Now you can recreate that youthful exuberance and unhinged joy from the comfort of... your toilet!
The waterproof and slip-proof Toilet Piano Mat rolls out flat to reveal a set of large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having a casual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowning out a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence.
The creators have even thrown in a song book and handy 'Do Not Disturb' sign - you know, for when you're composing your next movement.
Introducing the Finger Dance Machine.
It's exactly as it sounds, a classic retro-style dance machine... for your fingers! All you have to do is install the free Finger Dance Game app on your smartphone and then connect it wirelessly to the machine – you'll be shaking that pinky and gyrating those knuckle joints in no time. The app includes heaps of tunes, all with different complexities and speeds that are guaranteed to trip up even the most dextrous digits.
What better way to
If your forehead aches from glaring angrily from behind your face mask – you need the Social Distancing Zapper!
This pocket telescopic tool extends to six feet (including your arm) and administers a cheeky 4.5 volt zap to any moron foolish enough to venture into your personal space.
No need to get into a pointless debate about COVID-19 with a total stranger – just ZAP!
Sleek, oval-shaped, gravity-defying mood light? Good guess but it's not quite right. Heng means "balance" in Chinese.
Heaven knows we could all use a bit of balance in our lives right now, and this effortlessly-cool lamp is the perfect way to bring a stylish sense of calm into your living space.
The Heng Balance Lamp is turned on and off with the two balls in the centre. Once you pick up the lower ball and move it near the upper one, the two balls will find a harmony and levitate in mid-air to turn the lamp on. It is indescribably satisfying to behold.
Freak yourself out in the shower with this Blood Bath Shower Gel Looks terrifying in its intravenous bag, but the cherry fragrance smells delicious.