Novelty Gifts
Defrost your frozen fingers with these practical (and adorable) Heart Hand Warmers. Also makes a great gift for that one person in your life who’s always cold.
Stash this cosy little llama in your pockets and you’ll never have cold fingers again. It’s like hiding your fingers in the crimped-looking fur of a real one, high up in the Andes with only a poncho to keep the rest of you warm. Not that that’s anything other than a mad stereotype.
Simply microwave him before you head out and he’ll keep your fingers functional better than a pair of gloves. Give him a squeeze when you feel the frost encroaching and you’ll never be numb-handed again!
With a tempting ‘Drink Me’ lovingly printed on each and every ball, these baubles are waiting to be filled with whatever spirit you want. Simply unscrew the secure lid, pour in any drink you like, screw the lid back on… and you’re done!
Absolutely perfect for parties, stockings, and getting Nan wasted on sherry before the Queen’s speech.
PRO TIP: Try to hang ‘em on the higher up branches so that any wayward children don’t drink the magic Christmas liquid. The festive period is stressful enough without tipsy kids. Or a very sad trip to A&E.
BONUS POINTS: Make your tipple of choice Mythical Tears, you’ll have the sparkliest tree in town ✨
Mr Razor the Razor Holder uses a clever suction cup to stick securely to your bathroom tiles or mirror, giving you the perfect place to stow your shaving device.
Raising your razor off the sink or window sill (don't pretend yours isn't sitting there right now) keeps your blades clean from dirt and safely out of reach from a curious kid's hands.
Mr Razor also serves as a daily motivation to keep your facial hair in check, maybe one day you'll grow a moustache as powerful as his!
And what better receptacle for those mighty leaves than this adorable little fella? Aside from looking like a cute little cat, this teacup hides a teapot inside. Simply decant a measure of your favourite loose leaf tea inside the sweet little fish-shaped strainer, add your water and you're ready to go!
You could even pop a tea bag in there if you aren’t about the loose leaf life. Either way, you’ll be treating yourself to a perfectly steeped cuppa for once, instead of making do with a quick bash around with a spoon after letting the tea infuse for a paltry half minute. Or leaving the tea bag in and letting it attack your face when you drink. Or, please not this, just putting the leaves into the water so you have to drink them down. You animal.
Let's look at the options...
- Spend 10 minutes scraping around the sink and still not getting all of the hairs?
- Trim your beard over the bathroom floor and (maybe) hoover it up later?
- Shave on the edge of the toilet with a bin between your legs?
- Pop down to the local park with a pocket mirror?
Slip on The Beard Buddy and put an end to this madness. This giant bib straps comfortably around your neck while the two suction cups attach to the mirror, creating a large safety net to catch your fallen trimmings.
If you're interrupted mid-shave; simply untie the neck straps, hook them onto the levers on the back of the suction cups and your bristles will remain safely in the bib until you return. Once you're finished just gather the bib together and empty it carefully into the bin.
Whether you're a regular beard shaver yourself or you know someone with particularly untidy grooming habits; for the sake of bathroom surfaces everywhere, buy The Beard Buddy. As the creators of this life-changing product say – with great facial hair comes great responsibility.
There are no two ways about it – this mug is covered with hundreds of micro penises. An inspired design that casually treads the fine line between subtle abstract masterpiece and horrendous phallic overload. Is it just us or does it have a bit of a Scandi vibe going on?
Best not to overthink it – it's a cup of dicks!
But Count Gracula is different. Not only is he exceedingly cute for a vampire, but this little guy just can't get enough of the pungent stuff. Simply slip a couple of cloves into his caped body, give his head a twist (exorcist-stylee) and he'll pulverise your garlic to perfection. No more chasing cloves around the chopping board or ending up with stinky garlic fingers!
Best of all, unlike your typical clogged-up crusher, Count Gracula is dead easy to rinse out and keep clean. Terrible puns aside, he truly is a fang-tastic kitchen accessory!
It’s been 25 years since Friends first aired and our lips have been through a lot since then. This Friends Lip Balm Trio will help to moisturise your kisser whilst reminding you of better days.
Introducing the "Penis Mug" - because why sip your morning coffee from a plain ol' cup when you can have an entire gallery of... well, you know!
This cheeky mug features a collection of playful illustrations, each showcasing a different kind of, uh, "manhood." From the proud and majestic to the downright quirky, you'll start your day with a chuckle and maybe even a blush.
It's the perfect gift for your friends with a sense of humour as big as their morning caffeine cravings. Just remember, it's all in good fun, and it's sure to be a conversation starter at the office or a hilarious addition to your morning routine. Cheers to embracing life's quirks one sip at a time!
Take two of life's greatest pleasures – casually sipping a tumbler's worth of delicious booze and enjoying a damn fine cup of Joe – then combine them into one glorious hot drink and you've got our Spirited Coffee.
These unusual boozy infusions are made using hand-roasted Colombian Arabica beans and come in two equally indulgent flavours:
Whisky
Smooth and smoky sophistication in a coffee cup. All of the rich, oaky character of a cask-aged whisky, perfectly balanced with mellow notes of vanilla and dark forest fruits.
Dark Rum
Not just sugar, spice, and everything nice. This dark rum-infused coffee perfectly captures the real essence of the Caribbean spirit; with warm notes of toasted sugar, spiced caramel and a hint of smoked, dark chocolate.
Amaretto
Sinfully delicious, this amaretto flavour coffee has a subtle bitterness with notes of vanilla, almonds and sweet candied cherry. Sweet and mild with a hint of bitterness.
Drink cold as an indulgent iced-coffee in summer or pour over vanilla ice cream for an out-of-this-world affogato.
Best of all, they're alcohol-free so you can enjoy them any time!
Elevate your beer-drinking with this classy personalised beer mug. A perfect gift for all beer drinkers, it also makes a great Father’s Day gift.
Whether you're savouring the sunset on your patio, hosting a rooftop soirée, or simply dreaming of a sun-kissed Italian vacation, your personalised Aperol Spritz logo glass will induce some serious cocktail envy.
Simply personalise the glass with a name of your choice and prepare for a Spritz-filled summer.
Who better to watch over your houseplants than the environmental legend himself! A tiny David Attenborough figurine nestled among the leaves is the perfect finishing touch to your favourite potted plant. These delightful decorations capture the essence of the iconic naturalist, complete with his trademark glasses, infectious smile, and rugged explorer attire.
This collection of funny visual puzzles has your keys hidden in a range of everyday and not-so-everyday environments. The perfect gift for anyone who’s always misplacing their keys...which is pretty much everyone, right? This search-and-find adventure will have you frantically flipping through page after page looking for those elusive keys. But be warned, if you're prone to forgetfulness, you might just misplace the book itself. Just remember to check under the sofa cushions, in the fridge, and in every handbag you own before you give up hope. Who knows, you might just find your keys and a few other things you've been missing along the way!
If you're a fan of the beloved painter Bob Ross, then you need this bobble head in your life! This charming little figurine captures Bob's iconic look, complete with his signature afro and gentle smile.
But this bobble head isn't just a pretty face - it also plays 10 of Bob's most inspiring and witty sayings, so you can keep his words of wisdom close at hand.
And as if that wasn't enough, the set also includes a mini easel book featuring 30 of Bob's stunning landscape works, which you can display alongside the figure.
So whether you're an artist yourself, or a fan of Bob's soothing voice and positive outlook on life, or just know him from the memes, this figurine is a must-have addition to your collection.
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