Finding the perfect Christmas gift for your girlfriend doesn’t have to be stressful (or boring). At Firebox, we’ve handpicked a collection of clever, quirky, and downright delightful presents that’ll earn you serious brownie points. From personalised keepsakes to cosy must-haves and playful surprises, our Christmas gifts for girlfriends are made to impress, amuse, and totally melt her heart.
Discover our Top Christmas Categories 2025 at a Glance
Endless Dog Bark Birthday Card with Glitter – Prank Card
Barking mad.
£9.99
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Penis Hot Water Bottle
The meat that heats
£12.99
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4.6553Penis Hot Water Bottle
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Wine Escape Room Game
Great minds drink alike
£24.99
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Fried Chicken Candy in a Tin
What the cluck?
£7.99
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Merry Chrismyass - Soap on a Rope
A butt-ful of Christmas cheer.
£6.99
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Shower Steamers
It makes scents
£0.00
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4.552Shower Steamers
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Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
What's the wurst that could happen?
£17.99£29.99
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Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
Dirty Decorative Dwarfs
£7.79£12.99
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The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
The rub of the green
£11.19£15.99
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4.554The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
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Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
Painting Perfection
£6.59£10.99
-40%
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552Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
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Pulse Neck Massager
Ooh yeah, right there.
£11.99£19.99
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World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
£7.19£11.99
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Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
Making a murderer
£3.59£5.99
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Endless Meowy Christmas Card
The ultimate festive prank
£5.99£9.99
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Toilet Piano Mat
Tinkle the Ivories
£9.59£15.99
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Self-Watering Herb House
Because looking after plants sucks!
£8.99£14.99
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Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
No garden required.
£11.99£19.99
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100 Ways To Eat Cock
It's finger lickin' good
£4.19£6.99
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Cat - Astrophe
Mad as a box of cats
£5.99£9.99
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Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
£4.19£6.99
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Excel Shortcut Mug
Excel yourself
£5.39£8.99
-40%
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How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.19£6.99
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Inflatable Jesus
Blow-up body of Christ
£5.39£8.99
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Invisi-Puzzle
The solution is crystal clear
£7.19£11.99
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Light Up Shower Speaker
Music Steaming
£8.99£14.99
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Marshmallow Willies
Chewable Chodes
£3.00£5.99
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The Muff Mug
Feminini-tea
£4.99£8.99
-44%
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551The Muff Mug
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Name That Bum Hole
Top Rumps
£5.99£9.99
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Penis Pasta
Little Italian Stallions
£2.99£4.99
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Pooping Elf
Crappy Christmas!
£4.99£8.99
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ChocClits
Congrats. You found the sweet spot.
£4.79£7.99
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Mini Plant Life Support
Say aloe to your little friend.
£5.99£9.99
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Name That Porno
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
£5.99£9.99
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Bob Ross Bobblehead
The man, the meme, the legend.
£5.99£9.99
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Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
“Get in line, Steve.”
£7.19£11.99
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452Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
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Lifesize Sloth Pillow
Let’s get slothed.
£20.99£34.99
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4.85514Lifesize Sloth Pillow
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Where the Fuck are My Keys?
No, really, where are they?
£4.79£7.99
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Attenborough Plant Markers
Your plants are safe. For now…
£7.79£12.99
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Worst Case Scenario Apocalypse Survival Book
Will probably come in handy pretty soon
£8.99£14.99
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Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
This dachshund really is a hot dog!
£11.99£19.99
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Penis Mug
Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£5.39£8.99
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100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out
£5.99£9.99
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552100 Takeaway Recipe Cards
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Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
Moo-ve over, boring slippers!
£16.99£19.99
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Boogie Bath Duck Light
Have a quacking good time.
£5.99£9.99
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Cowboy Boot Mug
Rootin’ tootin’ sip of the Wild West.
£5.99£9.99
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4.552Cowboy Boot Mug
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Question Hound Mini Figure
This is fine.
£7.69£10.99
-30%
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551Question Hound Mini Figure
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Dashboard Jesus
Heavenly guidance while you drive.
£7.19£11.99
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Endless Cool Cat Birthday Card with Glitter – Prank Card