Ember Mug 2 - Temperature Control Smart Mug Perhaps you're wondering if this is a needless extravagance? Another pointless smart "thing"? We were sceptical too – until we actually tried it..
The Ember Mug² is brilliant. And it effortlessly solves a myriad of hot-drink hiccups that we (used to) encounter every single day. We've burnt our tongues on scalding-hot coffee and poured away neglected cups of ice-cold tea for the very last time!
The premise is simple yet genius:
Needless to say, once you've tried the Ember Mug², your hot drinks will never be the same again. Well, actually they'll always be the same – because that's precisely what Ember does!
Full disclaimer: Your colleagues and friends may mock you for you owning this. F*ck 'em! Seriously. They will never ever know the joy you're experiencing.
Based on 3 reviews The Ember Mug² is brilliant. And it effortlessly solves a myriad of hot-drink hiccups that we (used to) encounter every single day. We've burnt our tongues on scalding-hot coffee and poured away neglected cups of ice-cold tea for the very last time!
The premise is simple yet genius:
- You tell Ember what temperature you want your hot drink to be
- It cools it to your desired temperature
- It notifies you when it's ready with a smart LED light (you can even get app notifications if that's your thing)
- It keeps your mug at your perfect temperature until you're ready to drink it
- It also just looks really damn sexy sitting there on its stylish charging coaster
Needless to say, once you've tried the Ember Mug², your hot drinks will never be the same again. Well, actually they'll always be the same – because that's precisely what Ember does!
Full disclaimer: Your colleagues and friends may mock you for you owning this. F*ck 'em! Seriously. They will never ever know the joy you're experiencing.
Heng Balance Lamps You're probably wondering what "Heng" means...
Sleek, oval-shaped, gravity-defying mood light? Good guess but it's not quite right. Heng means "balance" in Chinese.
Heaven knows we could all use a bit of balance in our lives right now, and this effortlessly-cool lamp is the perfect way to bring a stylish sense of calm into your living space.
The Heng Balance Lamp is turned on and off with the two balls in the centre. Once you pick up the lower ball and move it near the upper one, the two balls will find a harmony and levitate in mid-air to turn the lamp on. It is indescribably satisfying to behold.
Based on 2 reviews Sleek, oval-shaped, gravity-defying mood light? Good guess but it's not quite right. Heng means "balance" in Chinese.
Heaven knows we could all use a bit of balance in our lives right now, and this effortlessly-cool lamp is the perfect way to bring a stylish sense of calm into your living space.
The Heng Balance Lamp is turned on and off with the two balls in the centre. Once you pick up the lower ball and move it near the upper one, the two balls will find a harmony and levitate in mid-air to turn the lamp on. It is indescribably satisfying to behold.
£9.99
Social Distancing Zapper Some people don't seem to understand what two metres looks like. Some people need to be shown with markings on the floor. Some people just need to be lightly electrocuted.
If your forehead aches from glaring angrily from behind your face mask – you need the Social Distancing Zapper!
This pocket telescopic tool extends to six feet (including your arm) and administers a cheeky 4.5 volt zap to any moron foolish enough to venture into your personal space.
No need to get into a pointless debate about COVID-19 with a total stranger – just ZAP!
Based on 3 reviews If your forehead aches from glaring angrily from behind your face mask – you need the Social Distancing Zapper!
This pocket telescopic tool extends to six feet (including your arm) and administers a cheeky 4.5 volt zap to any moron foolish enough to venture into your personal space.
No need to get into a pointless debate about COVID-19 with a total stranger – just ZAP!
£29.99
Mermaid Tears Vodka Before you say it – yes it's possible to cry underwater, and yes this vodka is made from real mermaid tears.
Escape your tedious reality and submerge your tastebuds in the smooth taste of Mermaid Tears Vodka. This sparkly spirit is made from premium French Grain Vodka and blended with the glistening tears of our line-caught Mermaid shoal.
Give the chunky bottle a swirl and, just like a Mermaid's tail whipping up the sea floor, a glittery haze will begin to disperse throughout this dreamy, ocean-blue vodka.
This mesmerising blend is delicious splashed into cocktails or served on the rocks – so go ahead, leave your boring human life behind and sip upon the shimmering tears of these sassy sirens.
Based on 1 reviews Escape your tedious reality and submerge your tastebuds in the smooth taste of Mermaid Tears Vodka. This sparkly spirit is made from premium French Grain Vodka and blended with the glistening tears of our line-caught Mermaid shoal.
Give the chunky bottle a swirl and, just like a Mermaid's tail whipping up the sea floor, a glittery haze will begin to disperse throughout this dreamy, ocean-blue vodka.
This mesmerising blend is delicious splashed into cocktails or served on the rocks – so go ahead, leave your boring human life behind and sip upon the shimmering tears of these sassy sirens.
£22.99
Naked Kitchen - Make Your Own Halloumi Just take a moment to envisage a sizzling slab of freshly-grilled, homemade halloumi – salty, squeaky and f*cking delicious.
Our Make your own Halloumi kit contains enough equipment and ingredients to make eight (yes eight!) batches of mouth-watering halloumi – all you need to do is add your own milk!
If you're not too hungry and have the patience to leave your cheesy creation in the fridge overnight – do it, it's worth the wait. The salt and mint will have time to fully infuse into the halloumi and the resulting flavour is absolutely sublime.
Based on 1 reviews Our Make your own Halloumi kit contains enough equipment and ingredients to make eight (yes eight!) batches of mouth-watering halloumi – all you need to do is add your own milk!
If you're not too hungry and have the patience to leave your cheesy creation in the fridge overnight – do it, it's worth the wait. The salt and mint will have time to fully infuse into the halloumi and the resulting flavour is absolutely sublime.
£179.99
Star Theatre Planetarium Flux You don’t need to journey to the frigid middle of nowhere to enjoy the stunning beauty of the night sky anymore. This home planetarium gives you unbridled access to every star in the solar system from the comfort of your own sofa by projecting them onto your ceiling in stunning detail, regardless of how high or low it is.
Unlike the real deal, you won't be squinting aimlessly into the dark. The Flux model features custom made 5 watt LEDs for optimal visibility and advanced multilevel glass lenses that allow for better-than-real-life projection. There’s even an advanced shooting star function so you don’t miss out on any aspect of real life stargazing.
Instead of shivering in your gloves and hat, truly relax under the stars from your sofa, bed, or even the floor. There’s nothing more peaceful than falling asleep under the stars - only this time you don’t need to be paranoid that you’ll wake up to a fox nibbling your toes. The Flux doesn’t make any sounds so you can drift off in peace. And with the 15/30/60 minute timers, you don't even need to worry about turning it off when you’re asleep.
When you become acclimated to coat-less stargazing, you’ll never settle for the cold, harsh outdoors again.
Based on 1 reviews Unlike the real deal, you won't be squinting aimlessly into the dark. The Flux model features custom made 5 watt LEDs for optimal visibility and advanced multilevel glass lenses that allow for better-than-real-life projection. There’s even an advanced shooting star function so you don’t miss out on any aspect of real life stargazing.
Instead of shivering in your gloves and hat, truly relax under the stars from your sofa, bed, or even the floor. There’s nothing more peaceful than falling asleep under the stars - only this time you don’t need to be paranoid that you’ll wake up to a fox nibbling your toes. The Flux doesn’t make any sounds so you can drift off in peace. And with the 15/30/60 minute timers, you don't even need to worry about turning it off when you’re asleep.
When you become acclimated to coat-less stargazing, you’ll never settle for the cold, harsh outdoors again.
£9.99
Tiny Hands Waves, salutes, handshakes, high-fives, rounds of applause, karate chops, mopping your brow, stifling a yawn, blowing a kiss, voguing – all immediately more hilarious when you've got Tiny Hands.
If you're bored of wielding a pair of perfectly functional "normal-sized" appendages, it's about time you embraced the simple comedy magic of these miniature mitts.
Just slip on your favourite long-sleeved garment, grab onto the handy hand handles and let the fun begin!
Based on 1 reviews If you're bored of wielding a pair of perfectly functional "normal-sized" appendages, it's about time you embraced the simple comedy magic of these miniature mitts.
Just slip on your favourite long-sleeved garment, grab onto the handy hand handles and let the fun begin!
£29.99
Unicorn Tears® Raspberry Pink Gin Say hello to batch 3 of Unicorn Tears® Raspberry Pink Gin, our otherworldly bestial elixir.
The new version of its iconic predecessor is a raspberry flavoured pink gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon, Buddha's hand and star fruit.
Refined emotion harvesting techniques deliver a purer, shimmering unicorn tear infusion.
Unique in every pour. Swirl to infuse and serve with classic tonic and fresh berries, sip over ice or get creative in cocktails.
The original shimmer spirit™
Based on 1 reviews The new version of its iconic predecessor is a raspberry flavoured pink gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon, Buddha's hand and star fruit.
Refined emotion harvesting techniques deliver a purer, shimmering unicorn tear infusion.
Unique in every pour. Swirl to infuse and serve with classic tonic and fresh berries, sip over ice or get creative in cocktails.
The original shimmer spirit™
£32.99
Unusual Mystery Box What do you get for the weirdo with everything? One of these. Problem solved!
This box of Firebox favourites is guaranteed to contain four big surprises that they definitely won’t be expecting. We can't reveal too much about what's inside (or we'd spoil the surprise, duh!) but trust us when we say this is a mad box of fun. Bestselling fun, in fact.
This may be a fantastic guilt-free present for someone a little quirky, but you’ll have just as much success freaking someone straightlaced out - we defy them not to crack a big grin when they see what they’ve got.
Based on 5 reviews This box of Firebox favourites is guaranteed to contain four big surprises that they definitely won’t be expecting. We can't reveal too much about what's inside (or we'd spoil the surprise, duh!) but trust us when we say this is a mad box of fun. Bestselling fun, in fact.
This may be a fantastic guilt-free present for someone a little quirky, but you’ll have just as much success freaking someone straightlaced out - we defy them not to crack a big grin when they see what they’ve got.
£9.99
Where's Bowie? Forget dancing, put on your red shoes and help us find Bowie, we’ve lost him!
Everyone’s favourite rockstar has gone missing in loads of different places. It’s up to your eagle-eyes to find him again and make sure he’s Hunky Dory. Don’t worry, he’s usually just hanging about looking cooler than everyone else in one of his lovely fancy outfits.
You can’t take him anywhere. He goes missing on the Moon, he goes bonkers in Berlin, he’s nowhere to be seen in New York… Good thing he’s always surrounded by cool people having fun, like Bob Dylan, Laika the space dog, and the lads from Flight of The Conchords.
Based on 1 reviews Everyone’s favourite rockstar has gone missing in loads of different places. It’s up to your eagle-eyes to find him again and make sure he’s Hunky Dory. Don’t worry, he’s usually just hanging about looking cooler than everyone else in one of his lovely fancy outfits.
You can’t take him anywhere. He goes missing on the Moon, he goes bonkers in Berlin, he’s nowhere to be seen in New York… Good thing he’s always surrounded by cool people having fun, like Bob Dylan, Laika the space dog, and the lads from Flight of The Conchords.
£16.99
COVID-19 Vaccine Plush Tired of twiddling your thumbs waiting to be called up for your jab? Don't worry, Firebox can hook you up.
Our COVID-19 Vaccine Plush is finally ready to be rolled out to the public. It has no known side effects and you can enjoy as many doses as you please – in fact, we encourage you to share the vaccine with your friends and family!
Don't get too excited though, our cute and cuddly vaccine is only effective against the lesser-known plush Covid variant. Huge shout out to all the universities, companies, non-profits, governments, and our amazing NHS who have all helped turn the real vaccines around in record-breaking time.
Based on 1 reviews Our COVID-19 Vaccine Plush is finally ready to be rolled out to the public. It has no known side effects and you can enjoy as many doses as you please – in fact, we encourage you to share the vaccine with your friends and family!
Don't get too excited though, our cute and cuddly vaccine is only effective against the lesser-known plush Covid variant. Huge shout out to all the universities, companies, non-profits, governments, and our amazing NHS who have all helped turn the real vaccines around in record-breaking time.
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