Penis Pasta

Little Italian Stallions

Penis Pasta

Little Italian Stallions

    • The Italian classic, shaped like miniature cock n' balls
    • Goes wonderfully with meatballs and a comically long chorizo sausage
    • Try not to overcook it – no one enjoys overly soft penis pasta
    • [Insert tasteless joke about homemade white sauce]
    • Lovely 200g bag of dicks – is there a better gift?
    So many good pasta shapes out there: Farfalle, Fusill, Rigatoni, Conchiglie, Penne.

    That last one, Penne. Curiously similar in spelling and pronunciation to the Italian word for penis – 'pene'. To avoid any unnecessary confusion, some kinky chef did the decent thing and created Penis Pasta, and what a joy it is to behold.

    The Italian classic has been given a wonderful phallic makeover and it's guaranteed to be a hit at meal times. Novelty looks aside, it's willy delicious.
  • Product Features:
    • The Italian classic, with a fun phallic twist
    • 200g bag of dicks
    • Made of Durum wheat
    • Perfect for stags, hens, and other events with obligatory penis-shaped food
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 13cm(W) x 22cm(H) x 4.5cm(D) Hey! It's how you use it that counts
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