Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£6.99£8.99
Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
Stressless Bath Light
More baths, less stress.
£9.99
Stressless Bath Light
551Stressless Bath Light
The SHIIT Workout
Get fit, while you sh*t
£7.99
You Can't Say Umm Game
Umm… No.
£12.99£19.99
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Bottoms up!
£10.99£12.99
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
552Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Name That Bum Hole
Top Rumps
£9.99
Name That Bum Hole
551Name That Bum Hole
Cat Hot Water Bottle
For when you’re feline chilly.
£16.99£19.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.99£6.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
552How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
“I couldn’t put it down!” - Jeremy Clackson
£7.99£9.99
Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
551Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
No garden required.
£14.99£19.99
Never-Ending Birthday Card
Happy Birthday...forever
£6.99£11.99
Never-Ending Birthday Card
4.2554Never-Ending Birthday Card
Personalised Photo Strip Poster with Text
A little wall glow-up.
£16.99
Personalised Christmas Boxers with Face and Text
A different kind of jingle bells.
£29.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Get ahead of yourself
£16.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
4.552Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
See if you can figure it out
£9.99£15.99
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
551Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
Personalised Superhero Socks
For heroic feet.
£19.99
Personalised Superhero Socks
552Personalised Superhero Socks
Personalised Pet Socks
Take your pet with you wherever you go.
£19.99
Truth Or Drink - Extra Dirty
What could possibly go wrong?
£19.99£24.99
Mini Plant Life Support
Say aloe to your little friend.
£6.99£9.99
Mini Plant Life Support
551Mini Plant Life Support
Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
£14.99£21.99
World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
£7.99£11.99
Personalised Mug with Your Pet
Absolutely mug-nificent.
£10.99
Personalised Bootleg Sweatshirt
Tack is the new black.
£34.99
Disco Ice Bucket
A bucketful of boogie.
£24.99
Cocktail Candle Set
Toast to a good time.
£29.99
Mini Massage Cushion
You knead this in your life
£24.99£39.99
Stressticles
Scrotes amaze
£5.99
Stressticles
553Stressticles
Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
£4.99£6.99
Plush Foot Massager
A furry friend that won’t do zoomies at 3am.
£19.99
Plush Foot Massager
552Plush Foot Massager
Shower Steamers
It makes scents
from
£4.99£7.99
Shower Steamers
4.552Shower Steamers
Cowboy Boot Mug
Rootin’ tootin’ sip of the Wild West.
£6.99£9.99
Cowboy Boot Mug
4.552Cowboy Boot Mug
Personalised Golf Balls - Set of 3
A hit in the club.
£24.99
Name That Porno
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
£7.99£9.99
Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
Two can play at that game
£24.99
Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
4.6559Two Faced Mushion™ - Personalised Cushion
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
Takes two to tango
£29.99
Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion
553Two Faced Monster Mushion™ - Personalised Face Cushion