Sync on your dodgy walkman to transport you and your mates right back to the 90s – you just need the Totally 90s Board Game.
This 90s-themed trivia game is jammed full of nostalgic questions covering everything from Furbys to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and everything in between. So round up your fellow 90s babies, roll the dice and prepare to find out how much you really know about this carefree decade.
Luckily, these adorable Peropon Drinking Animal Planters need next to no attention whatsoever. You can reap the benefits of oxygen-giving, sweet smelling miniature plants without lifting a single digit. All it takes is a sip of their tongue and the plants on their backs fill with delicious nourishment. They’re completely self-sufficient, unlike those other pesky house plants…so needy.
Choose from four different ceramic critters, each with their own type of plant perched atop their sweet little heads. These stubby-legged pets are ready to brighten up your desk or window sill. Their chirpy faces seem to say everything is going to be alright.
You need something to focus on, a relaxing task to really obsess over, you need... the Zen Garden.
After all, nothing calms the mind like raking patterns in soft sand, meticulously arranging four polished stones and attending to two tiny grass lawns. Seriously, get ready to totally fixate upon the Zen Garden and forget about all of your other troubles.
- Boss screeching in your face? Just reach for that sand rake
- Bills horrendously overdue? Shuffle around those stones for a bit
- Find out your partner's been having an affair for months? That tiny lawn could use a drop of water
Cosy up with this super soft and cuddly organ, and bask in its soothing lavender scent. It comes complete with fallopian tubes, ovaries, and a very cheeky smile!
Just pop this wondrous womb in the microwave and heat it up to take the edge off those painful cramps. And if the heat isn't giving you the fix you need, you can even freeze it for some sweet cooling relief!
We're not ovary-acting when we say it's the perfect present! Whether for your partner, your best mate, a new mum, a midwife, or just someone suffering from PMS who needs a hug. Everyone needs a cuddly uterus in their life.
This collection of funny visual puzzles has your keys hidden in a range of everyday and not-so-everyday environments. The perfect gift for anyone who’s always misplacing their keys...which is pretty much everyone, right? This search-and-find adventure will have you frantically flipping through page after page looking for those elusive keys. But be warned, if you're prone to forgetfulness, you might just misplace the book itself. Just remember to check under the sofa cushions, in the fridge, and in every handbag you own before you give up hope. Who knows, you might just find your keys and a few other things you've been missing along the way!
With the Loud Mouth Voice Changer at your disposal you can instantly transform even the most tedious monotone drawl into a loud and exciting voice.
Just hold this mighty megaphone up to your lips, hold down the trigger and you're ready to begin your transformation. At the flick of a switch you have three different vocal styles to experiment with - male, female and robot!
Always fancied speaking like a Dalek? Need to leave your boss a terrifying anonymous answerphone message? The world is your oyster with the Loud Mouth Voice Changer!
Shower his ceramic body with the included set of seeds, add a bit of water, then your work is done. Within days, a beautiful green coat will begin sprouting. Watch it bloom a bit more every day, from a bit of seedy stubble to a lush layer of green goodness.
But what happens after you’ve harvested your first batch? Pick up some more chia seeds from your supermarket and do it all over again! This llama is infinitely reusable.
Celebrate this wild new discovery and bring a little prehistoric chic into your living space with the Chia Saurus Planter.
The kit comes with everything you need, simply cover this magnificent creature with moist chia seeds - add a little water and sunlight - and he'll be blossoming with a full bushy bodysuit within 1-2 weeks!
But what happens once you’ve harvested your first batch of tasty seedlings? Just grab some more chia seeds from your local supermarket and do it all over again!
These personalised face flip flops will ensure no one steals your shoes at the beach while you make awkward Tik Tok videos on the water’s edge. A fun addition to your summer wardrobe, they can be personalised with the face of your choice, from your own mug to the flawless visage of your celebrity crush.
These flip flops also make a wildly original gift for mates’ holidays, stag or hen weekends, and they’re available in three different sizes so no one gets left out.
Big barbarian banquets in front of a roaring fire, feasting on legs of mutton with their bare hands. Swigging on mead and planning their next plunderous voyage while beating each other up for the fun of it and bellowing drinking songs 'til dawn. Those were the days, eh?
The Viking Horn Glass is a throwback to this epic boozy era. Just fill it up with your favourite tipple, raise a hearty toast to Odin and co, then get ready to party like a Viking!
Don't let its primitive roots fool you, this curvaceous goblet is significantly classier than your average carved cow horn, it's made from soda-lime glass and holds up to 480ml of your finest ale or mead.
The horn even comes with sturdy birch wood stand so you can proudly display it on the mantel, you know, next to your sword, shield, the skulls of your enemies etc.
It’s never been easier to get anybody’s face on a mega-sized cushion. Just upload your pictures and we'll get them on a humongous, soft cushion and pop them in the post. Make sure the photos you upload are high quality (AKA not super blurry or pixelated) and the Firebox fairies will do the rest.
The perfect gift for a big-headed pal, someone who misses you, or anyone who might like a giant snuggly double sided face to squeeze.
The Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book pays homage to these delicate derrieres, with 45 line drawings of pert cat booties winking you in the face. Enjoy colouring in lasers shooting from an intergalactic cat butt, a chill skater cat that isn't ashamed to hold his tail a little too high, and more!
With an additional 25 games to play, this adult activity book is a veritable feline frenzy that every cat lover can get behind.
- For best results, make sure your photo is as high quality as possible
- Photos without filters work best!
- Crop the shot down so we know whose face to use
Monster Mushions are ridiculously huge – warping your face (or someone else's) to an absurdly big 60x40cm cushion.
All you have to do is upload a high-quality, front-facing picture of the faces you desire and we'll transform them all into humongous cuddly cushions for you to do with as you wish.
These colossal cushions make the perfect personalised present for one of your big-headed mates, or a seriously unconventional house-warming gift.