Yup, it's that time of year again. The Pogues are dominating the radio and a general whiff of mulled wine hangs in the air. Shop 600+ of our ultimate Christmas gift ideas with Free Returns and Fast Delivery for those considered and last minute gift ideas. Whether you're after Christmas gifts for colleagues, boyfriends, girlfriends (or secret santa) we have a gift to suit everyone.
These are Stressticles. Stress Testicles. A lovely rubberised sack of balls to grab and manipulate to ease your anxious mind this Christmas when you're getting annoyed at how busy the shops are or how slow people are walking in-front of you.
£5.99
Stressticles
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Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
See if you can figure it out
£10.99£15.99
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
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Dirty Bitch Soap
Clean up your act
£2.99£3.99
Dirty Bitch Soap
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Croissant Mouse Rest
Say au revoir to RSI
£4.99£8.99
The Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book
Stay inside the (fe)lines
£5.99£8.99
The Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book
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Gay bar soap
There’s no need to feel down (or stinky)
£2.99£3.99
Gay bar soap
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Personalised Colourful Doormat
Make the entrance to your home pop
£24.99
Personalised Wood Print With 4 Photos
Wood you look at that?
£24.99
Personalised Photo Mosaic Cushion Cover
Comfy Collage
£19.99
Kama Sutra Bucket List Poster
Rub one out every day
£12.99
Photo Upload Luxury Bathrobe
Luxury personified. Literally.
£24.99
Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
The Royal Robes
£24.99
Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
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Personalised Comic Book Poster
Heroic homewares
£16.99
Personalised Cinema Poster
A Box Office Hit ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
£16.99
F**K The Game
Colourful Language
£14.99
F**K The Game
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Rosé Wine Gin Liqueur
Grape Expectations
£9.99£11.99
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
The rub of the green
£11.99£15.99
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
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Naked Ramblers Mini Planters
Get closer to nature
£9.99£12.99
Naked Ramblers Mini Planters
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World's Smallest Turntable
Too scared to play all your lovely vintage vinyl in case you tarnish its resale value? What a modern problem. Luckily we’ve got a modern solution. This Teeny Tiny Turntable will score you all the brownie points this Christmas for gifting an original present.
£12.99
Personalised Polaroid-style LED Lamp
Note: Don't shake it like a Polaroid picture.
£24.99
Personalised Birthday Beer Mug
A gentle reminder of the slow march of time.
£14.99
Beach Face - Personalised Beach Towel
Resting beach face
£24.99
Personalised Photo Upload Bathrobe
Selfie self-care.
£24.99
Levitos Plant Pot
Raise your houseplant game
£59.99£79.99
Levitos Plant Pot
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Personalised Face Boxer Shorts
The only time it’s okay to fart in someone’s face.
£24.99
Astro Tayto Moon Light
The light side of the moon
£12.99£16.99
Astro Tayto Night Light
Boil 'em, mash 'em, send 'em into space
£9.99£14.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.99£6.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
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Mini Massage Cushion
You knead this in your life
£24.99£39.99
Penis Hot Water Bottle
The meat that heats
£12.99
Penis Hot Water Bottle
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Potty Putter
Play a few holes
£9.99£15.99
Squid Game Doormat
Come in and play
£14.99£19.99
The SHIIT Workout
Get fit, while you sh*t
£7.99
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
Takes two to tango
£29.99
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
51003Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion