
Turn your holiday into a LOLiday with our personalised beach towel. Superimpose your face on a hilarious choice of different bodies, from rad bod to dad bod, baby to lady, and more.
Always dreamt of having a 6-pack or fantasised about carrying a well-honed beer belly? Make that dream a reality with our Beach Bod Personalised Beach Towel!
Choose from different hilarious bodies, upload the face of your choice and we’ll do the rest.
This attention grabbing beach essential makes the perfect gift for family and friends who like to laugh at their own expense. But you can also gift it to yourself, because you absolutely deserve it.
As an added bonus, it’s theft-proof too, because who’s going to steal something with your face on it? This extra security measure means that you’ll be free to make awkward Tik Tok dance videos on the water’s edge without fear of losing your favourite new towel. #perfect

With the Loud Mouth Voice Changer at your disposal you can instantly transform even the most tedious monotone drawl into a loud and exciting voice.
Just hold this mighty megaphone up to your lips, hold down the trigger and you're ready to begin your transformation. At the flick of a switch you have three different vocal styles to experiment with - male, female and robot!
Always fancied speaking like a Dalek? Need to leave your boss a terrifying anonymous answerphone message? The world is your oyster with the Loud Mouth Voice Changer!

The day farts stop being funny is the day we can wrap up human civilisation and let another species like dolphins have a go.
With that in mind, this Fart Sound Box is guaranteed to bring joy into the life of anyone with a sense of humour. It includes 12 classic fart sounds, from the cheeky Squeaker to the rapid-fire Machine Gun.
So go ahead - sneak up on your grandad and let one rip!

Spicy bellend! No, it’s not an STD, it’s the organic produce from our super easy Grow A Dick Kit! This sassy little cube has a big surprise inside: spoiler alert, it’s everything you need to grow a girthy batch of capsicum annuum - AKA phallic chillies!
This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant.
All you have do to bring your willy chillies to life is open the cube and pour a little water on the pre-planted seeds. Pop it in a bright, warm place and keep watering every so often to keep them moist - in 12-18 days, you’ll be seeing a red cock rising out of the soil. Mental. In a few weeks, you could be slicing your very own scarlet bellend into a sexy stir fry! Nice.
When you’re ready to repot your plants into something more fitting (coming soon: the Firebox terracotta vagina), the magical eco-friendly cube will slowly decompose and turn into valuable coconut fibre fertiliser for the plant, enriched with all sorts of stuff that makes chillies fully erect big and handsome.
Now all you need is a pair of ginger balls to go with them for a culinary genital match made in Heaven.

This storm cloud was what Admiral Fitzroy used on his epic voyage with Charles Darwin aboard the HMS Beagle. In 1831. And we’ve been collectively sleeping on this advanced alien sorcery. Unbelievable.
Basically, the liquid inside the storm cloud will indicate what the weather has in store for you. It’s full of these delicate little crystals that freak out to match the weather.
We know, we were all skeptical, too. But then it started hailing and we knew before it even happened. True story.

Somewhere... betwixt the undulating pages of this lush and sprawling book... resides one of nature's rarest and most precious creatures. The David Attenborough.
Exactly where this legendary animal resides... is unknown.
Its habitat... ever-changing.
Within the coldest glaciers, the hottest desserts, the densest rainforests ... the Attenborough waits... patiently... for you to discover him.
Okay, that's enough.

Now you can recreate that youthful exuberance and unhinged joy from the comfort of... your toilet!
The waterproof and slip-proof Toilet Piano Mat rolls out flat to reveal a set of large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having a casual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowning out a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence.
The creators have even thrown in a song book and handy 'Do Not Disturb' sign - you know, for when you're composing your next movement.

You need something to focus on, a relaxing task to really obsess over, you need... the Zen Garden.
After all, nothing calms the mind like raking patterns in soft sand, meticulously arranging four polished stones and attending to two tiny grass lawns. Seriously, get ready to totally fixate upon the Zen Garden and forget about all of your other troubles.
- Boss screeching in your face? Just reach for that sand rake
- Bills horrendously overdue? Shuffle around those stones for a bit
- Find out your partner's been having an affair for months? That tiny lawn could use a drop of water

Big barbarian banquets in front of a roaring fire, feasting on legs of mutton with their bare hands. Swigging on mead and planning their next plunderous voyage while beating each other up for the fun of it and bellowing drinking songs 'til dawn. Those were the days, eh?
The Viking Horn Glass is a throwback to this epic boozy era. Just fill it up with your favourite tipple, raise a hearty toast to Odin and co, then get ready to party like a Viking!
Don't let its primitive roots fool you, this curvaceous goblet is significantly classier than your average carved cow horn, it's made from soda-lime glass and holds up to 480ml of your finest ale or mead.
The horn even comes with sturdy birch wood stand so you can proudly display it on the mantel, you know, next to your sword, shield, the skulls of your enemies etc.

They saunter over to your desk, they gaze at your screen ponderously, their eyes slowly scanning the spreadsheet. After a few short moments they confidently reach for your laptop, highlight a few cells and then BANG. A split-second keyboard shortcut and your problem is solved. Blink and you'd miss it.
"There you go, all done" they say with a cheeky wink and a sympathetic pat as they moonwalk back to their desk.
Woah.
With the mighty Excel Shortcut Mug at your disposal, you too can possess this powerful spreadsheet wizardry, you'll wonder how you ever functioned without it.
PS. Google Sheets is for wimps.

If someone you know loves plants but can't seem to keep them alive for more than a week, then this quirky Mini Plant Life Support will inject a bit of life into their smaller houseplants. Don't worry, there are no needles involved, just put the tube peg into the soil and the plant will water itself!

It’s never been easier to get anybody’s face on a mega-sized cushion. Just upload your pictures and we'll get them on a humongous, soft cushion and pop them in the post. Make sure the photos you upload are high quality (AKA not super blurry or pixelated) and the Firebox fairies will do the rest.
The perfect gift for a big-headed pal, someone who misses you, or anyone who might like a giant snuggly double sided face to squeeze.

Celebrate the evolution of female pubic hair - in all of its beautiful forms - with the Muff Mug!
Featuring illustrations of 'classic' styles from au natural to waxes, vajazzles and beyond.

We've all flipped the bird or a cheeky V, and most of the time that's all the situation requires – a mad moment of road rage, a useless co-worker leaving the room etc.
But if you yearn to expand your gesticular vocabulary, you need to get your hands on How To Swear In Sign Language.
This handy set of cue cards introduces 100 vulgar hand gestures; each one comes with simple illustrated instructions so you'll be signing Shit for Brains, Eat a Dick, Fuck Face and Cock-topus in no time.

A birthday card like no other, treat your loved ones to a gift they'll always remember. Because they wont have a choice. Because it never stops playing. Give them the gift of a permanent ear-worm combined with extreme mental anguish. Don't worry, there's a safety tab so you can sign the card and test it before the fun begins.
Once opened, the Never-ending Birthday Card continues to play for up to three whole hours (though the one we foolishly tested played for five!). The music gets even louder if they try pressing the button inside to stop it, heck they can submerge the card in water – this relentless beast just keeps on jingling. Best of all, when the lucky recipient finally reaches breaking point and tries to rip into the card to destroy its circuitry they'll be greeted with a merciless explosion of glitter.
Needless to say, this is the best prank birthday card in existence.
Word to the wise:
- This card arrives packaged and needs to be opened and signed first before gifting
- Send it to yourself first before giving it to your unfortunate recipient

Book your physio appointment well in advance and get ready to spice things up with the Karma Sutra scratch card bucket list. Add the element of surprise when you scratch off 52 positions, then flip the card over to record the date, location and give the position an enjoyment rating. The attractive gift box makes it the perfect present for your thirsty partner.

You win points by betting on your own ability to successfully complete a series of ridiculous dexterity-based challenges. "What sort of challenges?" we hear you squeal! Words can only begin to describe the fast and frantic fun so give this short video a watch and it'll tell you everything you need to know.
The game includes 160 playfully daft tasks and each player attempts the same challenge so get ready to smugly declare "Beat that!"
It only takes a couple of minutes to learn and guarantees hours and hours of entertainment.

These personalised face flip flops will ensure no one steals your shoes at the beach while you make awkward Tik Tok videos on the water’s edge. A fun addition to your summer wardrobe, they can be personalised with the face of your choice, from your own mug to the flawless visage of your celebrity crush.
These flip flops also make a wildly original gift for mates’ holidays, stag or hen weekends, and they’re available in three different sizes so no one gets left out.

Complete with three different mini-LPs, this turntable is truly teeny, tiny, and bags of fun. Just slot one of the ‘records’ onto the pin and give it a spin to hear 70s funk, classic rock, or a bit of good ol’ fashioned jazz.
But the fun doesn’t stop there - you can even customise it using the included stickers or swot up on your music history with the included 32 page book of fun facts about the best records of all time.
It’s even better than a real record player! Certainly cheaper, anyway.

Anyone who’s accidentally stepped in a deceptively deep puddle knows that soggy socks are the absolute worst - even more so when you’re out in the wilderness and you don’t have an extra pair.
Now you can make cold, wet feet a thing of the past with these incredible waterproof socks. Designed using high-performance materials and triple-layer technology to create a waterproof and breathable sock, IMPERVIUS will keep your feet dry, warm and protected from the elements, no matter the weather!
Perfect for joggers, dog-walkers, lovers (and haters) of the great outdoors, these socks are an absolute gamechanger!

Made from 4x heat-treated steel, it's a worthy instrument ready to be wielded by the ultimate Shinobi warrior. The well-chosen tools included are hex wrenches, a can opener/fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler, letter opener, box opener, phone stand and a screw driver.
A sleek and agile master of stealth. You'll hardly know it's there lurking silently in the shadows of your wallet, waiting to emerge when you need it most.

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