At some point in our lives, we’ve all looked down at our fry-up and rearranged a sausage and two fried eggs to look like a willy and balls. Clever? No. Funny? Every time. 

Now you don’t even need the sausage to be rude - simply pour a couple of eggs into this metal mold and voila! A perfectly formed eggy penis, complete with yolks for balls!

So whether you like yours runny, over easy, or sunny side up (sorry for the mental image that last one created), this is the perfect breakfast utensil for you.