If you're on the look out for some cheeky discounts you've come to the right place. Many of these products won't be returning to our shelves so get your hands on 'em while stocks last...
Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£5.39£8.99
-40%
Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
Pub Tricks - The ultimate Kit
With great pub tricks comes great responsibility
£5.00£9.99
-50%
Queer Eye: Talking Button
Don’t get stuck in a rut with your margarita.
£6.99£9.99
-30%
SHUSH Keep Quiet Don't Get Hit
A shot in the dark
£17.50£34.99
-50%
Faux Fur Long Hot Water Bottle
Better than a boyfriend
£14.99£24.99
-40%
Faux Fur Long Hot Water Bottle
551Faux Fur Long Hot Water Bottle
Flower Power Plant Markers
Join the root revolution
£6.00£14.99
-60%
Boom Box Desk Organiser
Drop the beat, and the mess!
£11.99£19.99
-40%
Boom Box Desk Organiser
551Boom Box Desk Organiser
Head Massager
Zen mode: on.
£14.99£24.99
-40%
Head Massager
551Head Massager
That’s Crypto Bro Trading Game
Trade your boredom for fun.
£11.99£19.99
-40%
Nepo Babies Card Game
Explore the nepo-verse.
£5.00£9.99
-50%
Tipple Topple Tower
Tipple, topple, and get tipsy.
£14.99£24.99
-40%
Techno Toilet Light
A loo party.
£7.79£12.99
-40%
Techno Toilet Light
551Techno Toilet Light
On The Rocks Whisky Blocks
Cold and neat.
£4.99£9.99
-50%
Gingerbread Incense House
‘Tis the season.
£7.19£11.99
-40%
Disco Ice Bucket
A bucketful of boogie.
£19.99£24.99
-20%
Stressless Bath Light
More baths, less stress.
£5.99£9.99
-40%
Stressless Bath Light
551Stressless Bath Light
Christmas Nightmare Murder Mystery
The ultimate festive whodunit.
£12.99£24.99
-48%
Cockapoo Mug
Paws and reflect.
£7.79£12.99
-40%
Swearing Punch Ball
Your new favourite desktop buddy.
£5.99£9.99
-40%
Things To Do While You Poo
Educate while you defecate
£4.79£7.99
-40%
Chocolate-Scented Candles
Absolutely scent-sational.
£13.99£19.99
-30%
Giant Octopus Plushie
XXL cuddle buddy
£54.99£69.99
-21%
Catnap Lamp
For the purr-fect sleep.
£9.99£19.99
-50%
Chocolate Bums
Ass-orted chocolates.
£3.99£6.99
-43%
Shot Glasses and Ice Tray Set
Raise your spirits.
£9.99£19.99
-50%
Cat Pudding Christmas Card
Meowy Christmas.
£1.20£2.99
-60%
He Sees You When You're Sleeping Cat Christmas Card
Absolutely purr-fect.
£1.50£2.99
-50%
Microwave Egg Cooker
Boil without the toil.
£8.99£14.99
-40%
Chilli Sauce Bottle Squeezy Lamp
The hottest lamp in your house. Literally.
£14.99£19.99
-25%
Pocket Commando Dad – Tactical Parenting Guide
Parenting tactics for every mission.
£3.60£8.99
-60%
Your Cake Fell Off Birthday Card
Oops. Still worth celebrating.
£1.79£2.99
-40%
Hula Hoop Layered Greeting Card
Still got the moves…
£3.20£7.99
-60%
Run Around the Sun Birthday Card
Another lap. Still fabulous.
£1.79£2.99
-40%
Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
£13.19£21.99
-40%
Capybara Hot Water Bottle
Absolutely capy-tivating.
£11.99£19.99
-40%
Record Player Kitchen Timer
For top-of-the-charts-cooking.
£5.99£9.99
-40%
Thor’s Hammer Keyring
Losing your keys is no myth.
£2.99£4.99
-40%
Get The Ick Game
Pick the ickiest ick.
£5.99£9.99
-40%
That's Totally You Game
The only time you can point a finger.
£8.00£19.99
-60%
Willy Night Light
Where there’s a willy, there’s a way.
£15.00£29.99
-50%
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Fizzing fantasy floaters
£4.79£7.99
-38%
Dirty Bitch Soap
Clean up your act
£2.39£3.99
-25%
Dirty Bitch Soap
551Dirty Bitch Soap
Llama Lap Warmer
Chilly llap, warm llama
£11.99£19.99
-15%
Motherboard Chopping Board
Where geeks chop their leeks.
£9.59£15.99
-40%
Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
Pocket-sized Peruvian
£7.19£11.99
-40%
Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
451Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
Pulse Neck Massager
Ooh yeah, right there.
£11.99£19.99
-40%
Incense House
Home sweet-scented home
£6.00£11.99
-50%
Bat Corkscrew and Bottle Opener
Loves nothing more than hanging out in your basement bat cave.