If you're on the look out for some cheeky discounts you've come to the right place. Many of these products won't be returning to our shelves so get your hands on 'em while stocks last...
Endless "Never Gonna Give You Up" Birthday Card with Glitter
Never gonna let you down.
£7.19£11.99
-40%
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Edible Anus
It's not Terry's, it's mine
£5.20£12.99
-60%
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Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Fizzing fantasy floaters
£4.79£7.99
-38%
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Dirty Bitch Soap
Clean up your act
£2.39£3.99
-25%
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Llama Lap Warmer
Chilly llap, warm llama
£11.99£19.99
-15%
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Name That Porno
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
£5.99£9.99
-40%
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Where the Fuck are My Keys?
No, really, where are they?
£4.79£7.99
-40%
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Attenborough Plant Markers
Your plants are safe. For now…
£7.79£12.99
-40%
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Penis Mug
Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£5.39£8.99
-40%
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Head Massager
Zen mode: on.
£14.99£24.99
-40%
Head Massager
551Head Massager
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Techno Toilet Light
A loo party.
£7.79£12.99
-40%
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551Techno Toilet Light
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Stressless Bath Light
More baths, less stress.
£5.99£9.99
-40%
Stressless Bath Light
551Stressless Bath Light
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Underwater Disco Light
Shower to disco fever.
£5.99£9.99
-40%
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Things To Do While You Poo
Educate while you defecate
£4.79£7.99
-40%
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Llama Pocket Pal Warmer
Pocket-sized Peruvian
£7.19£11.99
-40%
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Stressticles
The ultimate stress ball with a cheeky twist. Stressticles are the novelty gift that keeps on squeezing. Whether you're looking for a hilarious desk companion or a Secret Santa surprise that'll have the whole office in stitches, these anatomically amusing stress relievers deliver laughs and tension relief in equal measure.
£3.59£5.99
-40%
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After Dinner Nipples
Tasty post-meal t(r)eat
£4.19£6.99
-40%
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Itty Bitty Titty Mug
“Wait a minute, are those tiny boobs?”
£5.39£8.99
-40%
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Willy Egg Fryer
For a ballsy breakfast
£3.59£5.99
-40%
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Cat Hot Water Bottle
For when you’re feline chilly.
£16.99£19.99
-15%
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Giant Octopus Plushie
XXL cuddle buddy
£54.99£69.99
-21%
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Cat Pudding Christmas Card
Meowy Christmas.
£1.20£2.99
-60%
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He Sees You When You're Sleeping Cat Christmas Card