Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£6.99£8.99
Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
Name That Porno
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
£7.99£9.99
Cat Hot Water Bottle
For when you’re feline chilly.
£16.99£19.99
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Fill with earth (wind and fire optional).
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£14.99£19.99
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
552Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
Perfect for scratching that itch.
£9.99
Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
451Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
Mug Mug - Personalised Faces Mug
Mugged off
£10.99
Mug Mug - Personalised Faces Mug
551Mug Mug - Personalised Faces Mug
Boogie Bath Duck Light
Have a quacking good time.
£6.99£9.99
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
“Get in line, Steve.”
£7.99£11.99
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
452Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
Personalised Socks with Pet and Face
Super socks-y.
£19.99
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
This dachshund really is a hot dog!
£14.99£19.99
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
551Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
Dumb Questions to Ask Your Friends Game
Are you a smartypants?
£14.99£19.99
Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
The best thing since sliced bread
£12.99£19.99
Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
Dirty Decorative Dwarfs
£8.99£12.99
Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
551Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
Toilet Piano Mat
Tinkle the Ivories
£9.99£15.99
Toilet Piano Mat
551Toilet Piano Mat
Pulse Neck Massager
Ooh yeah, right there.
£14.99£19.99
Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
No garden required.
£14.99£19.99
World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
£7.99£11.99
Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
£14.99£21.99
Pooping Elf
Crappy Christmas!
£4.99£8.99
Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
Two can play at that game
£24.99
Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
4.6559Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Get ahead of yourself
£16.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
4.552Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Cat - Astrophe
Mad as a box of cats
£9.99
Cat - Astrophe
452Cat - Astrophe
Guess Poo? Game
A craptivating addition to game night.
£9.99£14.99
ChocClits
Congrats. You found the sweet spot.
£5.99£7.99
ChocClits
551ChocClits
Fart Sound Box
Childish? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes.
£6.99£9.99
Fart Sound Box
552Fart Sound Box
Bob Ross Bobblehead
The man, the meme, the legend.
£6.99£9.99
Bob Ross Bobblehead
4.2558Bob Ross Bobblehead
Santa Bubble Blower
Merry festive flatulence.
£9.99£14.99
Neon Cat Light
Time for a glow up!
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£19.99£24.99
Neon Cat Light
551Neon Cat Light
You Can't Say Umm Game
Umm… No.
£12.99£19.99
Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
£4.99£6.99
Mini Plant Life Support
Say aloe to your little friend.
£6.99£9.99
Mini Plant Life Support
551Mini Plant Life Support
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
Takes two to tango
£29.99
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
553Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion