
£29.99
Mermaid Tears Vodka Before you say it – yes it's possible to cry underwater, and yes this vodka is made from real mermaid tears.
Escape your tedious reality and submerge your tastebuds in the smooth taste of Mermaid Tears Vodka. This sparkly spirit is made from premium French Grain Vodka and blended with the glistening tears of our line-caught Mermaid shoal.
Give the chunky bottle a swirl and, just like a Mermaid's tail whipping up the sea floor, a glittery haze will begin to disperse throughout this dreamy, ocean-blue vodka.
This mesmerising blend is delicious splashed into cocktails or served on the rocks – so go ahead, leave your boring human life behind and sip upon the shimmering tears of these sassy sirens.
Based on 1 reviews Escape your tedious reality and submerge your tastebuds in the smooth taste of Mermaid Tears Vodka. This sparkly spirit is made from premium French Grain Vodka and blended with the glistening tears of our line-caught Mermaid shoal.
Give the chunky bottle a swirl and, just like a Mermaid's tail whipping up the sea floor, a glittery haze will begin to disperse throughout this dreamy, ocean-blue vodka.
This mesmerising blend is delicious splashed into cocktails or served on the rocks – so go ahead, leave your boring human life behind and sip upon the shimmering tears of these sassy sirens.

Beer Socks
Based on 1 reviews These quirky Beer Socks are a great gift for the beer connoisseur in your life. They’re also perfect to wear to your local beer festival or with sandals on your next holiday. The packaging alone is delightful, with the socks coming stored in a beer can. Genius!
Made from 80% cotton, you can choose from yellow (lager), orange (ale) or black (stout). Simply open the can and pop these beauties on your tootsies before you head down the pub.

Ember Mug 2 - Temperature Control Smart Mug Perhaps you're wondering if this is a needless extravagance? Another pointless smart "thing"? We were sceptical too – until we actually tried it..
The Ember Mug² is brilliant. And it effortlessly solves a myriad of hot-drink hiccups that we (used to) encounter every single day. We've burnt our tongues on scalding-hot coffee and poured away neglected cups of ice-cold tea for the very last time!
The premise is simple yet genius:
Needless to say, once you've tried the Ember Mug², your hot drinks will never be the same again. Well, actually they'll always be the same – because that's precisely what Ember does!
Full disclaimer: Your colleagues and friends may mock you for you owning this. F*ck 'em! Seriously. They will never ever know the joy you're experiencing.
Based on 3 reviews The Ember Mug² is brilliant. And it effortlessly solves a myriad of hot-drink hiccups that we (used to) encounter every single day. We've burnt our tongues on scalding-hot coffee and poured away neglected cups of ice-cold tea for the very last time!
The premise is simple yet genius:
- You tell Ember what temperature you want your hot drink to be
- It cools it to your desired temperature
- It notifies you when it's ready with a smart LED light (you can even get app notifications if that's your thing)
- It keeps your mug at your perfect temperature until you're ready to drink it
- It also just looks really damn sexy sitting there on its stylish charging coaster
Needless to say, once you've tried the Ember Mug², your hot drinks will never be the same again. Well, actually they'll always be the same – because that's precisely what Ember does!
Full disclaimer: Your colleagues and friends may mock you for you owning this. F*ck 'em! Seriously. They will never ever know the joy you're experiencing.

£9.99
Tiny Hands Waves, salutes, handshakes, high-fives, rounds of applause, karate chops, mopping your brow, stifling a yawn, blowing a kiss, voguing – all immediately more hilarious when you've got Tiny Hands.
If you're bored of wielding a pair of perfectly functional "normal-sized" appendages, it's about time you embraced the simple comedy magic of these miniature mitts.
Just slip on your favourite long-sleeved garment, grab onto the handy hand handles and let the fun begin!
Based on 1 reviews If you're bored of wielding a pair of perfectly functional "normal-sized" appendages, it's about time you embraced the simple comedy magic of these miniature mitts.
Just slip on your favourite long-sleeved garment, grab onto the handy hand handles and let the fun begin!

£29.99
Unicorn Tears® Raspberry Pink Gin Say hello to batch 3 of Unicorn Tears® Raspberry Pink Gin, our otherworldly bestial elixir.
The new version of its iconic predecessor is a raspberry flavoured pink gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon, Buddha's hand and star fruit.
Refined emotion harvesting techniques deliver a purer, shimmering unicorn tear infusion.
Unique in every pour. Swirl to infuse and serve with classic tonic and fresh berries, sip over ice or get creative in cocktails.
The original shimmer spirit™
Based on 1 reviews The new version of its iconic predecessor is a raspberry flavoured pink gin bursting with a rare breed of botanicals: juniper berries, mandarin, almond, raspberry, coriander and pepper, plus exotic horned melon, Buddha's hand and star fruit.
Refined emotion harvesting techniques deliver a purer, shimmering unicorn tear infusion.
Unique in every pour. Swirl to infuse and serve with classic tonic and fresh berries, sip over ice or get creative in cocktails.
The original shimmer spirit™

Peropon Drinking Animal Planter As 21st Century humans we can hardly take care of ourselves, never mind plants. What with the internet and trying to take the perfect selfie, our beloved greenery can often become neglected. Left on a windowsill to succumb to a slow death screaming "FEEED MEEE!"
Luckily, these adorable Peropon Drinking Animal Planters need next to no attention whatsoever. You can reap the benefits of oxygen-giving, sweet smelling miniature plants without lifting a single digit. All it takes is a sip of their tongue and the plants on their backs fill with delicious nourishment. They’re completely self-sufficient, unlike those other pesky house plants…so needy.
Choose from four different ceramic critters, each with their own type of plant perched atop their sweet little heads. These stubby-legged pets are ready to brighten up your desk or window sill. Their chirpy faces seem to say everything is going to be alright.
Based on 1 reviews Luckily, these adorable Peropon Drinking Animal Planters need next to no attention whatsoever. You can reap the benefits of oxygen-giving, sweet smelling miniature plants without lifting a single digit. All it takes is a sip of their tongue and the plants on their backs fill with delicious nourishment. They’re completely self-sufficient, unlike those other pesky house plants…so needy.
Choose from four different ceramic critters, each with their own type of plant perched atop their sweet little heads. These stubby-legged pets are ready to brighten up your desk or window sill. Their chirpy faces seem to say everything is going to be alright.

Plush Organs Ever wanted to hug a heart? Befriend a bladder? Cuddle a kidney? Embrace a brain? Get cosy with a colon? Recline with a rectum? Laze about with a lung? Tuck yourself in with a testicle? Good news – you are a very unusual human in precisely the right place!
Meet Plush Organs, the cute and cuddly version of all your favourite innards. Just look at their adorably demented little faces!
Whether it's a daft in-joke between friends, an educational toy, a good luck charm or a post-op celebration – these award-winning plushes are the perfect gutsy gift
In all seriousness these lil' guys have been helping people laugh in the face of terrible illnesses since 2005! Don't clutter up someone's bedside table with another boring 'get well' card – cheer them up with a cheeky Plush Organ!
Based on 2 reviews Meet Plush Organs, the cute and cuddly version of all your favourite innards. Just look at their adorably demented little faces!
Whether it's a daft in-joke between friends, an educational toy, a good luck charm or a post-op celebration – these award-winning plushes are the perfect gutsy gift
In all seriousness these lil' guys have been helping people laugh in the face of terrible illnesses since 2005! Don't clutter up someone's bedside table with another boring 'get well' card – cheer them up with a cheeky Plush Organ!

£22.99
Naked Kitchen - Make Your Own Halloumi Just take a moment to envisage a sizzling slab of freshly-grilled, homemade halloumi – salty, squeaky and f*cking delicious.
Our Make your own Halloumi kit contains enough equipment and ingredients to make eight (yes eight!) batches of mouth-watering halloumi – all you need to do is add your own milk!
If you're not too hungry and have the patience to leave your cheesy creation in the fridge overnight – do it, it's worth the wait. The salt and mint will have time to fully infuse into the halloumi and the resulting flavour is absolutely sublime.
Based on 1 reviews Our Make your own Halloumi kit contains enough equipment and ingredients to make eight (yes eight!) batches of mouth-watering halloumi – all you need to do is add your own milk!
If you're not too hungry and have the patience to leave your cheesy creation in the fridge overnight – do it, it's worth the wait. The salt and mint will have time to fully infuse into the halloumi and the resulting flavour is absolutely sublime.

£29.99
Storm Skull Weather Predictor Sick of leaving the house without a coat and getting caught in the rain and chilled to the bone? Sounds like a job for our Storm Skull Weather Predictor.
This stylish little skull uses the same 'futuristic alien technology' Admiral Fitzroy employed to preempt a storm on his famous voyage with Charles Darwin, aboard the HMS Beagle. The liquid crystals inside the skull react to atmospheric conditions and change their form to indicate what the weather has in store for you!
Don't rely on iffy weather apps or looking out the window, just glance at this skull to get the inside scoop on the day ahead.
Based on 1 reviews This stylish little skull uses the same 'futuristic alien technology' Admiral Fitzroy employed to preempt a storm on his famous voyage with Charles Darwin, aboard the HMS Beagle. The liquid crystals inside the skull react to atmospheric conditions and change their form to indicate what the weather has in store for you!
Don't rely on iffy weather apps or looking out the window, just glance at this skull to get the inside scoop on the day ahead.

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