Christmas Gifts

Tired of giving Christmas gifts that end up gathering dust in the back of a cupboard? Firebox does things differently, we specialise in the kind of gifts that actually get used instead of being regifted three times over by February. Whether you're hunting for Christmas presents that'll make your mates laugh, cry, or question your sanity, or you just need Christmas present ideas that go beyond socks and gift cards, you've landed in the right place.

We've curated hundreds of genuinely brilliant presents that'll have everyone asking "where did you find that?" from quirky gadgets and hilarious games to proper thoughtful gifts that show you actually know the person. No boring generic tat here – just Christmas presents that'll make you look like the gifting genius you've always wanted to be. So grab a mince pie, stick on some questionable festive tunes, and let's find the perfect presents that'll actually be remembered come New Year.

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    Top Spoons
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Christmas Tree Train Set
    £20.99 £29.99
    -30%
    Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
    £6.59 £10.99
    -40%
    100 Ways To Eat Cock
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Endless Meowy Christmas Card
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Candy Grabber
    £24.49 £34.99
    -30%
    Penis Pasta
    £2.99 £4.99
    -40%
    Levitos Plant Pot
    £40.00 £79.99
    -50%
    Excel Shortcut Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Shine Bright Decanter Set
    £22.50 £44.99
    -50%
    Top of the Pops Game
    £6.00 £19.99
    -70%
    Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Levitos Cosmos Light
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    £39.99 £99.99
    Giant Pierre The Penis
    £10.00 £24.99
    -60%
    Disco Ball Hanging Planter
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    £14.99 £24.99
    Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
    £17.99 £29.99
    -40%
    Plush Foot Massager
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    You Can't Say Umm Game
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Marshmallow Willies
    £3.00 £5.99
    -50%
    Disco Ice Bucket
    £19.99 £24.99
    -20%
    Name That Bum Hole
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Star-Lord Mug
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
    £10.00 £19.99
    -50%
    Fear Pong
    £12.50 £24.99
    -50%
    Edible Anus
    £5.20 £12.99
    -31%
    Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs | Christmas Gifts
    £4.79 £7.99
    -38%
    ChocClits
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Capybara Hot Water Bottle
    £11.99 £19.99
    -40%
    Caramel Waffle Candle
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    Mini Plant Life Support
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Smelly Bum Incense Holder
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    £6.00 £19.99
    Techno Toilet Light
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Stressticles | Christmas Gifts
    £3.59 £5.99
    -40%
    After Dinner Nipples
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Cat - Astrophe
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    How To Fucking Swear Around The World
    £4.19 £6.99
    -40%
    Light Up Shower Speaker
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Name That Porno
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Penis Mug
    £5.39 £8.99
    -40%
    Between Worlds Candle
    £4.00 £9.99
    -60%
    Heatable Happy Hot Potato
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Axolotl Slippers
    £13.19 £21.99
    -40%
    Incense House
    £6.00 £11.99
    -50%
    Bob Ross Bobblehead
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Flower Power Plant Markers
    £6.00 £14.99
    -60%
    Cowboy Boot Mug
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Underwater Disco Light
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Things To Do While You Poo
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Fart Sound Box
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Where the Fuck are My Keys?
    £4.79 £7.99
    -40%
    Hanging Cauldron Oil Burner
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Get The Ick Game
    £5.99 £9.99
    -40%
    Peach Bellini Gin Liqueur
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    White Wine Gin Liqueur
    £7.19 £11.99
    -40%
    Queer Eye: Talking Button
    £6.99 £9.99
    -30%
    Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur
    £7.79 £12.99
    -40%
    Giant Octopus Plushie
    £54.99 £69.99
    -21%
    Microwave Egg Cooker
    £8.99 £14.99
    -40%
    Let’s Drink To That ‘At Your Own Risk’
    £7.50 £14.99
    -50%
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