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08.04.22

9 Instant Birthday Cake and Party Food Ideas

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If you’re more Fake Off than Bake Off, then our collection of instant birthday cake and party food ideas will help you pull off the perfect birthday bash. Not only do these come ready-made, but they’re also packed full of personality, so taking the easy way out doesn’t mean you have to sacrifice your shimmering personality.

Birthday cakes without the baking.

It seems that if you don’t want to bake your own birthday cake, you have two other options; get a run-of-the-mill Paw Patrol birthday cake from the supermarket or spend half your rent on a custom-made cake from a fancy baker. But what if we told you there was a third option? One that won’t break the bank but still adds something quick, quirky and delicious to your birthday celebrations?

Celebrate with birthday snacks on a budget.

We’ve put together a list of our favourite food-themed birthday products, whether you want to give someone an edible birthday gift, or you want to fill your party table with goodies your guests will love. If you like what you see, check out our full collection of food and drink party products.

9 Instant birthday cake and party food ideas.

1. Flat Pack Chocolate Birthday Cake – £12.99

Instant birthday cake

The ultimate in lazy birthday prep, this slice of cake consists of four stackable slabs of chocolate.

2. Personalised Happy Birthday CanCake – £12.99

Fun party food

Handmade in Germany using natural and high-quality ingredients, this cute customisable cake definitely does the job.

3. Real Whisky Scotch Egg Truffles – £11.99

Quirky party snacks

Weird and wonderful, these chocolate scotch eggs will be a conversation starter.

 

 

4. Chocoshots Chocolate Shot Glasses – £14.99

Instant Party Food

A shot glass that you can eat after you’ve demolished its contents. Wonderful!

5. Birthday Cake Chocolate Bar – £9.99

Instant Birthday Cake

When you can’t be bothered with a cake, just replace with this birthday cake flavoured chocolate bar.

6. Alcoholic Cocktail Gummies – £14.99

Birthday party food

Because it’s a party. If you can have alcoholic versions of stuff, you probably should.

7. Happy Birthday Chocolate Pizza – £18.99

Unusual Birthday Cakes

What’s 10 inches and guaranteed to turn heads at a party? Our chocolate birthday pizza, of course!

8. Evil Hot Gummi Bears – £5.99

Funny Birthday Gifts

For people who want to spice up the party with a cheeky prank.

9. Make Your Own Vegan Bacon – £14.99

Vegan food

For the vegan at your event, make their snack dreams come true.

 

 

Birthday party? We’re your gourmet fairy Godmother.

Aside from our massive range of completely awesome gifts for any occasion, we also have an equally brilliant food and drink collection that will replace hard work with fun when organising your party. Browse genius items such as, F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur, Personalised Marmite, After Dinner Nipples, and a whole lot more.

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Jillian is a freelance writer who loves questionable humour, amber ale and peaceful indie video games. Her puns are always intended.

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