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Marshmallow Willies We know what you're thinking – as penises go they're certainly on the small side and they're soft. But sprinkle a little sugar into the mix and these Marshmallow Willies will provide you with a pleasure beyond compare.
Cock-based confectionary at its absolute finest, these miniature members are willy delicious and the perfect mouthful for snacking on or sharing with your mates.
Based on 1 reviews Cock-based confectionary at its absolute finest, these miniature members are willy delicious and the perfect mouthful for snacking on or sharing with your mates.
£8.99
Post-Poo Toilet Bombs
Based on 1 reviews These genius Post-Poo Toilet Bombs will save a few blushes the next time you need to send a sausage to the seaside. Simply unload your timber, flush, then pop a bomb or two in the toilet bowl. The fresh, fruity orange scent eliminates offensive odours so you can waltz out of the toilet guilt-free.
If you’re a serial stinker, you can pop a couple in your pocket for those awkward restaurant/bar/gym moments when you’ve got a brown trout to liberate and there’s someone behind you in the queue. Post-Poo Toilet Bombs also make the perfect gift for those known stinkers who think that saying “I wouldn’t go in there for a while” is enough to justify wilting all the flowers within a 50 metre radius.
Special Price £18.75 Regular Price £24.99
Xbox Icons Light Your Xbox has been the light of your life for as long as you can remember, and now you can actually light up your gloomy gamer den (stereotyping much?) with the Xbox Icons Light!
This officially-licensed Xbox mood light features two lighting modes (standard and "gentle phase") and is powered by USB or batteries so you can place it anywhere you please.
Plus! This stylish little light is made using eco-friendly BDP™ (Breakdown Plastic) – a crazy organic additive that makes sure the plastic deomposes properly when it eventually makes it to landfill.
Based on 1 reviews This officially-licensed Xbox mood light features two lighting modes (standard and "gentle phase") and is powered by USB or batteries so you can place it anywhere you please.
Plus! This stylish little light is made using eco-friendly BDP™ (Breakdown Plastic) – a crazy organic additive that makes sure the plastic deomposes properly when it eventually makes it to landfill.
£12.99
Full Bottle Wine Glass What do you buy the wine aficionado with everything? Copious amounts of wine would be the obvious answer. But we don't do obvious. And neither should you! So allow us to present this epic Full Bottle Wine Glass.
Wine glasses have always held a deceptively large amount of wine, but this impressive receptacle can stow away an entire bottle - a whole 750ml of the finest boozy grape juice you can get your hands on!
It's the perfect gift for those sensible types who insist on sticking to 'just' one glass of wine.
Based on 1 reviews Wine glasses have always held a deceptively large amount of wine, but this impressive receptacle can stow away an entire bottle - a whole 750ml of the finest boozy grape juice you can get your hands on!
It's the perfect gift for those sensible types who insist on sticking to 'just' one glass of wine.
£8.99
Blood Bath Shower Gel
Based on 1 reviews Freak yourself out in the shower with this Blood Bath Shower Gel Looks terrifying in its intravenous bag, but the cherry fragrance smells delicious.
£9.99
Toilet Bowl Light Drinking too much water, staring at phone screens late at night, those nightmares where you can't run/walk, snoring, stupid songs circling your mind, internal monologues and foxes rutting in the back garden. Something is going to wake you up.
Once you're awake, you now have a choice. Should you use this break in sleep cycles to use the toilet?
Yes you should. But the world is a dark place. Especially your bathroom. So what are your options? You can't turn the light on, that's mental. You'll be instantly and violently awake.
You could leave the lights off and try using instinct and porcelain echo feedback to find the centre of the toilet but it's way too messy. You need a 3rd way.
You need the Toilet Bowl Light.
It's light-sensitive so it will only turn on in the dark, and motion-activated so it will only light up when you walk into the bathroom at night.
It comes equipped with six colour options - single colour or cycling effect - and fits any toilet.
Now you don't need to shuffle nervously through the dark trying to avoid smashing your leg/shin against the toilet or apologise sheepishly to better halves when they inspect the erratic results of your night-time manoeuvres.
Let the Toilet Bowl Light take the toil out of the toilet.
Based on 2 reviews Once you're awake, you now have a choice. Should you use this break in sleep cycles to use the toilet?
Yes you should. But the world is a dark place. Especially your bathroom. So what are your options? You can't turn the light on, that's mental. You'll be instantly and violently awake.
You could leave the lights off and try using instinct and porcelain echo feedback to find the centre of the toilet but it's way too messy. You need a 3rd way.
You need the Toilet Bowl Light.
It's light-sensitive so it will only turn on in the dark, and motion-activated so it will only light up when you walk into the bathroom at night.
It comes equipped with six colour options - single colour or cycling effect - and fits any toilet.
Now you don't need to shuffle nervously through the dark trying to avoid smashing your leg/shin against the toilet or apologise sheepishly to better halves when they inspect the erratic results of your night-time manoeuvres.
Let the Toilet Bowl Light take the toil out of the toilet.
£14.99
F**K The Game Yellow. Orange. P*ssy. Purple. Sh*t. Green...no wait...F**K!!
That's a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game – the party card game that combines colours and swear words with good old-fashioned psychological mind-f*ckery.
Here's how to play:
Players take turns to flip over a card and yell out what they see. Depending on the nature of the card, you might have to say the background colour, the text colour or a swear word. You keep turning cards over and shouting until someone f*cks up and picks up the pile. The winner is the first player to get rid of all their cards.
It sounds relatively straightforward, but the cards employ a psychological phenomenon known as the 'Stroop effect'. In short, it massively messes with your head and slows down your brain's responses. No matter how quick-witted you think you are, this game will catch you out.
There are three extended instructions cards so once you’ve mastered the basics you can take the game to the next level by introducing a whole host of new rules – you can even create your own.
Based on 1 reviews That's a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game – the party card game that combines colours and swear words with good old-fashioned psychological mind-f*ckery.
Here's how to play:
Players take turns to flip over a card and yell out what they see. Depending on the nature of the card, you might have to say the background colour, the text colour or a swear word. You keep turning cards over and shouting until someone f*cks up and picks up the pile. The winner is the first player to get rid of all their cards.
It sounds relatively straightforward, but the cards employ a psychological phenomenon known as the 'Stroop effect'. In short, it massively messes with your head and slows down your brain's responses. No matter how quick-witted you think you are, this game will catch you out.
There are three extended instructions cards so once you’ve mastered the basics you can take the game to the next level by introducing a whole host of new rules – you can even create your own.
£9.99
World's Smallest Confession Booth Just take a moment to think about all those wicked little things you've done. Tiny, seemingly inconsequential acts. Eventually, they start to add up...
No one knows the precise criteria for entering the gates of heaven (or hell), but we reckon a lifetime of tiny sins is basically the same as doing a murder – IT'S TIME TO REPENT!
Now you can share all of your darkest secrets with the World's Smallest Confession Booth. Just pop open the curtains, 'kneel' your fingers on the mini prayer cushion, spill the beans, and a concealed priest will mutter “You are forgiven.”
Job done. Now you can get back to lying to your partner and stealing stationery from the office.
Based on 1 reviews No one knows the precise criteria for entering the gates of heaven (or hell), but we reckon a lifetime of tiny sins is basically the same as doing a murder – IT'S TIME TO REPENT!
Now you can share all of your darkest secrets with the World's Smallest Confession Booth. Just pop open the curtains, 'kneel' your fingers on the mini prayer cushion, spill the beans, and a concealed priest will mutter “You are forgiven.”
Job done. Now you can get back to lying to your partner and stealing stationery from the office.
from £10.99
Peropon Drinking Animal Planter As 21st Century humans we can hardly take care of ourselves, never mind plants. What with the internet and trying to take the perfect selfie, our beloved greenery can often become neglected. Left on a windowsill to succumb to a slow death screaming "FEEED MEEE!"
Luckily, these adorable Peropon Drinking Animal Planters need next to no attention whatsoever. You can reap the benefits of oxygen-giving, sweet smelling miniature plants without lifting a single digit. All it takes is a sip of their tongue and the plants on their backs fill with delicious nourishment. They’re completely self-sufficient, unlike those other pesky house plants…so needy.
Choose from four different ceramic critters, each with their own type of plant perched atop their sweet little heads. These stubby-legged pets are ready to brighten up your desk or window sill. Their chirpy faces seem to say everything is going to be alright.
Based on 1 reviews Luckily, these adorable Peropon Drinking Animal Planters need next to no attention whatsoever. You can reap the benefits of oxygen-giving, sweet smelling miniature plants without lifting a single digit. All it takes is a sip of their tongue and the plants on their backs fill with delicious nourishment. They’re completely self-sufficient, unlike those other pesky house plants…so needy.
Choose from four different ceramic critters, each with their own type of plant perched atop their sweet little heads. These stubby-legged pets are ready to brighten up your desk or window sill. Their chirpy faces seem to say everything is going to be alright.
£12.99
Plant Life Support We've lost count of the number of plants we've accidentally sacrificed over the years. Not enough water, too much water – we'd like to claim it's the plants being picky but we know we're wholly responsible for their pathetic demise.
Introducing Plant Life Support, the miniature lifelike IV drip for your houseplants! Pop it into a pot with the included stand, fill it up with water and it'll take care of the rest – slowly feeding your plant with just the right amount of water as and when it needs it.
It's the perfect gift for neglectful plant parents or for when you need to take a short trip away – especially when your neighbours are even worse than you are at looking after houseplants!
Based on 1 reviews Introducing Plant Life Support, the miniature lifelike IV drip for your houseplants! Pop it into a pot with the included stand, fill it up with water and it'll take care of the rest – slowly feeding your plant with just the right amount of water as and when it needs it.
It's the perfect gift for neglectful plant parents or for when you need to take a short trip away – especially when your neighbours are even worse than you are at looking after houseplants!
£9.99
Personalised Beard Comb
Based on 1 reviews You’d be surprised how much work goes into looking disheveled, that’s why a beard comb is a must for every hairy-faced hero. Take your gift to another level when you add a message of your choice to this personalised beard comb. Beautifully engraved on quality cherry wood, they will think of you every time they brush the leftover lunch out of their whiskers.
£10.99
The Wallet Ninja 18-in-1 Multi-Tool Trained in a myriad of ancient arts (such as bottle-opening), the Wallet Ninja 18-in-1 Multi-Tool is here to help you tackle life's everyday battles.
Made from 4x heat-treated steel, it's a worthy instrument ready to be wielded by the ultimate Shinobi warrior. The well-chosen tools included are hex wrenches, a can opener/fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler, letter opener, box opener, phone stand and a screw driver.
A sleek and agile master of stealth. You'll hardly know it's there lurking silently in the shadows of your wallet, waiting to emerge when you need it most.
Based on 1 reviews Made from 4x heat-treated steel, it's a worthy instrument ready to be wielded by the ultimate Shinobi warrior. The well-chosen tools included are hex wrenches, a can opener/fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler, letter opener, box opener, phone stand and a screw driver.
A sleek and agile master of stealth. You'll hardly know it's there lurking silently in the shadows of your wallet, waiting to emerge when you need it most.
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