Key Features:
- Not just for Dry January.
- Soft cotton side vs fast-drying microfibre side.
- The comfort is heavenly.
More Info:
Saint Yourself Towel Are you ready to make drying yourself a divine experience? Experience the heavenly comfort of the Saint Yourself Towel - your only chance to become a holy being.
While they only soak up water and not your sins, this towel can still be considered miraculous. One side is made of soft cotton, offering a gentle touch, while the other is made of fast-drying microfibre, whisking away moisture sacredly.
Upload a photo of yourself or someone else and watch as you’re transformed into a deity. Whether you’re at the beach, by the pool, or just getting out of the shower, this towel will dry you faster than you can say “Halleluljah”!
While they only soak up water and not your sins, this towel can still be considered miraculous. One side is made of soft cotton, offering a gentle touch, while the other is made of fast-drying microfibre, whisking away moisture sacredly.
Upload a photo of yourself or someone else and watch as you’re transformed into a deity. Whether you’re at the beach, by the pool, or just getting out of the shower, this towel will dry you faster than you can say “Halleluljah”!
Product Details:
- Personalisable by turning even the biggest of sinners into a saint.
- Machine-washable at 30°C.
- Do not tumble dry.
- Air-dries SUPER fast.
- Wash before use
- Dimensions: approximately 140cm (H) x 70cm (W)
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Key Features:
- Not just for Dry January.
- Soft cotton side vs fast-drying microfibre side.
- The comfort is heavenly.
More Info:
Saint Yourself Towel Are you ready to make drying yourself a divine experience? Experience the heavenly comfort of the Saint Yourself Towel - your only chance to become a holy being.
While they only soak up water and not your sins, this towel can still be considered miraculous. One side is made of soft cotton, offering a gentle touch, while the other is made of fast-drying microfibre, whisking away moisture sacredly.
Upload a photo of yourself or someone else and watch as you’re transformed into a deity. Whether you’re at the beach, by the pool, or just getting out of the shower, this towel will dry you faster than you can say “Halleluljah”!
While they only soak up water and not your sins, this towel can still be considered miraculous. One side is made of soft cotton, offering a gentle touch, while the other is made of fast-drying microfibre, whisking away moisture sacredly.
Upload a photo of yourself or someone else and watch as you’re transformed into a deity. Whether you’re at the beach, by the pool, or just getting out of the shower, this towel will dry you faster than you can say “Halleluljah”!
Product Details:
- Personalisable by turning even the biggest of sinners into a saint.
- Machine-washable at 30°C.
- Do not tumble dry.
- Air-dries SUPER fast.
- Wash before use
- Dimensions: approximately 140cm (H) x 70cm (W)
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