Anyone who’s accidentally stepped in a deceptively deep puddle knows that soggy socks are the absolute worst - even more so when you’re out in the wilderness and you don’t have an extra pair.
Now you can make cold, wet feet a thing of the past with these incredible waterproof socks. Designed using high-performance materials and triple-layer technology to create a waterproof and breathable sock, IMPERVIUS will keep your feet dry, warm and protected from the elements, no matter the weather!
Perfect for joggers, dog-walkers, lovers (and haters) of the great outdoors, these socks are an absolute gamechanger!
The Mini SubWOOFer Speaker is not just a superb play on words - this pooch is packing some serious power! At only 3" long this cheeky chappie slips right into your pocket so you can enjoy your favourite tunes at home, work or on-the-go.
Our favourite feature? No need to struggle trying to get a leash on him, you can wirelessly connect to this loyal companion via Bluetooth!
While you're curled up in your PJs, binge-watching another Netflix series, ordering takeaway for the fourth day in a row (living the dream) – he'll be there by your side, adding his own brand of soft and lazy lighting to the scene.
He's touch-sensitive and made from super squishy silicone so you can just give him a gentle tap or prod to switch between three different levels of brightness. And because he runs on a rechargeable battery you can keep him powered up with the included USB cable and pop him on the sofa next to you. Aww.
Thank you couch potato!
Wine glasses have always held a deceptively large amount of wine, but this impressive receptacle can stow away an entire bottle - a whole 750ml of the finest boozy grape juice you can get your hands on!
It's the perfect gift for those sensible types who insist on sticking to 'just' one glass of wine.
Whoever discovered the sixpence in their slice of pud on Christmas day would enjoy wealth and good fortune for the year to come. Nice!
Now the spirit of this great tradition has been reborn as Sixpence Pud Christmas Pudding Gin Liqueur. Available in exceedingly limited quantities, this striking spirit comes in a premium pudding-shaped bottle, complete with a sprig of holly and a sixpence embossed on the stopper.
Boasting an unforgettable festive flavour, exploding with notes of apple, winter spices, candied fruit, vanilla and caramel; you can sip it neat over ice or add a splash into your favourite celebratory bubbles. And with its shimmery golden liquid - it looks just as extraordinary as it tastes!
Treat yourself or someone else to a bottle and raise a toast to wealth and good fortune in 2022!
Cock-based confectionary at its absolute finest, these miniature members are willy delicious and the perfect mouthful for snacking on or sharing with your mates.
Just plop a few Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs in your tub and they'll fizz and roam around the water, leaving a psychedelic marble of bright colours in their wake.
What's more, because these Unicorns have been fed a rich (and brutally strict) diet of raspberries, their dreamy droppings will fill your bathroom with a fragrant fruity aroma.
Curl up on the sofa with a morphed mush of your pet’s face, or put it in their bed for meta pet-on-pet snuggling. Of course, the concept will be a bit lost on them, but we intelligent apes can have a good smirk about it.
- Only upload photos with one face in them (no group photos please!)
- Photos showing more than one face may result in us having to delay or even cancel your order.
- Don't ruin Christmas by uploading photos with multiple faces in!
Just upload a photo of anyone you like and we’ll get to work crafting their lovely mug into your very own wearable blanket. This thing will jettison you into new levels of comfort, relegating your previously top-tier dressing gown to the merely ‘decent’ category. Regular blankets will never be enough for you ever again.
It’s the ideal gift for someone you miss or someone who misses you, far-flung friends and family, celebrity Stans, or just as a gift to yourself. There’s no cosier way to treat yourself.
- Warm ambient glow - check!
- Soothing transitions between colours - check!
- Made from real Himalayan salt crystals - check!
- Packed full of mystical properties and health benefits* - check!
- USB-powered so you can enjoy all of the above wherever you are - checkedy check check check!
All you need now is a fistful of incense and a Tibetan singing bowl!
The Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book pays homage to these delicate derrieres, with 45 line drawings of pert cat booties winking you in the face. Enjoy colouring in lasers shooting from an intergalactic cat butt, a chill skater cat that isn't ashamed to hold his tail a little too high, and more!
With an additional 25 games to play, this adult activity book is a veritable feline frenzy that every cat lover can get behind.
You don’t deserve that. So we made them cry, then we bottled their aching sadness.
All that sweet retribution turned their salty tears into a juicy passion fruit and mango flavoured shimmering gin liqueur with a 20% ABV. It’s the perfect partner for prosecco or tonic water and a slice of grapefruit. Swirl their tears around your glass to unlock their magnificent holographic shimmer, reassured at least a few f*ckboy's were harmed in the making of this mythical elixir.
Warning: drinking too much of this may lead to rogue ex-texting. Be on your guard.