Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus
God moves in mysterious ways
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Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus

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Expected delivery Wed, 05.06 – Thu, 13.06
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Key Features:
  • Can't dance? Salvation is here!
  • Miniature bobbling Jesus will show you the way
  • Comes with a guidebook packed with his twelve signature moves
  • Learn the 'Water Walk', the 'Cheek Turn and many more!
  • Become a devoted dancing disciple
More Info:
Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus Your own, personal, Jesus. Someone who's really small, havin' a ball.

Not our finest introduction. Anyway. Worlds Smallest Dancing Jesus – he can heal the sick, he can walk on water, but can he cure your two left feet?

Sure he can! This is a miniature bobbling messiah we're talking about! He might look like he's doing 'The Carlton' but Jesus has a whole host of signature moves that are now yours to master, featuring:

  • The Water Walk
  • The Cheek Turn
  • The Temptation
  • The Carpenter Clog
Get your (thoroughly-washed) hands on this holy gift and you'll be a dancing disciple in no time.
Product Details:
Product Features:
  • Learn to move as God moves
  • Miniature bobbling dancing Jesus! Just give him a tap and he gets goin'
  • Comes with mini 32 page guide filled with all his classic moves
  • Also includes a fold-out disciple conga backdrop
Dimensions:
  • Box Measures approximately 7.5cm(W) x 9cm(H) x 60cm(D)

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This makes me smile, he’s so ridiculous but it works! Instead of a nodding dog in my car I have a dancing Jesus!
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