After Dinner Nipples

"Ahh now we've let that lovely meal go down I'm just going to nip into the kitchen and get us some after dinner teats. I must say they're the breast post-meal chocolates I've ever tasted, bra none! What flavour? Oh they're mint and dark chocolate, yes they bring back fond mammaries of when we used to have After Eights at Christmas time. You simply bust try one. Here's the box, go on, grab a pair!"

After Dinner Nipples - has there ever been a chocolate that's more ripe for groan-worthy puns? We don't think so.