Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow
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- Careful! You’ll have your eye out with that!
- Pierre is back - and this time, he’s hard
- Fancy a cuddle with a worryingly large penis?
- It’s basically the same size as you
- Complete with adorable face to make it more adorable and less realistic
You weren’t satisfied with regular Pierre. Even Giant Pierre wasn’t enough. And it’s not even worth mentioning the World’s Smallest Pierre. You like it large, we get that. So we’ve supersized everyone’s favourite adorable penis just to suit you.
Only he’s not so adorable anymore. Don’t worry, he’s still got his cute little face, just on a much much bigger appendage. He must have been flaccid before because now he’s four feet of pure magnificent shaft.
Quite possibly the biggest dick in the world, jumbo Pierre will keep you warm on long lonely nights for as long as you need him.
- Our biggest Pierre the penis yet
- Absolutely massive, 80cm tall in fact
- Perfect for cuddling
- Material: 100% polyester
- Measures approximately 78cm (H) x 40cm (W) x 30cm (D)