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For lovers of the delicious Ramen, have we got a treat for you (for those who aren’t fans, the hell is wrong wichu?). Our Noodle Up Portable Lunch Bowl was created just for Firebox, so you won’t find it anywhere else, and it’s here to take your love of noodles on the road!  

It comes with two sections: one for the uncooked noodles, and the other for your favourite fresh ingredients.You can then transport your lunch with the luxury it deserves, prepare it, and it munch it wherever you are, without the need for hobs, microwaves, additional bowls or plates.

Simply fill it with what you need at home, seasoned and garnished with ingredients, then it’s packed up, ready to be brewed at your desk, in the jacuzzi, or anywhere else that has access to hot water.

As if this magical creation isn’t handy enough, there is also a smartphone stand integrated into the lid, so no more awkward conversations about weather with your colleagues, just pop in your ear pods and enjoy some peaceful ramen time with your favourite show.

Good coffee is about balance. That perfect ratio of rich, complex flavours combining and overlapping with every sip.

But the perfect balance requires the right tools. Inspired by the optimal brewing temperature (96 degrees celsius), Barista 96 is more than just a pour-over kit. It includes everything you need to help simplify the artistry of brewing coffee, whether you're a novice or master, ensuring a perfect cup of coffee every time. 

Give your brew the 5-start treatment with the Rise & Shine Luxury Coffee Kit, a fancy-shmancy 3-piece set containing a filter, scoop and ceramic mug. If you know someone who takes their coffee verrrry seriously, then this will add a bit of magic to their mornings.

Looking for the purrfect way to jazz up your boring fridge? You’ll be feline fine every time you reach for the milk with these bootylicious cat butt magnets, which come in a variety of fur colours and patterns.

They’re claw-some for holding up important notes, reminders and your favourite cat memes. 

Serve up your witches brew without dirtying your worktops with this Agatha Spoon Holder and Steam Vent. A magical addition to your kitchen accessories.

Imagine the surprise on your friend/lover/mother’s face when you announce that you’ve bought them a butt plug. Then, they unwrap what they think is a naughty gift, only to let out a massive groan, because what you’ve actually given them is a bum -shaped sink plug. 

But once the lameness of your punny present sinks in, they’ll soon realise what a practical gift it is - the (rear) end to their leaky sink problems! 

At some point in our lives, we’ve all looked down at our fry-up and rearranged a sausage and two fried eggs to look like a willy and balls. Clever? No. Funny? Every time. 

Now you don’t even need the sausage to be rude - simply pour a couple of eggs into this metal mold and voila! A perfectly formed eggy penis, complete with yolks for balls!

So whether you like yours runny, over easy, or sunny side up (sorry for the mental image that last one created), this is the perfect breakfast utensil for you. 

A super cool addition to any party, this reusable Ice Cooler bucket is moulded from ice and can be tailored to match any party theme.

Give your breakfast bar, kitchen table or dining room a sprinkling of colour and personality with these ridiculously adorable Happy Avocado Salt & Pepper Shakers. The ceramic shakers can be stacked together to form a whole avocado and include a single-holed and three-hold shaker for your salt, pepper, or whatever you like.

Help this pair live happily ‘avo’ after when you adopt them into your home.