Finding the perfect Christmas gift for your girlfriend doesn’t have to be stressful (or boring). At Firebox, we’ve handpicked a collection of clever, quirky, and downright delightful presents that’ll earn you serious brownie points. From personalised keepsakes to cosy must-haves and playful surprises, our Christmas gifts for girlfriends are made to impress, amuse, and totally melt her heart.
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Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£5.39£8.99
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Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
What's the wurst that could happen?
£17.99£29.99
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Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
552Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
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The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
The rub of the green
£11.19£15.99
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4.554The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
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Pulse Neck Massager
Ooh yeah, right there.
£11.99£19.99
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Self-Watering Herb House
Because looking after plants sucks!
£8.99£14.99
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Name That Bum Hole
Top Rumps
£5.99£9.99
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Name That Bum Hole
551Name That Bum Hole
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Lifesize Sloth Pillow
Let’s get slothed.
£20.99£34.99
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Lifesize Sloth Pillow
4.85514Lifesize Sloth Pillow
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Merry Chrismyass - Soap on a Rope
A butt-ful of Christmas cheer.
£6.99
Merry Chrismyass - Soap on a Rope
551Merry Chrismyass - Soap on a Rope
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Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
Dirty Decorative Dwarfs
£7.79£12.99
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551Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
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Shower Steamers
It makes scents
£0.00
Shower Steamers
4.552Shower Steamers
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World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
£7.19£11.99
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Toilet Piano Mat
Tinkle the Ivories
£9.59£15.99
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Toilet Piano Mat
551Toilet Piano Mat
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Excel Shortcut Mug
Excel yourself
£5.39£8.99
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Excel Shortcut Mug
553Excel Shortcut Mug
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Penis Hot Water Bottle
The meat that heats
£12.99
Penis Hot Water Bottle
4.6553Penis Hot Water Bottle
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Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
“Get in line, Steve.”
£7.19£11.99
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Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
452Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
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Where the Fuck are My Keys?
No, really, where are they?
£4.79£7.99
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Where the Fuck are My Keys?
551Where the Fuck are My Keys?
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Worst Case Scenario Apocalypse Survival Book
Will probably come in handy pretty soon
£8.99£14.99
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551Worst Case Scenario Apocalypse Survival Book
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100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out
£5.99£9.99
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100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
552100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
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100 Ways To Eat Cock
It's finger lickin' good
£4.19£6.99
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100 Ways To Eat Cock
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Cat - Astrophe
Mad as a box of cats
£5.99£9.99
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Cat - Astrophe
452Cat - Astrophe
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Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
£4.19£6.99
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Endless Cool Cat Birthday Card with Glitter – Prank Card
Glitter, groans, and glorious chaos.
£6.99£9.99
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Attenborough Plant Markers
Your plants are safe. For now…
£7.79£12.99
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Attenborough Plant Markers
551Attenborough Plant Markers
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Boogie Bath Duck Light
Have a quacking good time.
£5.99£9.99
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Endless Dog Bark Birthday Card with Glitter – Prank Card