This kit is on Fyre.
- Everything you need to survive the festival season.
- Includes a limited edition original raver towel, original raver socks, a pack of 5 funny condoms (safety first) and the Top Spoons pub crawl card game.
- Comes in a handy drawstring backpack.
Time to rejoice, summer is coming! The sun is starting to make an appearance (kind of, in a pathetic, still very cloudy way but still…) and festival season is on the horizon. Time to get prepared. A music festival done right is beautiful, yes, but it is also disgusting. It is rancid and dirty and you will probably get vomit and/or poop on you at least once.
To make things a little easier we’ve put together a handy kit with some fantastic festival-friendly items for you:
- Our original raver towel so you can comfortably sit on a clean, dry surface while showing some OG cred.
- A pair of matching original raver socks (you will need extra socks, trust us).
- A pack of 5 hilarious condoms so you can wrap it if you decide to tap it.
- Top Spoons pub crawl card game to keep you and your friends entertained between acts.
- Festival Kit containing 1x towel, 1x socks size approx. UK 8-10, 5x condoms, 1x Top Spoons card game.
- Comes in a drawstring backpack.
Towel:
- Front material: 100% microfiber; Back material: 100% cotton.
- Machine-washable at 40°C.
- Air-dry only. Do not tumble dry.
- Approx. dimensions: 140cm (H) x 70cm (W).
Socks:
- Suitable for UK shoe sizes approx. 8-10.
- Material: 80% cotton, 17% polyamid, 3% elastane.
- Machine-washable at 40°C.
Condoms:
- A pack of 5 condoms with different designs: Love Bonus, Bitchie, I Will Not Be Your Father, Tinder Surprise, and Suck Me I'm Famous.
- Made of lubricated natural latex with a smooth surface.
- Approx. width: 52mm (+/- 2mm).
- Approx. packaging dimensions: 6cm x 5.5cm.
Top Spoons card game:
- Features 55 pubs in the UK.
- Pub ratings are, of course, subjective.
- Customer approval was rated by seasoned patrons.
- Price data was gathered by visiting each pub.
- Product is not endorsed or affiliated with anyone.
Firebox Festival Kit
After X-Mas
- Everything you need to survive the festival season.
- Includes a limited edition original raver towel, original raver socks, a pack of 5 funny condoms (safety first) and the Top Spoons pub crawl card game.
- Comes in a handy drawstring backpack.
Time to rejoice, summer is coming! The sun is starting to make an appearance (kind of, in a pathetic, still very cloudy way but still…) and festival season is on the horizon. Time to get prepared. A music festival done right is beautiful, yes, but it is also disgusting. It is rancid and dirty and you will probably get vomit and/or poop on you at least once.
To make things a little easier we’ve put together a handy kit with some fantastic festival-friendly items for you:
- Our original raver towel so you can comfortably sit on a clean, dry surface while showing some OG cred.
- A pair of matching original raver socks (you will need extra socks, trust us).
- A pack of 5 hilarious condoms so you can wrap it if you decide to tap it.
- Top Spoons pub crawl card game to keep you and your friends entertained between acts.
- Festival Kit containing 1x towel, 1x socks size approx. UK 8-10, 5x condoms, 1x Top Spoons card game.
- Comes in a drawstring backpack.
Towel:
- Front material: 100% microfiber; Back material: 100% cotton.
- Machine-washable at 40°C.
- Air-dry only. Do not tumble dry.
- Approx. dimensions: 140cm (H) x 70cm (W).
Socks:
- Suitable for UK shoe sizes approx. 8-10.
- Material: 80% cotton, 17% polyamid, 3% elastane.
- Machine-washable at 40°C.
Condoms:
- A pack of 5 condoms with different designs: Love Bonus, Bitchie, I Will Not Be Your Father, Tinder Surprise, and Suck Me I'm Famous.
- Made of lubricated natural latex with a smooth surface.
- Approx. width: 52mm (+/- 2mm).
- Approx. packaging dimensions: 6cm x 5.5cm.
Top Spoons card game:
- Features 55 pubs in the UK.
- Pub ratings are, of course, subjective.
- Customer approval was rated by seasoned patrons.
- Price data was gathered by visiting each pub.
- Product is not endorsed or affiliated with anyone.
