If you're a fan of the beloved painter Bob Ross, then you need this bobble head in your life! This charming little figurine captures Bob's iconic look, complete with his signature afro and gentle smile.
But this bobble head isn't just a pretty face - it also plays 10 of Bob's most inspiring and witty sayings, so you can keep his words of wisdom close at hand.
And as if that wasn't enough, the set also includes a mini easel book featuring 30 of Bob's stunning landscape works, which you can display alongside the figure.
So whether you're an artist yourself, or a fan of Bob's soothing voice and positive outlook on life, or just know him from the memes, this figurine is a must-have addition to your collection.
Level up your baking game with these quirky bread oven gloves. Designed to look like sliced baguettes, they’re realistic enough to give a Coeliac the shivers, but are thankfully entirely gluten-free.
Made with thick, premium cotton they will protect your hands from scalding steam and scorching hot pans while an articulated thumb will make sure you have good grip - a kitchen accident can happen when you yeast expect it!
If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed and roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex and dark-roasted blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa and liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body.
Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee and kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria.
Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s get down to business. Everyone’s favourite marketing tool has been miniaturised (or shrunkled, to use the technical term) down to fit on your desk. Now YOU can enjoy 18 inches of wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man fun in the comfort of your own home.
“But does he manically flail just like the real thing?”
Of course he does, you beautiful fool. This battery powered masterpiece goes all over the place. He’s uncontrollable. Wiggling. Shimmying. Shaking like a toddler after some original recipe Sunny Delight. He wouldn’t be a real wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man without waving and flailing. He’d merely be a wacky inflatable tube man, and that’s no fun at all.
But the fun doesn't stop there! Get your reading glasses out and discover the incredible origins of the wacky, wacky tube man in the fascinating 32-page mini book included with your very own wacky tube man. Yay, education!
Fun Fact: This wacky waving tube man wasn’t always known by that name - he was originally called The Tall Boy.
This interactive wine gift is packed full of mind-boggling puzzles for you and your friends to grapple with. Work your way through four different stages to slowly reveal the numbers to the combination padlock - solve them all and you'll liberate the bottle of wine from its metal prison.
The secure cage will fit any regular bottle of wine, so once solved it can be re-gifted and used to imprison another unsuspecting bottle! Oh and don't worry, if you (or your lucky recipient) aren't up to the challenge, the solution is provided with the pack. Cheeeeat!
This ingenious floating gizmo projects several seriously psychedelic multicoloured light sequences onto the bottom and sides of the bath. It's truly hypnotic, especially as the pulsating effects are distorted by the water in the tub. Put on some suitably upbeat music, dim the main light and strike that classic legs apart, arm in the air pose and you could be in Studio 54, albeit nude and soaked in hot water. Not such a bad thing in our book.
Battery-operated and water resistant, the Underwater Disco Lightshow features a button that changes the patterns (some subdued, some dynamic), so you can alter the mood in an instant. What's more its curvaceous shape causes the lights to reach out to every corner of the bath. If you're feeling really decadent you could even plop this plastic doodah in your pool, pond or hot tub. Water based shenanigans will never be the same again.
The Underwater Disco Lightshow has been a real hit here at Firebox HQ. In fact we're standing here wrapped in towels having just emerged from our communal bath/disco. Invigorating? We spent the whole multicoloured soak thinking up water-based disco classics to shoehorn into this description. Sadly we could only come up with Car Splosh, Heaven Must Be Missing A Plughole and a few tunes by Splashford and Simpson. Suggestions welcome.
Whether you're chilling out or getting ready for a night on the tiles (no, not the bathroom tiles), this incredible device is guaranteed to add a mesmerising kaleidoscope of light to bathtime. So don't just sit in the tub twiddling your pruning thumbs; order an Underwater Disco Lightshow and Blame it on the Bathtub!
Not ready to get a tattoo on your face? How about getting one of your face instead? Much better. Just upload any face and we will turn it into a set of tattoos for you and your mates’ to enjoy. Turning up to an event with the host’s face tattooed on your arm will make a great start to any party.
Famously described by Sir Winston Churchill as “a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma”, The Black Box is a treasure trove of surprise gifts the likes of which we cannot describe. Literally, we can’t describe them, otherwise it wouldn’t be a mystery box, it would be an obvious box.
This black box has something for everyone, so avoid the Christmas carnage this year and sort your shopping out now with a truly brilliant deal, over £100 worth of products for only £69.99.
So, are you brave enough to step into the unknown?
Whether you're savouring the sunset on your patio, hosting a rooftop soirée, or simply dreaming of a sun-kissed Italian vacation, your personalised Aperol Spritz logo glass will induce some serious cocktail envy.
Simply personalise the glass with a name of your choice and prepare for a Spritz-filled summer.
Seamlessly blend your face with the body of a saint. That's right, we took inspiration from the heavens and came up with this covetable cushion.
Simply upload your face or the face of a beloved friend or relative and through the power of the almighty (AI editor) your cushion will be created.
Imagine the surprise on your friend/lover/mother’s face when you announce that you’ve bought them a butt plug. Then, they unwrap what they think is a naughty gift, only to let out a massive groan, because what you’ve actually given them is a bum -shaped sink plug.
But once the lameness of your punny present sinks in, they’ll soon realise what a practical gift it is - the (rear) end to their leaky sink problems!
Featuring five unique 330 ml cans from the core range, a 5 colour craft ale 'Taste The Galaxy' tumbler, a bag of delicious beer snacks and four beer mats, all packed into a fabulous custom gift box.
So... who will receive this Medale Of Honour?
The perfect gift for any beer-loving Star Wars fan? Search your feelings you know it to be true...
Simply upload your pictures and we'll pop them on a delightfully squishy Mushion and send them on their way to you. Make sure the photos you choose are clear and not blurry or super pixellated - your Mushions will only be as good as the photos you submit.
What will you get on yours? Happy face and sad face? You and your partner? Your friend and their dog? Mum and dad? Your two best mates? Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby? The possibilities are endless!
If you know a cuddle-fan then this sloth pillow is the gift that will keep on hugging. At 90cm tall, this life-sized sloth buddy will fill the void, and will even hug you back thanks to his little velcro hands. This cute cuddle buddy makes the perfect gift for kids and adults alike, because no one is too old for a good squeeze.
Indulge in a cocoa adventure with our Hot Chocolate Bombs!
Bursting with marshmallow magic and a sprinkle of gold fairy dust, these enchanting treats make sipping your hot chocolate an unforgettable experience. With three captivating colours to choose from, transform your cosy moments into whimsical wonders.
Get ready to sip, swirl, and sparkle.
Are your colleagues still coming up to your desk and asking you to do things for them, even though you told them you’re completely swamped with work? Are they flooding your inbox with reminders?
Instead of telling them to p*** off and risk getting hauled into your manager’s office, try this mini ticket dispenser, a system tried and tested by butchers across the land. It comes with 100 paper tickets, and even a little electronic notice board to display the current number being “served”.
What’s more, it includes a booklet outlining different ways to tackle common office distractions, like Karen from accounts asking you if you watched last night’s episode of The Masked Singer.
After all, you can't simply chomp on a whole sausage or stuff your face with fistfuls of cheese like some feral beast! You need to slice it up - and this sturdy cutting device is the perfect tool for the job.
Made from rubber tree wood, this unconventional kitchen essential features a reassuringly-chunky handle and a stainless steel blade to make slicing a breeze, while a nifty safety lock prevents any slips or mishaps.
Oh and you needn't stop at meats and cheeses either, the guillotine works great for veggies too so make sure you get the carrot, celery and cucumber involved as well!
The day farts stop being funny is the day we can wrap up human civilisation and let another species like dolphins have a go.
With that in mind, this Fart Sound Box is guaranteed to bring joy into the life of anyone with a sense of humour. It includes 12 classic fart sounds, from the cheeky Squeaker to the rapid-fire Machine Gun.
So go ahead - sneak up on your grandad and let one rip!
Where's Bob? On a mountaintop? In a wooded forest? Maybe a TV studio? Find the world's favourite painting instructor in more than a dozen unique settings within this original search-and-find activity book.
Where's Bob? includes 15 full-colour illustrated scenes to search for Bob Ross in sites reminiscent of his paintings, such as at a riverbank, the seaside, or woods, as well as settings inspired by the artist's life experiences, including a TV studio and shopping mall.
The book also invites you to find items like Peapod the squirrel, Bob's paint palette, and his paintbrush within the illustrations. Happy searching!
Are you bored at work? Would you rather be having a kickabout in the park with your mates? If you can’t skive off work, this penal-tea mug with a built-in football net is the next best thing.
And don’t worry - you won’t have to make a ball out of scrunched-up paper, because the mug comes with its own miniature football. All you have to do is decide what style of penalty you want to try - cheeky panenka or the run, skip and shoot favoured by Jorginho and Bruno Fernandes?
The best part is that when your manager walks by your desk and asks if you’re working on your goals, you can confidently say yes!
Why drink out of something that doesn’t have your face on it when you could be drinking out of something that does have your face on it? Or, even better, your mate’s face on it! Or your dog’s face? We’re not fussy.
No matter who you’ve got in mind, we’ll slap their face on a mug for you - an extra fancy heat change mug that makes their glorious image appear when you add hot water. Can any of your other mugs make your dad appear out of thin air? Didn’t think so.
Simply upload your picture and our magic tool will show you what the finished product will look like. Then, sit back, have a cuppa in one of your inferior mugs, and wait for your stunning new facey one to arrive.
Have you ever thought of writing a TV series involving you and your friends? You might never get the chance to pitch it to a streaming service, but now you can bring your idea to life with a personalised Netflix-style poster.
Whether you want your poster to feature you and your significant other as the stars of a romantic drama, or you and your best mate in a hilarious buddy comedy, all elements of the poster are customisable, from the text to the photo.
For best results, we recommend using a high-resolution photo (one taken with a good phone will do just fine).
We’ll even frame it for you, if you like.
Put simply, Lil' Nitro is the hottest gummy bear in the whole world This innocent-looking sweet treat has been infused with a 9 million Scoville chilli extract, making it 900 times hotter than a Jalapeño pepper.
Cat-Astrophe has one aim: you stack the cats.
There’s no timer, you can take as long as you need.
They who stacks the cats the highest wins. It’s that simple. Anyone can play this. Kids and adults. Strangers and best mates. Big groups or on your own. Dumb people and clever people. People who hate games and people who love games. People who don’t speak the same language and people who do. Cat lovers get to play with tiny little adorable vinyl cats, cat haters get to see the tower inevitably topple. What’s not to love?