Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£6.99£8.99
-22%
Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
£7.99£11.99
-33%
Personalised Polaroid-style LED Lamp
Note: Don't shake it like a Polaroid picture.
£24.99
Fresh Face Air Fresheners - Set of 2
Scent-sational!
£19.99
Personalised Face Socks in Different Designs
Ankles haven’t looked this good since Victorian times.
£19.99
Personalised Photo LED Lamp
Let there be light!
£24.99
Darth Vader Light With Sound
“I find your lack of light disturbing.”
£14.99£24.99
-40%
Personalised Glass With Name And Symbol
I think you'll find this is my drink.
£14.99
Willy Egg Fryer
For a ballsy breakfast
£3.99£5.99
-33%
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.99£6.99
-29%
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
552How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Personalised Monogram Wine Glass
Add some class to your glass.
£14.99
E.T. Moon Lamp
Out of this world lighting
£12.99£24.99
-48%
Bottle Opener With Personalised Message
Open the bottle with the respect it deserves.
£12.99
Motherboard Chopping Board
Where geeks chop their leeks.
£11.99£15.99
-25%
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
See if you can figure it out
£9.99£15.99
-38%
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
551Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
100 Ways To Eat Cock
It's finger lickin' good
£5.94£6.99
100 Ways To Eat Cock
551100 Ways To Eat Cock
Killer Carnivorous Grow Kit
Making a murderer
£3.99£5.99
-33%
Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
“I couldn’t put it down!” - Jeremy Clackson
£7.99£9.99
-20%
Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
551Motorway Service Stations Trumps Card Game
Wicked Waterer Plant Grow Light
Let there be light!
£9.99£19.99
-50%
Personalised engraved wine glass
For your favorite ‘plonk’er
£14.99
Personalised Instagram Style Keychain
Do it for the 'gram.
£14.99
Colour Changing Himalayan Salt Lamp
Sodium Relaxing
£19.99£24.99
-20%
Colour Changing Himalayan Salt Lamp
553Colour Changing Himalayan Salt Lamp
Gay bar soap
There’s no need to feel down (or stinky)
£2.99£3.99
-25%
Gay bar soap
4.552Gay bar soap
Fear Pong
This could (will) get messy.
£12.99£24.99
-48%
Peace & Love Incense Burner
Go with the flow
£14.99£19.99
-25%
Peace & Love Incense Burner
551Peace & Love Incense Burner
Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
No garden required.
£14.99£19.99
-25%
Fart Sound Box
Childish? Yes. Hilarious? Also yes.
£6.99£9.99
-30%
Fart Sound Box
552Fart Sound Box
Boobs White Stone Non Slip Bath Mat
The breast bath mat money can buy.
£19.99£29.99
-33%
Boobs White Stone Non Slip Bath Mat
551Boobs White Stone Non Slip Bath Mat
Excel Shortcut Mug
Excel yourself
£6.99£8.99
-22%
Excel Shortcut Mug
553Excel Shortcut Mug
Dirty Bitch Soap
Clean up your act
£2.99£3.99
-25%
Dirty Bitch Soap
551Dirty Bitch Soap
Bat Corkscrew and Bottle Opener
Loves nothing more than hanging out in your basement bat cave.
£18.99£24.99
-24%
Light Up Shower Speaker
Music Steaming
£12.74£14.99
No Hands - Non-Contact Hygiene Keyring
Give germs the finger!
£7.99£9.99
-20%
No Hands - Non-Contact Hygiene Keyring
3.552No Hands - Non-Contact Hygiene Keyring
Personalised Superhero Face Mug
Caffeine is a superpower, okay?
£10.99
Flower Power Plant Markers
Join the root revolution
£6.99£14.99
-53%
Boombox Lunch Box
Keep it old school
£12.99£19.99
-35%
Snatch Phrase
Sling that slang!
£19.99£24.99
-20%
Grow With The Flow - Toadally Zen watering spike
A toad-ally awesome way to keep your plants happy
£5.99£11.99
-50%
Shower Steamers
It makes scents
from
£4.99£7.99
Shower Steamers
4.552Shower Steamers
NASA Projector
Beam me up!
£14.99£24.99
-40%
Condom Socks
Ribbed for your leisure
£9.99£14.99
-33%
Condom Socks
551Condom Socks
Astro Tayto Moon Light
The light side of the moon
£12.99£16.99
-24%
Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
Painting Perfection
£7.99£10.99
-27%
Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
552Bob Ross By The Numbers Mini Kit
Inflatable Jesus
Blow-up body of Christ
£7.64£8.99
Inflatable Jesus
4.855Inflatable Jesus
Squid Game Business Card & Coffin Presentation Box