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08.04.22

17 Cheeky Birthday Wishes for Your Ageing Mates

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Some people like to have their egos massaged on their birthday, to be flattered and adulated by everyone around them; these cheeky birthday wishes are not for them. We’ve searched all corners of the internet to find birthday messages for those made of tougher stuff, the ones who can take a good ribbing about the fact that they’re old AF and smell of prunes. We’ve handpicked the best of the bunch and put them all together in one handy place so you can dish out birthday abuse at the click of a button.

That cheeky birthday wish is gonna need a matching birthday gift.

Once you have selected the most appropriate (or inappropriate) birthday message for your loved one, you should really start thinking about the gift. Sending a funny birthday wish with a boring gift that you clearly put zero effort into kind of defeats the purpose. Luckily our gifts are God damned hilarious and also slightly random (we’re looking at you, Pierre the penis cushion). Check out our birthday gift collection for our full catalogue of birthday delights. May we recommend the personalised pet socks?

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Perfect birthday gifts no matter what weird niche they’re into

Have you got a friend who likes freaky-looking vegetables? We’ve got a gift for that. What about fans of cuddly, plush human organs? Yep, they’re here. We’ve even got something for the person who likes sweary colouring books and rude puzzles. Take a look at our glorious birthday gift collection; you literally don’t need to go anywhere else if you’ve got friends that are as weird as we are.

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Jillian

Jillian is a freelance writer who loves questionable humour, amber ale and peaceful indie video games. Her puns are always intended.

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