Inflatable Jesus
Blow-up body of Christ
5 /5
Based on 3 reviews
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Inflatable Jesus

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Key Features:
  • Your own, Inflatable, Jesus
  • Someone to hear your prayers, filled up with air
  • Walks Floats on water!
  • Super lifelike with long locks, hipster beard and flowing white robe
  • 50cm tall - people were a lot shorter in those days
More Info:
Inflatable Jesus Your own, Inflatable, Jesus. Someone to hear your prayers, filled up with air.

We're piously proud to present Inflatable Jesus, a 100% accurate replica messiah in all his beardy, robed greatness. Sure he's only 50cm tall but people were a lot shorter back in those days.

He can walk float on water, he'll listen to your prayers, he'll never judge you, and he'll always love you. Oh and he easily deflates for compact storage - what more could you want?
Product Details:
Product Features:
  • Your own Inflatable Jesus!
  • Super easy to blow-up
  • Perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for lovers of the messiah
  • 50cm tall once inflated
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 43cm(W) x 50cm(H) x 13cm(D)

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Customer Reviews
5 /5
Based on 3 reviews
(3)
When Sunday morning callers ask if you have found Jesus, you can yes, I have just given him a blow job and now he is fully erect", then show them Jesus.
This item truly is a miracle. I pressed buy and as if by magic he was at the door with some water to turn into wine. I just feel blessed to have a part of Jesus with me. Thank you firebox
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