Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

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    Top Spoons
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Tree Train Set
    £20.99 £29.99
    -30%
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £6.59 £10.99
    -40%
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Candy Grabber
    £24.49 £34.99
    -30%
    Disco Ice Bucket
    £19.99 £24.99
    -20%
    Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow
    £12.00 £39.99
    -70%
    Disco Ball Hanging Planter
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    £20.99 £34.99
    Neon Cat Light
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    £12.50 £24.99
    Levitos Plant Pot
    £40.00 £79.99
    -50%
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Mini Plant Life Support
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Plush Foot Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Mr Razor the Razor Holder
    £13.99
    Name That Porno
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Lifesize Sloth Pillow
    £20.99 £34.99
    -40%
    Dashboard Jesus
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £17.99 £29.99
    -40%
    Truth Or Drink - Extra Dirty
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Penal-Tea Mug
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Excel Shortcut Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Cowboy Boot Mug
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Duck Bath Light | Christmas Gifts
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Giraffe Slippers
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    £10.00 £19.99
    Motherboard Chopping Board
    £9.59 £15.99
    -40%
    ChocClits
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Willy Night Light
    £15.00 £29.99
    -50%
    Things To Do While You Poo
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Invisi-Puzzle | Christmas Gifts
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Giant Pierre The Penis
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    Smelly Bum Incense Holder
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    £6.00 £19.99
    Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Pulse Neck Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Marshmallow Willies
    £3.00 £5.99
    -50%
    Name That Bum Hole
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Nightmare Murder Mystery
    £12.99 £24.99
    -48%
    Joker Pranks Sound Cards
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    Itty Bitty Titty Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Penis Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    That's Totally You Game
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    Top of the Pops Game
    £6.00 £19.99
    -70%
    Dirty Bitch Soap
    £2.39 £3.99
    -40%
    Animal Head Shot Glasses
    £8.00 £19.99
    -60%
    Heatable Happy Hot Potato
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Inflatable Jesus
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Attenborough Plant Markers
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Swearing Punch Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Microwave Egg Cooker
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Shower Steamers
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