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£24.99
5 /5
Heated Huggable Uterus Uterus?! Cuterus, more like!
Cosy up with this super soft and cuddly organ, and bask in its soothing lavender scent. It comes complete with fallopian tubes, ovaries, and a very cheeky smile!
Just pop this wondrous womb in the microwave and heat it up to take the edge off those painful cramps. And if the heat isn't giving you the fix you need, you can even freeze it for some sweet cooling relief!
We're not ovary-acting when we say it's the perfect present! Whether for your partner, your best mate, a new mum, a midwife, or just someone suffering from PMS who needs a hug. Everyone needs a cuddly uterus in their life.
Based on 1 reviews (1) Cosy up with this super soft and cuddly organ, and bask in its soothing lavender scent. It comes complete with fallopian tubes, ovaries, and a very cheeky smile!
Just pop this wondrous womb in the microwave and heat it up to take the edge off those painful cramps. And if the heat isn't giving you the fix you need, you can even freeze it for some sweet cooling relief!
We're not ovary-acting when we say it's the perfect present! Whether for your partner, your best mate, a new mum, a midwife, or just someone suffering from PMS who needs a hug. Everyone needs a cuddly uterus in their life.
£29.99
5 /5
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion Need a cuddle but your favourite person isn’t around? Snuggle an absolutely massive version of their head - or flip it around and cuddle your other favourite person on the other side, you harlot. Yes, our Monster Mushions are back, and this time it’s personal they’re two faced: one picture on either side!
It’s never been easier to get anybody’s face on a mega-sized cushion. Just upload your pictures and we'll get them on a humongous, soft cushion and pop them in the post. Make sure the photos you upload are high quality (AKA not super blurry or pixelated) and the Firebox fairies will do the rest.
The perfect gift for a big-headed pal, someone who misses you, or anyone who might like a giant snuggly double sided face to squeeze.
Based on 2 reviews (2) It’s never been easier to get anybody’s face on a mega-sized cushion. Just upload your pictures and we'll get them on a humongous, soft cushion and pop them in the post. Make sure the photos you upload are high quality (AKA not super blurry or pixelated) and the Firebox fairies will do the rest.
The perfect gift for a big-headed pal, someone who misses you, or anyone who might like a giant snuggly double sided face to squeeze.
£7.99
5 /5
The Muff Mug The bush, the beaver, the lady garden, the landing strip, the MUFF!
Celebrate the evolution of female pubic hair - in all of its beautiful forms - with the Muff Mug!
Featuring illustrations of 'classic' styles from au natural to waxes, vajazzles and beyond.
Based on 1 reviews (1) Celebrate the evolution of female pubic hair - in all of its beautiful forms - with the Muff Mug!
Featuring illustrations of 'classic' styles from au natural to waxes, vajazzles and beyond.
£6.99
2 /5
How To Swear In Sign Language In the immortal words of Ronan Keating – "You say it best, when you say nothing at all"
We've all flipped the bird or a cheeky V, and most of the time that's all the situation requires – a mad moment of road rage, a useless co-worker leaving the room etc.
But if you yearn to expand your gesticular vocabulary, you need to get your hands on How To Swear In Sign Language.
This handy set of cue cards introduces 100 vulgar hand gestures; each one comes with simple illustrated instructions so you'll be signing Shit for Brains, Eat a Dick, Fuck Face and Cock-topus in no time.
Based on 2 reviews (2) We've all flipped the bird or a cheeky V, and most of the time that's all the situation requires – a mad moment of road rage, a useless co-worker leaving the room etc.
But if you yearn to expand your gesticular vocabulary, you need to get your hands on How To Swear In Sign Language.
This handy set of cue cards introduces 100 vulgar hand gestures; each one comes with simple illustrated instructions so you'll be signing Shit for Brains, Eat a Dick, Fuck Face and Cock-topus in no time.
£11.99
4.7 /5
Never-Ending Birthday Card Despite everyone's best intentions, birthdays are inevitably a stressful affair. All the attention, the candles, the singing, the pressure. Why not take things to the next level and get them the Never-Ending Birthday Card
A birthday card like no other, treat your loved ones to a gift they'll always remember. Because they wont have a choice. Because it never stops playing. Give them the gift of a permanent ear-worm combined with extreme mental anguish. Don't worry, there's a safety tab so you can sign the card and test it before the fun begins.
Once opened, the Never-ending Birthday Card continues to play for up to three whole hours (though the one we foolishly tested played for five!). The music gets even louder if they try pressing the button inside to stop it, heck they can submerge the card in water – this relentless beast just keeps on jingling. Best of all, when the lucky recipient finally reaches breaking point and tries to rip into the card to destroy its circuitry they'll be greeted with a merciless explosion of glitter.
Needless to say, this is the best prank birthday card in existence.
Word to the wise:
Based on 3 reviews (3) A birthday card like no other, treat your loved ones to a gift they'll always remember. Because they wont have a choice. Because it never stops playing. Give them the gift of a permanent ear-worm combined with extreme mental anguish. Don't worry, there's a safety tab so you can sign the card and test it before the fun begins.
Once opened, the Never-ending Birthday Card continues to play for up to three whole hours (though the one we foolishly tested played for five!). The music gets even louder if they try pressing the button inside to stop it, heck they can submerge the card in water – this relentless beast just keeps on jingling. Best of all, when the lucky recipient finally reaches breaking point and tries to rip into the card to destroy its circuitry they'll be greeted with a merciless explosion of glitter.
Needless to say, this is the best prank birthday card in existence.
Word to the wise:
- This card arrives packaged and needs to be opened and signed first before gifting
- Send it to yourself first before giving it to your unfortunate recipient
£9.99
4 /5
Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
Based on 1 reviews (1) Book your physio appointment well in advance and get ready to spice things up with the Karma Sutra scratch card bucket list. Add the element of surprise when you scratch off 52 positions, then flip the card over to record the date, location and give the position an enjoyment rating. The attractive gift box makes it the perfect present for your thirsty partner.
£24.99
5 /5
Beat That! Perform a couple of deep lunges, crack your knuckles and get ready to bounce, flip, stack, hop, roll, blow, balance and catapult your way to victory! Suffice to say, Beat That! is not your typical party game.
You win points by betting on your own ability to successfully complete a series of ridiculous dexterity-based challenges. "What sort of challenges?" we hear you squeal! Words can only begin to describe the fast and frantic fun so give this short video a watch and it'll tell you everything you need to know.
The game includes 160 playfully daft tasks and each player attempts the same challenge so get ready to smugly declare "Beat that!"
It only takes a couple of minutes to learn and guarantees hours and hours of entertainment.
Based on 1 reviews (1) You win points by betting on your own ability to successfully complete a series of ridiculous dexterity-based challenges. "What sort of challenges?" we hear you squeal! Words can only begin to describe the fast and frantic fun so give this short video a watch and it'll tell you everything you need to know.
The game includes 160 playfully daft tasks and each player attempts the same challenge so get ready to smugly declare "Beat that!"
It only takes a couple of minutes to learn and guarantees hours and hours of entertainment.
£19.99
5 /5
Personalised Face Flip Flops
Based on 1 reviews (1) These personalised face flip flops will ensure no one steals your shoes at the beach while you make awkward Tik Tok videos on the water’s edge. A fun addition to your summer wardrobe, they can be personalised with the face of your choice, from your own mug to the flawless visage of your celebrity crush.
These flip flops also make a wildly original gift for mates’ holidays, stag or hen weekends, and they’re available in three different sizes so no one gets left out.
from £9.99
5 /5
Vino2Go Portable Wine Glass The Vino2Go is a double-wall, insulated travel cup perfect for pool parties, picnics and anyone interested in imbibing on the move.
Featuring an acrylic wine ‘glass’ with a floating stem, the Vino2Go maintains an ideal temperature without condensation, while the silicone lid stops serious spills and pesky bugs from dive-bombing your booze.
Available in a host of colours, it’s great for when you want to wet your whistle without the unwieldy wineglass, and drinking from the bottle isn’t appropriate.
Based on 1 reviews (1) Featuring an acrylic wine ‘glass’ with a floating stem, the Vino2Go maintains an ideal temperature without condensation, while the silicone lid stops serious spills and pesky bugs from dive-bombing your booze.
Available in a host of colours, it’s great for when you want to wet your whistle without the unwieldy wineglass, and drinking from the bottle isn’t appropriate.
£12.99
3.5 /5
World's Smallest Turntable Too scared to play all your lovely vintage vinyl in case you tarnish its resale value? What a modern problem. Luckily we’ve got a modern solution. This Teeny Tiny Turntable!
Complete with three different mini-LPs, this turntable is truly teeny, tiny, and bags of fun. Just slot one of the ‘records’ onto the pin and give it a spin to hear 70s funk, classic rock, or a bit of good ol’ fashioned jazz.
But the fun doesn’t stop there - you can even customise it using the included stickers or swot up on your music history with the included 32 page book of fun facts about the best records of all time.
It’s even better than a real record player! Certainly cheaper, anyway.
Based on 2 reviews (2) Complete with three different mini-LPs, this turntable is truly teeny, tiny, and bags of fun. Just slot one of the ‘records’ onto the pin and give it a spin to hear 70s funk, classic rock, or a bit of good ol’ fashioned jazz.
But the fun doesn’t stop there - you can even customise it using the included stickers or swot up on your music history with the included 32 page book of fun facts about the best records of all time.
It’s even better than a real record player! Certainly cheaper, anyway.
£29.99
5 /5
Impervius - Waterproof Socks
Based on 1 reviews (1) Anyone who’s accidentally stepped in a deceptively deep puddle knows that soggy socks are the absolute worst - even more so when you’re out in the wilderness and you don’t have an extra pair.
Now you can make cold, wet feet a thing of the past with these incredible waterproof socks. Designed using high-performance materials and triple-layer technology to create a waterproof and breathable sock, IMPERVIUS will keep your feet dry, warm and protected from the elements, no matter the weather!
Perfect for joggers, dog-walkers, lovers (and haters) of the great outdoors, these socks are an absolute gamechanger!
£10.99
5 /5
The Wallet Ninja 18-in-1 Multi-Tool Trained in a myriad of ancient arts (such as bottle-opening), the Wallet Ninja 18-in-1 Multi-Tool is here to help you tackle life's everyday battles.
Made from 4x heat-treated steel, it's a worthy instrument ready to be wielded by the ultimate Shinobi warrior. The well-chosen tools included are hex wrenches, a can opener/fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler, letter opener, box opener, phone stand and a screw driver.
A sleek and agile master of stealth. You'll hardly know it's there lurking silently in the shadows of your wallet, waiting to emerge when you need it most.
Based on 1 reviews (1) Made from 4x heat-treated steel, it's a worthy instrument ready to be wielded by the ultimate Shinobi warrior. The well-chosen tools included are hex wrenches, a can opener/fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler, letter opener, box opener, phone stand and a screw driver.
A sleek and agile master of stealth. You'll hardly know it's there lurking silently in the shadows of your wallet, waiting to emerge when you need it most.
£11.99
5 /5
Mini SubWOOFer Speaker How much is that doggie in the window? The one that's teeny tiny with a speaker in its belly? Yeah, that one!
The Mini SubWOOFer Speaker is not just a superb play on words - this pooch is packing some serious power! At only 3" long this cheeky chappie slips right into your pocket so you can enjoy your favourite tunes at home, work or on-the-go.
Our favourite feature? No need to struggle trying to get a leash on him, you can wirelessly connect to this loyal companion via Bluetooth!
Based on 1 reviews (1) The Mini SubWOOFer Speaker is not just a superb play on words - this pooch is packing some serious power! At only 3" long this cheeky chappie slips right into your pocket so you can enjoy your favourite tunes at home, work or on-the-go.
Our favourite feature? No need to struggle trying to get a leash on him, you can wirelessly connect to this loyal companion via Bluetooth!
£24.99
4.8 /5
Tayto the Couch Potato Rechargeable Night Light Meet your new lovably lazy hero – Tayto the Couch Potato Night Light. An adorable potato-shaped light in the darkness, a cute and dumpy companion who champions the simple joy of staying indoors and doing nothing much at all.
While you're curled up in your PJs, binge-watching another Netflix series, ordering takeaway for the fourth day in a row (living the dream) – he'll be there by your side, adding his own brand of soft and lazy lighting to the scene.
He's touch-sensitive and made from super squishy silicone so you can just give him a gentle tap or prod to switch between three different levels of brightness. And because he runs on a rechargeable battery you can keep him powered up with the included USB cable and pop him on the sofa next to you. Aww.
Thank you couch potato!
Based on 10 reviews (10) While you're curled up in your PJs, binge-watching another Netflix series, ordering takeaway for the fourth day in a row (living the dream) – he'll be there by your side, adding his own brand of soft and lazy lighting to the scene.
He's touch-sensitive and made from super squishy silicone so you can just give him a gentle tap or prod to switch between three different levels of brightness. And because he runs on a rechargeable battery you can keep him powered up with the included USB cable and pop him on the sofa next to you. Aww.
Thank you couch potato!
£19.99
4 /5
Incohearent Lits got diss burr rad! Get it? No? Try saying it out loud. Let’s get this bread!
Draw a card and you’ll find a series of incomprehensible words - e.g. ‘though wok calves aim’. Say it. It sounds like ‘the walk of shame’! Don’t worry if you couldn’t work it out though, it’s written on the back of the card. Mind you, that doesn’t bode well for your performance in-game. You’ll have to tune your ears to ‘gibberish’.
With 500 cards and 3 categories to play through, you'll be mishearing stuff for years to come. It’s extremely fun, it’s exceptionally irritating, and it’s a portable game anyone can play. What more could you want?!
Based on 1 reviews (1) Draw a card and you’ll find a series of incomprehensible words - e.g. ‘though wok calves aim’. Say it. It sounds like ‘the walk of shame’! Don’t worry if you couldn’t work it out though, it’s written on the back of the card. Mind you, that doesn’t bode well for your performance in-game. You’ll have to tune your ears to ‘gibberish’.
With 500 cards and 3 categories to play through, you'll be mishearing stuff for years to come. It’s extremely fun, it’s exceptionally irritating, and it’s a portable game anyone can play. What more could you want?!
£12.99
5 /5
Full Bottle Wine Glass What do you buy the wine aficionado with everything? Copious amounts of wine would be the obvious answer. But we don't do obvious. And neither should you! So allow us to present this epic Full Bottle Wine Glass.
Wine glasses have always held a deceptively large amount of wine, but this impressive receptacle can stow away an entire bottle - a whole 750ml of the finest boozy grape juice you can get your hands on!
It's the perfect gift for those sensible types who insist on sticking to 'just' one glass of wine.
Based on 1 reviews (1) Wine glasses have always held a deceptively large amount of wine, but this impressive receptacle can stow away an entire bottle - a whole 750ml of the finest boozy grape juice you can get your hands on!
It's the perfect gift for those sensible types who insist on sticking to 'just' one glass of wine.
£29.99
5 /5
Sixpence Pud Christmas Pudding Gin Liqueur These days most of us just head to Waitrose and buy Heston's latest festive creation - but back in the good old days the family would come together to make a Christmas pudding. The head chef would pop a sixpence into the mixture and everyone in the house would take turns to give it a hearty stir.
Whoever discovered the sixpence in their slice of pud on Christmas day would enjoy wealth and good fortune for the year to come. Nice!
Now the spirit of this great tradition has been reborn as Sixpence Pud Christmas Pudding Gin Liqueur. Available in exceedingly limited quantities, this striking spirit comes in a premium pudding-shaped bottle, complete with a sprig of holly and a sixpence embossed on the stopper.
Boasting an unforgettable festive flavour, exploding with notes of apple, winter spices, candied fruit, vanilla and caramel; you can sip it neat over ice or add a splash into your favourite celebratory bubbles. And with its shimmery golden liquid - it looks just as extraordinary as it tastes!
Treat yourself or someone else to a bottle and raise a toast to wealth and good fortune in 2022!
Based on 1 reviews (1) Whoever discovered the sixpence in their slice of pud on Christmas day would enjoy wealth and good fortune for the year to come. Nice!
Now the spirit of this great tradition has been reborn as Sixpence Pud Christmas Pudding Gin Liqueur. Available in exceedingly limited quantities, this striking spirit comes in a premium pudding-shaped bottle, complete with a sprig of holly and a sixpence embossed on the stopper.
Boasting an unforgettable festive flavour, exploding with notes of apple, winter spices, candied fruit, vanilla and caramel; you can sip it neat over ice or add a splash into your favourite celebratory bubbles. And with its shimmery golden liquid - it looks just as extraordinary as it tastes!
Treat yourself or someone else to a bottle and raise a toast to wealth and good fortune in 2022!
£5.99
4 /5
Marshmallow Willies We know what you're thinking – as penises go they're certainly on the small side and they're soft. But sprinkle a little sugar into the mix and these Marshmallow Willies will provide you with a pleasure beyond compare.
Cock-based confectionary at its absolute finest, these miniature members are willy delicious and the perfect mouthful for snacking on or sharing with your mates.
Based on 1 reviews (1) Cock-based confectionary at its absolute finest, these miniature members are willy delicious and the perfect mouthful for snacking on or sharing with your mates.
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