Gifts for Boyfriends
Some would say that these Personalised Face Socks are a bit much, and that’s exactly why you need them in your life. Whether you want to buy a pair for yourself or as a gift for your favourite person, this delightful wardrobe accessory adds a bit of personality to the dull world of foot fashion.
Simply upload a photo of your choice (making sure it follows our printing guidelines) then our wizards will turn your image into a multi-portrait masterpiece that will make you the envy of the world.
Let's look at the options...
- Spend 10 minutes scraping around the sink and still not getting all of the hairs?
- Trim your beard over the bathroom floor and (maybe) hoover it up later?
- Shave on the edge of the toilet with a bin between your legs?
- Pop down to the local park with a pocket mirror?
Slip on The Beard Buddy and put an end to this madness. This giant bib straps comfortably around your neck while the two suction cups attach to the mirror, creating a large safety net to catch your fallen trimmings.
If you're interrupted mid-shave; simply untie the neck straps, hook them onto the levers on the back of the suction cups and your bristles will remain safely in the bib until you return. Once you're finished just gather the bib together and empty it carefully into the bin.
Whether you're a regular beard shaver yourself or you know someone with particularly untidy grooming habits; for the sake of bathroom surfaces everywhere, buy The Beard Buddy. As the creators of this life-changing product say – with great facial hair comes great responsibility.
And they're therapeutic for both men and women!
For women:
When the moment strikes, just give these balls a pulverising squeeze and know that if this was real life, the owner of the testicles would be paralysed with fear and pain, dry-heaving and wishing for a swift death. What a calming thought.
For men:
Stop playing trouser billiards like a mucky little ape! It might feel wonderfully relaxing but it's horrific to watch. Keep your hands off your – in all probability – unwashed balls and relieve yourself with this rubber prosthesis instead.*
*although don't stop checking them for lumps n' that. Maybe do it in the shower.
From £19.99
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Whatever the reason, now you can bring a little box office chic into your living space with our new Personalised Cinema Poster
You could celebrate an epic holiday adventure, give someone's birthday the blockbuster treatment, or actually use it to promote your own independent movie! Each printed poster is a wall-dominating A2 size.
The personalisation process is super simple, yet incredibly versatile so you can really customise the poster and make it your own. You can even add the classic film award wreaths for extra authenticity!
You've frantically bashed those buttons a billion times and now it's time to pay tribute to the undisputed king of consoles with the PlayStation 5 Icons Light. This sleek USB-powered lamp has three different light modes to liven up your living space – standard, blue phasing, and one that reacts to the music you're playing!
You could display it prominently to show off off you're lucky enough to own a PS5 – or leave it glowing like a beacon of hope until you finally get your hands on one.
This boozy marvel of nature harnesses the power of magnetism to give your discarded bottle tops a new lease of life! Just place (or casually fling) your beer caps near the top of the trunk and they'll 'stick' and gather to form a glorious bushy tree.
The more beer you drink, the more magnificent the tree becomes - it's genius! And it doesn't even have to be beer, you could cultivate your own fancy Coca-Cola tree, or show off your penchant for expensive tonic water.
If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed and roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex and dark-roasted blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa and liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body.
Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee and kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria.
Made from 4x heat-treated steel, it's a worthy instrument ready to be wielded by the ultimate Shinobi warrior. The well-chosen tools included are hex wrenches, a can opener/fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler, letter opener, box opener, phone stand and a screw driver.
A sleek and agile master of stealth. You'll hardly know it's there lurking silently in the shadows of your wallet, waiting to emerge when you need it most.
Painful feet from a long day of being up and about all day? No need to break down and rye, wheat love to introduce you to our cosiest invention yet.
It’s Bread Shoes! (Whole-y grain, we bread your mind, just what you were after!)
Slip those knackered extremities into these soft baguettes. Or are they loaves? Either way, we can’t get enough of these buttery-soft slippers. Expertly cushioned, the podiatric bakers behind these certainly knew what they were doing.
Let’s face it, you knead these. It’s the yeast you could do for those hard-working feet of yours. P.S. We were on a roll with the puns but we’ll stop now. Crust us.
Never battle with crowds, struggle for a seat, or have to hang about outside on the pavement just to enjoy your favourite beer again! The Fizzics DraftPour gives you nitro-style draft beer from ANY can or bottle. Even the cheapest economy lager can be instantly transformed into a luxurious draft pint with just one pull of the lever.
The DraftPour may be a sleek piece of kit, but it's deceptively high tech under the hood, applying sound waves to convert your beer's natural carbonation into a smooth micro-foam. These diddy little bubbles create the optimal density for enhanced aroma, flavour, and a silky smooth mouth-feel.
Get a fruit machine and a few boxes of pork scratchings in and you’ve basically completely replicated your local pub. Sticky bar-top and ancient, dubiously-stained carpet not included.
Simply upload your pictures and we'll pop them on a delightfully squishy Mushion and send them on their way to you. Make sure the photos you choose are clear and not blurry or super pixellated - your Mushions will only be as good as the photos you submit.
What will you get on yours? Happy face and sad face? You and your partner? Your friend and their dog? Mum and dad? Your two best mates? Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby? The possibilities are endless!
Guaranteed to elicit a chorus of 'oohs' and 'aahs' from gobsmacked guests; this attention-grabbing lamp uses the power of electromagnet induction technology to defy gravity and float majestically in mid-air. Featuring a super detailed and colourful 3D surface, it even rotates like a real planet!
With a gentle tap of the touch-sensitive base, the brightness and colour temperature can be easily adjusted to suit your environment, from a soft warm glow to a bright white light.
Looking for a new statement centrepiece? Elevate your home decor with Levitos.
Not ready to get a tattoo on your face? How about getting one of your face instead? Much better. Just upload any face and we will turn it into a set of tattoos for you and your mates’ to enjoy. Turning up to an event with the host’s face tattooed on your arm will make a great start to any party.
Are your colleagues still coming up to your desk and asking you to do things for them, even though you told them you’re completely swamped with work? Are they flooding your inbox with reminders?
Instead of telling them to p*** off and risk getting hauled into your manager’s office, try this mini ticket dispenser, a system tried and tested by butchers across the land. It comes with 100 paper tickets, and even a little electronic notice board to display the current number being “served”.
What’s more, it includes a booklet outlining different ways to tackle common office distractions, like Karen from accounts asking you if you watched last night’s episode of The Masked Singer.
Pressures of modern life giving you a headache? Struggling to get a good night's sleep? Sounds like you need a hug. More specifically - a HedHug.
Based on the science of Deep Touch Pressure Therapy, our HedHug Weighted Eye Mask applies a gentle, comforting pressure across your eyes and face to help you relax and drift off into a deep and restful sleep. You can think of it like a big ol' comfort blanket, for your face.
"But don't all eye masks make you really sweaty?" Nope! HedHug is made from super smooth, breathable cotton that naturally absorbs heat away from your body to keep your face cool and dry. It’s as durable as it is soft on your skin!
This malleable mask is filled with an even distribution of premium weighted micro-beads and is designed to sit flat against your face. Combined with the adjustable velcro head strap, this prevents any light from entering around the edges so you can enjoy a total blackout - whatever the time of day.
Eyelids starting to feel heavy yet? You betcha. Just slip on the reassuring weight of the HedHug and take a load off your mind.
Turn your holiday into a LOLiday with our personalised beach towel. Superimpose your face on a hilarious choice of different bodies, from rad bod to dad bod, baby to lady, and more.
Always dreamt of having a 6-pack or fantasised about carrying a well-honed beer belly? Make that dream a reality with our Beach Bod Personalised Beach Towel!
Choose from different hilarious bodies, upload the face of your choice and we’ll do the rest.
This attention grabbing beach essential makes the perfect gift for family and friends who like to laugh at their own expense. But you can also gift it to yourself, because you absolutely deserve it.
As an added bonus, it’s theft-proof too, because who’s going to steal something with your face on it? This extra security measure means that you’ll be free to make awkward Tik Tok dance videos on the water’s edge without fear of losing your favourite new towel. #perfect
Whether it’s for home cooking or big garden parties, this Personalised Face Cooking Apron will lighten the mood when you inevitably overcook the steaks. You can add any face you like from your own to your giftee’s celeb crush, just upload the pic and we’ll take care of the rest!
Filled with 20 stirring scratch n' sniff scent pads, this chunky cardboard book explores the rich history and evolution of this wondrous drug. Covering all topics from the science behind the munchies (it's very real), the botanical link between beer and weed, and why smoking cannabis makes Pink Floyd sound so damned good.
Entertaining, informative (did you know you could nibble or sniff peppercorns to reduce the paranoia? Incredible.) and beautifully-illustrated — it's the perfect gift for total pot heads or those with just a little cannabis curiosity.
From £9.99
To £13.99
Why drink out of something that doesn’t have your face on it when you could be drinking out of something that does have your face on it? Or, even better, your mate’s face on it! Or your dog’s face? We’re not fussy.
No matter who you’ve got in mind, we’ll slap their face on a mug for you - an extra fancy heat change mug that makes their glorious image appear when you add hot water. Can any of your other mugs make your dad appear out of thin air? Didn’t think so.
Simply upload your picture and our magic tool will show you what the finished product will look like. Then, sit back, have a cuppa in one of your inferior mugs, and wait for your stunning new facey one to arrive.
From £19.99
To £44.99
Have you ever thought of writing a TV series involving you and your friends? You might never get the chance to pitch it to a streaming service, but now you can bring your idea to life with a personalised Netflix-style poster.
Whether you want your poster to feature you and your significant other as the stars of a romantic drama, or you and your best mate in a hilarious buddy comedy, all elements of the poster are customisable, from the text to the photo.
For best results, we recommend using a high-resolution photo (one taken with a good phone will do just fine).
We’ll even frame it for you, if you like.
There’s no doubts about it, this bit of kit is gonna be your new best friend. The iDream Smart Eye Massager is designed to apply calming pressure and soothing heat to help alleviate the strain caused by excessive screen time and not enough sleep. And, unlike an actual (selfish) masseuse, it doesn’t need breaks or food. By encouraging blood circulation and blood vessel dilation, iDream can even help reduce dark circles, puffiness and dry eyes. It’s also got bluetooth so you can have your own tunes delivered straight to your ears to help you relax.
The aptly named ISAKOK Japanese incense sticks are a lie. Inside this cylinder is in fact a 2 and a half foot penis projectile, complete with hairy balls, that will launch itself into the face of anyone who releases it. The Cock Cannon prank gift is the perfect addition to hen parties, birthdays, or even Valentine’s Day (if you’re brave enough).
No need to retrieve these fecal floating fellas from your bathtub. These adorable racing floaters are a solid source of bathtime entertainment, just wind them up and watch the little turbo-charged turds race across the water.
