Everyone needs a bad-tempered spud to cuddle up with after a long day. And that’s where the Heatable Grumpy Hot Potato comes in. This plush is stuffed with lavender grains and a whole lot of attitude, but at least the former will calm you down. It’s always ready to be chucked in the microwave to be warmed up for your evening of self-care.

This grouchy little tuber will keep you cosy while silently judging your life choices. It’s perfect for cold nights when you need a buddy who won’t offer unsolicited advice. Wouldn’t you love cuddling a potato that looks like it hates life as much as you do?