Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

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    Top Spoons
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Tree Train Set
    £20.99 £29.99
    -30%
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £6.59 £10.99
    -40%
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Candy Grabber
    £24.49 £34.99
    -30%
    Disco Ball Hanging Planter
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    £14.99 £24.99
    Lifesize Sloth Pillow
    £20.99 £34.99
    -40%
    Giant Octopus Plushie
    £54.99 £69.99
    -21%
    Beat That!
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Beer Buds
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £17.99 £29.99
    -40%
    Mini Christmas Record Player
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Death Row Recipes
    £6.99 £9.99
    -30%
    Giant Pierre The Penis
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Roll Up Keyboard
    £34.99 £59.99
    -42%
    Long Cow Hot Water Bottle
    £12.50 £24.99
    -50%
    Marshmallow Willies
    £3.00 £5.99
    -50%
    Heated Cuddly Sloth
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    PlayStation 5 Icons Light
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Chocolate Boobs
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Name That Bum Hole
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Nightmare Murder Mystery
    £12.99 £24.99
    -48%
    Motherboard Chopping Board
    £9.59 £15.99
    -40%
    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    Darth Vader Light With Sound
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    Peace & Love Incense Burner
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    Attenborough Plant Markers
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Willy Night Light
    £15.00 £29.99
    -50%
    Grip Strip
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    £2.99 £6.99
    Llama Lap Warmer
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Plush Foot Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Peach Bellini Gin Liqueur
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Pulse Neck Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Bat Corkscrew and Bottle Opener
    £14.99 £24.99
    -40%
    After Dinner Nipples
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Guess Poo? Game
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Penal-Tea Mug
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Fart Sound Box
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Mushroom Moisture Metre
    £9.00 £17.99
    -50%
    Name That Porno
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Penis Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Axolotl Slippers
    £13.19 £21.99
    -40%
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Heatable Happy Hot Potato
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Edible Anus
    £5.20 £12.99
    -31%
    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs | Christmas Gifts
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Inflatable Jesus
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Penis Pasta
    £2.99 £4.99
    -40%
    White Wine Gin Liqueur
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    ChocClits
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Grow With The Flow - Feline Calm watering spike
    £5.99 £11.99
    -50%
    Duck Bath Light | Christmas Gifts
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Swearing Punch Ball
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Things To Do While You Poo
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Catnap Lamp
    £9.99 £19.99
    -50%
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